Trish

What is Dante getting himself into this time?

[devil-woman-trish]

About

Keeping things in order around here. At least trying to.

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Please don't vent to me. I don't have the mental strength to deal with anything depressing or suicidal. I will reach out to you on my own.

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Fandom: Devil May Cry

Mod: @vyzoi

Trish talks like this

Actions look like this

OOC looks like this

This blog will contain dark themes!

[vickie-is-here]

ok guysssss I’m back my face is a tad bit crispy but like I think I’m hotter from it

[thebettertwinofsparda]

God damn it

[vickie-is-here]

Dante I missed you a lot….

[thebettertwinofsparda]

getthefuckawayfromme

[vickie-is-here]

what…

[thebettertwinofsparda]

GETTHEFUCKAWAYFROMME

[vickie-is-here]

Didn’t you tell Lady and Trish you missed me..?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

No.

[devil-woman-trish]

He did.

[vickie-is-here]

What did I even do to him..

[devil-woman-trish]

You’ve been awful to him since the start!

Your attitude rubbed off on him. He’s been working with Lady’s father for a while. And he was sexist to me and told me I wasn’t doing enough!

Needless to say, Lady and I don’t trust him anymore.

You’re putting him down a path we can’t follow.

[vickie-is-here]

…..First of all he’s a grown ass man and I DOTN condone his sexist personality! Also I thought I was the only one working with jester so I will talk with him on that later, also like I don’t want him to go down my path I don’t even want him near me rn

[devil-woman-trish]

Good to hear.

I’ll give you both some space.

[vickie-is-here]

ok guysssss I’m back my face is a tad bit crispy but like I think I’m hotter from it

[thebettertwinofsparda]

God damn it

[vickie-is-here]

Dante I missed you a lot….

[thebettertwinofsparda]

getthefuckawayfromme

[vickie-is-here]

what…

[thebettertwinofsparda]

GETTHEFUCKAWAYFROMME

[vickie-is-here]

Didn’t you tell Lady and Trish you missed me..?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

No.

[devil-woman-trish]

He did.

[vickie-is-here]

What did I even do to him..

[devil-woman-trish]

You’ve been awful to him since the start!

Your attitude rubbed off on him. He’s been working with Lady’s father for a while. And he was sexist to me and told me I wasn’t doing enough!

Needless to say, Lady and I don’t trust him anymore.

You’re putting him down a path we can’t follow.

[vickie-is-here]

ok guysssss I’m back my face is a tad bit crispy but like I think I’m hotter from it

[thebettertwinofsparda]

God damn it

[vickie-is-here]

Dante I missed you a lot….

[thebettertwinofsparda]

getthefuckawayfromme

[vickie-is-here]

what…

[thebettertwinofsparda]

GETTHEFUCKAWAYFROMME

[vickie-is-here]

Didn’t you tell Lady and Trish you missed me..?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

No.

[devil-woman-trish]

He did.

[arkham-the-jester]

Opens the door

Mary! And… Trish!? What are you doing here!?

[devil-hunter-lady]

Dante wants to work with you, and we’re not having it!

[devil-woman-trish]

Points gun at him

Dante has gone off the deep end about Vickie, and we’re making sure she doesn’t get revived.

[arkham-the-jester]

I don’t blame you! Dante has been working with me in secret for a while now.

He wants me involved with their kid and give them therapy sessions. It’s weird!

[devil-hunter-lady]

Thanks for the information, dad!

[arkham-the-jester]

You’re welcome!

[devil-hunter-lady]

I was being sarcastic!

Trish, kill him.

[devil-woman-trish]

Shoots Jester

Well. I guess we can’t trust Dante anymore.

[arkham-the-jester]

Opens the door

Mary! And… Trish!? What are you doing here!?

[devil-hunter-lady]

Dante wants to work with you, and we’re not having it!

[devil-woman-trish]

Points gun at him

Dante has gone off the deep end about Vickie, and we’re making sure she doesn’t get revived.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Vickie died on a demon hunt let’s celebrate

[devil-woman-trish]

I’ll get the beer.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

ayyyyyyy let’s gooo

[devil-hunter-lady]

Best party ever!

[thebettertwinofsparda]

frfr

[devil-woman-trish]

Hands Dante and Lady beer cans

So, did she leave a will?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I’m not to sure but I’m glad I’m not her hostage anymore

[devil-woman-trish]

Yeah, we’re glad you’re free. She was a jerk to all of us.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Yeah

[devil-hunter-lady]

You can focus on better things now! Stay single for a while and relax.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Guys I miss her.

[devil-woman-trish]

Then why do you want to celebrate that she’s gone?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well I just started missing her

Maybe she was misunderstood

[devil-hunter-lady]

Do you want us to give you space so you can think this through?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Nah I’ll be fine, she was kinda a bitch…

[devil-hunter-lady]

Hopefully you get better and find yourself again soon.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I think finding myself means getting jester to resurrect her…not today though

[devil-hunter-lady]

The audacity of you to bring my father up and wanting to do business with him…

[thebettertwinofsparda]

You could had easily not listened to what I said.

[devil-woman-trish]

You’d do anything for her. Even work with a villain who has done vile things to you.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well I also need someone to clean and cook but not in a sexist way

[devil-woman-trish]

As if I don’t already do that.

Lady, let’s go shopping.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well you do a terrible job

[devil-hunter-lady]

Vickie really has rubbed off on you.

I’m out of here.

Walks out the door

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Wow and suddenly Vickie is the nicest person I know

[devil-woman-trish]

You just said something rude to me, and you brought up working with her father! Of course she would react like that.

I’m going with her.

Walks out the door

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Vickie died on a demon hunt let’s celebrate

[devil-woman-trish]

I’ll get the beer.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

ayyyyyyy let’s gooo

[devil-hunter-lady]

Best party ever!

[thebettertwinofsparda]

frfr

[devil-woman-trish]

Hands Dante and Lady beer cans

So, did she leave a will?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I’m not to sure but I’m glad I’m not her hostage anymore

[devil-woman-trish]

Yeah, we’re glad you’re free. She was a jerk to all of us.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Yeah

[devil-hunter-lady]

You can focus on better things now! Stay single for a while and relax.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Guys I miss her.

[devil-woman-trish]

Then why do you want to celebrate that she’s gone?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well I just started missing her

Maybe she was misunderstood

[devil-hunter-lady]

Do you want us to give you space so you can think this through?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Nah I’ll be fine, she was kinda a bitch…

[devil-hunter-lady]

Hopefully you get better and find yourself again soon.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I think finding myself means getting jester to resurrect her…not today though

[devil-hunter-lady]

The audacity of you to bring my father up and wanting to do business with him…

[thebettertwinofsparda]

You could had easily not listened to what I said.

[devil-woman-trish]

You’d do anything for her. Even work with a villain who has done vile things to you.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well I also need someone to clean and cook but not in a sexist way

[devil-woman-trish]

As if I don’t already do that.

Lady, let’s go shopping.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Vickie died on a demon hunt let’s celebrate

[devil-woman-trish]

I’ll get the beer.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

ayyyyyyy let’s gooo

[devil-hunter-lady]

Best party ever!

[thebettertwinofsparda]

frfr

[devil-woman-trish]

Hands Dante and Lady beer cans

So, did she leave a will?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I’m not to sure but I’m glad I’m not her hostage anymore

[devil-woman-trish]

Yeah, we’re glad you’re free. She was a jerk to all of us.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Yeah

[devil-hunter-lady]

You can focus on better things now! Stay single for a while and relax.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Guys I miss her.

[devil-woman-trish]

Then why do you want to celebrate that she’s gone?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Well I just started missing her

Maybe she was misunderstood

[devil-hunter-lady]

Do you want us to give you space so you can think this through?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Nah I’ll be fine, she was kinda a bitch…

[devil-hunter-lady]

Hopefully you get better and find yourself again soon.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I think finding myself means getting jester to resurrect her…not today though

[devil-hunter-lady]

The audacity of you to bring my father up and wanting to do business with him…

[thebettertwinofsparda]

You could had easily not listened to what I said.

[devil-woman-trish]

You’d do anything for her. Even work with a villain who has done vile things to you.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Vickie died on a demon hunt let’s celebrate

[devil-woman-trish]

I’ll get the beer.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

ayyyyyyy let’s gooo

[devil-hunter-lady]

Best party ever!

[thebettertwinofsparda]

frfr

[devil-woman-trish]

Hands Dante and Lady beer cans

So, did she leave a will?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I’m not to sure but I’m glad I’m not her hostage anymore

[devil-woman-trish]

Yeah, we’re glad you’re free. She was a jerk to all of us.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Yeah

[devil-hunter-lady]

You can focus on better things now! Stay single for a while and relax.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Guys I miss her.

[devil-woman-trish]

Then why do you want to celebrate that she’s gone?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Vickie died on a demon hunt let’s celebrate

[devil-woman-trish]

I’ll get the beer.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

ayyyyyyy let’s gooo

[devil-hunter-lady]

Best party ever!

[thebettertwinofsparda]

frfr

[devil-woman-trish]

Hands Dante and Lady beer cans

So, did she leave a will?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

I’m not to sure but I’m glad I’m not her hostage anymore

[devil-woman-trish]

Yeah, we’re glad you’re free. She was a jerk to all of us.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Vickie died on a demon hunt let’s celebrate

[devil-woman-trish]

I’ll get the beer.

[thebettertwinofsparda]

ayyyyyyy let’s gooo

[devil-hunter-lady]

Best party ever!

[thebettertwinofsparda]

frfr

[devil-woman-trish]

Hands Dante and Lady beer cans

So, did she leave a will?

[thebettertwinofsparda]

Vickie died on a demon hunt let’s celebrate

[devil-woman-trish]

I’ll get the beer.

[vickie-is-here]

I still hate Lady and Trish

[devil-woman-trish]

There’s no talking sense into you. I told you everything yesterday and cleared it up with you.

[vickie-is-here]

you gave me a bitchy look this morning

[devil-woman-trish]

I’m not a morning person.

[vickie-is-here]

it was 11pm.

[devil-woman-trish]

I just got fed up about something. It didn’t have anything to do with you.

I didn’t mean to give you that look.

[vickie-is-here]

oooooh so your mood completely changed talking to anyone else

[devil-woman-trish]

I’m a demon made by Mundus. I’m not good at showing emotions or anything. I’m trying my best.

[vickie-is-here]

I have smt I want to say to this but I don’t think I can without you being a snitch

[devil-woman-trish]

I won’t tell anyone. What do you want to tell me?

[vickie-is-here]

nah I ain’t gonna tell you

[devil-woman-trish]

You’re forty years old and yet you act like a teenager.

[vickie-is-here]

Wait…..how old are yiu??

[devil-woman-trish]

I have the appearance and maturity of a woman in their mid twenties, but I’m probably older than that. You’ll have to ask Mundus because I really don’t know.

But I have been around for two decades.

[vickie-is-here]

oh you look like you’re in your 70s….i love your confidence though

[devil-woman-trish]

I’m going to take my leave now.

[vickie-is-here]

Awwww ok byeeeee

[devil-woman-trish]

See ya.

[vickie-is-here]

I still hate Lady and Trish

[devil-woman-trish]

There’s no talking sense into you. I told you everything yesterday and cleared it up with you.

[vickie-is-here]

you gave me a bitchy look this morning

[devil-woman-trish]

I’m not a morning person.

[vickie-is-here]

it was 11pm.

[devil-woman-trish]

I just got fed up about something. It didn’t have anything to do with you.

I didn’t mean to give you that look.

[vickie-is-here]

oooooh so your mood completely changed talking to anyone else

[devil-woman-trish]

I’m a demon made by Mundus. I’m not good at showing emotions or anything. I’m trying my best.

[vickie-is-here]

I have smt I want to say to this but I don’t think I can without you being a snitch

[devil-woman-trish]

I won’t tell anyone. What do you want to tell me?

[vickie-is-here]

nah I ain’t gonna tell you

[devil-woman-trish]

You’re forty years old and yet you act like a teenager.

[vickie-is-here]

Wait…..how old are yiu??

[devil-woman-trish]

I have the appearance and maturity of a woman in their mid twenties, but I’m probably older than that. You’ll have to ask Mundus because I really don’t know.

But I have been around for two decades.

[vickie-is-here]

oh you look like you’re in your 70s….i love your confidence though

[devil-woman-trish]

I’m going to take my leave now.

[vickie-is-here]

I still hate Lady and Trish

[devil-woman-trish]

There’s no talking sense into you. I told you everything yesterday and cleared it up with you.

[vickie-is-here]

you gave me a bitchy look this morning

[devil-woman-trish]

I’m not a morning person.

[vickie-is-here]

it was 11pm.

[devil-woman-trish]

I just got fed up about something. It didn’t have anything to do with you.

I didn’t mean to give you that look.

[vickie-is-here]

oooooh so your mood completely changed talking to anyone else

[devil-woman-trish]

I’m a demon made by Mundus. I’m not good at showing emotions or anything. I’m trying my best.

[vickie-is-here]

I have smt I want to say to this but I don’t think I can without you being a snitch

[devil-woman-trish]

I won’t tell anyone. What do you want to tell me?

[vickie-is-here]

nah I ain’t gonna tell you

[devil-woman-trish]

You’re forty years old and yet you act like a teenager.

[vickie-is-here]

Wait…..how old are yiu??

[devil-woman-trish]

I have the appearance and maturity of a woman in their mid twenties, but I’m probably older than that. You’ll have to ask Mundus because I really don’t know.

But I have been around for two decades.

[vickie-is-here]

I still hate Lady and Trish

[devil-woman-trish]

There’s no talking sense into you. I told you everything yesterday and cleared it up with you.

[vickie-is-here]

you gave me a bitchy look this morning

[devil-woman-trish]

I’m not a morning person.

[vickie-is-here]

it was 11pm.

[devil-woman-trish]

I just got fed up about something. It didn’t have anything to do with you.

I didn’t mean to give you that look.

[vickie-is-here]

oooooh so your mood completely changed talking to anyone else

[devil-woman-trish]

I’m a demon made by Mundus. I’m not good at showing emotions or anything. I’m trying my best.

[vickie-is-here]

I have smt I want to say to this but I don’t think I can without you being a snitch

[devil-woman-trish]

I won’t tell anyone. What do you want to tell me?

[vickie-is-here]

nah I ain’t gonna tell you

[devil-woman-trish]

You’re forty years old and yet you act like a teenager.