Professional Milf/FUTURE GHOST

[vampirigender-moved]

[esoteric-ganja-boofer]

[funnytwittertweets]

[bakwaaas]

I think you carry the people you’ve loved with you forever, not in a ‘you can never get over them’ way but more like loving them changed you and it meant something and you have to make peace with that

[callmebarbie]

blocked. and i hope a cat ignores all your pspspsps

[detectivehole]

some of you are miserable because you're mean. like you're just mean to people and things

[detectivehole]

"why don't i have any friends" because you are mean

[detectivehole]

this can be fixed at least in part very easily though! just stop being mean. i believe in all of you 👍

[animentality]

Elon Musk and Hank Green were having an argument over how Elon Musk is burying Twitter and then this guy cut in:

[webdump]

[tahthetrickster]

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

[zmenit]

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

[3fluffies]

Dying.

[ciatri]

Every fucking time I know what’s at the bottom and every time I still lose my shit.

[randomslasher]

I’m so happy this post is back again asdlkfjsa

[slutdge]

this screenshot feels like looking into the sun

[upyrica]

A Ukrainian folk charm to bring scorn upon an enemy:

My enemy does not walk, but rides a wolf, saddles it with a frog, whips it with a snake; follows not a road, but quagmire and swamps. People avoid the quagmire and swamp, they scoff at the wolf, they spit on the frog, they hit the snake: so may all the world thus spit and scoff, and reject him from their affection.

[thotfuss]

so long and goodnight and all that!

[recaption]

[ange1fire]

band stampz <3

[beamingsuggestion]

to everyone making progress that nobody else recognizes, I’m proud of you

[unordinary-girl]

cuddling is probably one of the most passionate forms of love there is because you just feel so safe and close to the person and it feels like all your worries go away and it’s one of the greatest feelings in the world

[polyglotplatypus]

Love Is Stored in The You

[moonpaw]