DEVILED EGG

I can uh.. kind of open my eye again now… just figured that out.. only took months for it to heal…

Congrats man. Does it still hurt?

Not really, it just feels really weird to have it open…. It’s all so bright.

I might need glasses, honestly. My eyesight feels really unbalanced now..

It’s too bad we can’t really…. Get glasses here..

Yeah, that's.. that's fair.

We could probably find some blueprints for weird technologically advanced glasses somewhere, but I... Maybe you'll get used to it first. I don't know.

That’s true…

Hopefully my eye just adjusts.. I’d rather not have to wear glasses.. also even if we could make them, I don’t know if we have the right glass for the prescription.. so it would probably not be worth it

Hey man. Whatever works for you. Just take it slow and try to find ways to work around it for the time being.

If we can find a way to fix it, or it fixes itself, then that's good. If we can't, then you just have to live on.

I told Toast the same thing, actually. Just breathe. It'll be ok. You got this.

I can uh.. kind of open my eye again now… just figured that out.. only took months for it to heal…

Congrats man. Does it still hurt?

Not really, it just feels really weird to have it open…. It’s all so bright.

I might need glasses, honestly. My eyesight feels really unbalanced now..

It’s too bad we can’t really…. Get glasses here..

Yeah, that's.. that's fair.

We could probably find some blueprints for weird technologically advanced glasses somewhere, but I... Maybe you'll get used to it first. I don't know.

I can uh.. kind of open my eye again now… just figured that out.. only took months for it to heal…

Congrats man. Does it still hurt?

fffsrobotworkshop

ALRIGHT SOLDIER ITS TIME FOR YOUR TRAINING

YOU'RE MY NEW APPRENTICE AND YOU WILL BE THE BEST MECHANIC WHEN I'M FINISHED WITH YOU

<- @devil3d--egg

OHOHOHOHIHIH!!!!! YESYESYESYESYESYES I WANNA KNOW I WANNA BE THE BEST IN THE WHOLE WORLD :D

First thing you need to know is the workshop. I believe you're somewhat familiar, but you can get more familiar. Study the manuals and instructions for all the tools, memorize where everything is, and once you're finished we can work on rebuilding past projects. I'll stop by in a bit.

WOAHWOAH HAYYYYYY AM THE NEW MECHANIC HIRE :D

I think that makes u my boss bc we’re like the only 2 people in the department

WHATSUPWHATSUPWHATSUP

anything I should know about the job?? Or like the things we do exactly i mostly applyed because I LOVE the meeple robots and i didn’t really look at the job description 😬😬

@fffsrobotworkshop

Hey. I'm Deviled Egg. People call me DE or Degg for short.

For the job, just make sure to read the manuals for whatever product you're working on. And come to me if you're confused. You can mostly find me in first aid or any healthcare rooms.

#(ooc: MECHANIC)

(ooc: guys i think hes deviled egg

)

Hello to all the new (and returning) hires as you all come in!

Hello to you too, buddy.

DE!! Hi! How- how are you? How have you been?

I feel like I haven’t seen you in so long..

Doing... Well, pretty fine. Doing better. How 'bout you? It has been a while.

I’m- I’m pretty good, I think.. uh.. glad to hear you’re well!! I suppose I’m just.. lonely.

Really lonely.

But that’s okay!! Soon this company’ll be back up and running like brand new!!

Mmmm. Glad you're doing well. If you're ever lonely, talk to me. I'll answer no matter what. Toast too.

And don't stress yourself out! You already got a lot on your shoulders.

Thanks Degg, I appreciate it a lot. I think I just gotta take it slow and figure it out as I go. You and toast are the best 🩵

'Course, buddy. Take your time. You need it.

Hello to all the new (and returning) hires as you all come in!

Hello to you too, buddy.

DE!! Hi! How- how are you? How have you been?

I feel like I haven’t seen you in so long..

Doing... Well, pretty fine. Doing better. How 'bout you? It has been a while.

I’m- I’m pretty good, I think.. uh.. glad to hear you’re well!! I suppose I’m just.. lonely.

Really lonely.

But that’s okay!! Soon this company’ll be back up and running like brand new!!

#(ooc: not even an hour in and its already talking about toast 😔😔)

Mmmm. Glad you're doing well. If you're ever lonely, talk to me. I'll answer no matter what. Toast too.

And don't stress yourself out! You already got a lot on your shoulders.

Hello to all the new (and returning) hires as you all come in!

Hello to you too, buddy.

DE!! Hi! How- how are you? How have you been?

I feel like I haven’t seen you in so long..

Doing... Well, pretty fine. Doing better. How 'bout you? It has been a while.

Hello to all the new (and returning) hires as you all come in!

Hello to you too, buddy.

hey buddy boy what is 4 x 6. very important question fr

Uuuhhh…. It’s 24? Not— not sure why that matters though-?

Nerd hahaha

-I lay awake, staring at the empty ceiling from my hospital bed. I mutter to myself.-

Ugh. This is stupid. How long have I even been here?

-Sitting up, my gaze travels to the door. I haven't left my bed in... days? Weeks? That can't be good. My brow furrows in worry. My legs feel numb, disconnected. Can I even walk anymore? Fuck. Do I need a weelchair? Am I overreacting? Whatever. I rest my head in my hand, feeling defeated. Maybe I'll try getting up later.-

#meeplemadness #(ooc: now de can kind of walk and will probably do more things later)

-I look back up, and try to convince myself to get off the bed. After a few seconds of consideration, I hop off the bed. I try to stand upward, and realize my balance is very poor. I slowly started to walk towards the nearest wall, nearly falling with every step.

Once I make it to the wall, I lean against it for support. I quietly celebrate, and sit on the floor.-

-I lay awake, staring at the empty ceiling from my hospital bed. I mutter to myself.-

Ugh. This is stupid. How long have I even been here?

-Sitting up, my gaze travels to the door. I haven't left my bed in... days? Weeks? That can't be good. My brow furrows in worry. My legs feel numb, disconnected. Can I even walk anymore? Fuck. Do I need a weelchair? Am I overreacting? Whatever. I rest my head in my hand, feeling defeated. Maybe I'll try getting up later.-

#meeplemadness #(ooc: lowkey i keep forgetting to get him out of the bed woops)

GUYS BIG REVEAL‼️

Ty has never told you this because he’s embarrassed but… the reason his limbs are blue… is because he’s inbred…. Sorry you guys had to find out this way.

ANYWAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY INBRED BLUE BOY‼️💫

@teacup-the-intern

Toast... Why do you know this...

On his birthday, too?

Toast and I had…. A party in my office. And.. I cried about MeRecorder lot.. I got a new microphone and they kept saying for you to “call them back”

And they claim I’m inbred because my limbs are blue BUT THEY ONLY RECENTLY TURNED BLUE

THEY HAVENT EVEN ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY

It's okay, buddy. We'll get MeRec back 3:)

But also why did Toast come to that conclusion it clearly must be a symptom of some disease

WHERE ELSE HAVE YOU HEARD OF BLUE PEOPLE???

Besides that weird band of blue people- anyway that’s not the point-

What disease could possibly cause this??

A disease caused by inbreeding

ehehehhehe… wow…. it only started to effect him now… soon it will consume his entire body… everyone, take pictures with him now so you don’t forget what he used to be before….. before his genetic disease spreads through his whole body…

Okay wait wait wait- does he actually know why his limbs turned blue? If not that may be a little concerning

I don’t know, all he’s said is “they just recently turned blue” so it seems… a little concerning, all inbred jokes aside

@teacup-the-intern ok so what

GUYS BIG REVEAL‼️

Ty has never told you this because he’s embarrassed but… the reason his limbs are blue… is because he’s inbred…. Sorry you guys had to find out this way.

ANYWAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY INBRED BLUE BOY‼️💫

@teacup-the-intern

Toast... Why do you know this...

On his birthday, too?

Toast and I had…. A party in my office. And.. I cried about MeRecorder lot.. I got a new microphone and they kept saying for you to “call them back”

And they claim I’m inbred because my limbs are blue BUT THEY ONLY RECENTLY TURNED BLUE

THEY HAVENT EVEN ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY

It's okay, buddy. We'll get MeRec back 3:)

But also why did Toast come to that conclusion it clearly must be a symptom of some disease

WHERE ELSE HAVE YOU HEARD OF BLUE PEOPLE???

Besides that weird band of blue people- anyway that’s not the point-

What disease could possibly cause this??

A disease caused by inbreeding

ehehehhehe… wow…. it only started to effect him now… soon it will consume his entire body… everyone, take pictures with him now so you don’t forget what he used to be before….. before his genetic disease spreads through his whole body…

Okay wait wait wait- does he actually know why his limbs turned blue? If not that may be a little concerning

GUYS BIG REVEAL‼️

Ty has never told you this because he’s embarrassed but… the reason his limbs are blue… is because he’s inbred…. Sorry you guys had to find out this way.

ANYWAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY INBRED BLUE BOY‼️💫

@teacup-the-intern

Toast... Why do you know this...

On his birthday, too?

Toast and I had…. A party in my office. And.. I cried about MeRecorder lot.. I got a new microphone and they kept saying for you to “call them back”

And they claim I’m inbred because my limbs are blue BUT THEY ONLY RECENTLY TURNED BLUE

THEY HAVENT EVEN ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY