"I was always alone..." @devilchildlily - Tumblr Blog

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Ah, this was almost hilarious. He was so worried about tripping that he was staring at the ground. At least Bandersnatch wasn't after him...the poor kid would get trampled so fast his head would spin.

Even still, looping around trees and darting off in opposite directions and zigzagging was proving to be rather fun. She liked watching him run after her.

But she slowed down a little to let him catch her. "Looks like you caught me! Now its my turn to chase you!"

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Shit the Squad says -sentence starters-

~Random stuff that myself or my friends have said in group chats or in crack threads~

“I just noticed my cat has eyebrows.” “Butt hat.” “___ STABBING ___ IN THE BELLYBUTTON WITH THE BRUSH JUST MADE ME GO “HA” OUT LOUD.” “His gay side comes out when make-up is involved.” “Like man honestly if my hair wasn’t so difficult i too, would be ready to roll in dirt and mud all the time.” “___ looks super gay when the lights are off.” “Like he/she looks like he/she just came out of a gay bar.” “I call it the grandma move tbh.” “Why am I the one that always has to clean the wall?” “I think I’ve completely sidetracked from you in that FAB sweater vest to you as a superhero.” “They have a term for people like you: nerdy nerds.” “THERE’S ONLY 2 THINGS IM GOOD AT OKAY. 1. BEING A SARCASTIC ASSHOLE AND 2. VIDEO GAMES.” “I didn’t have any pics of aquaman. A magikarp is the next best thing.” “Cat phone holder.” “Oh my god ‘fifty sheds damper’.” “I must have a weird shaped ass or something because no belt will save me.” “I feel like my eyelids are gonna drop off.” “I’m sorry you’re in the bin. But you can blame ___ and ___.” “It feels like a damn alien is about to burst from my chest.” “I will spam the fuck out of you.” ‘Well, she/he’s bending for Satan now.” “You don’t even wear lipstick?” “And I don’t need to, to know whether or not it looks like shit.” “The first name sounds like it’d be ___’s porn name.” “I don’t wanna be a pie either. I may be delicious but I refuse to be literally edible.” “Just contemplating life and Broadway.”

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