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Nitori drops an explosive water balloon onto the Shrine Buster Mini, what do you do?
“YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU BITCH! I JUST FIXED THAT!” Rika is now scrambling and trying to remove the explosives before they blow. She is failing.
tanksforeverything:
All Rika could do was brace herself as the damned Kappa slammed into her, back pack and all, laying both of them out flat. She was lucky to keep her head as she felt the blades of the helicopter attachments snapping off and flying into god knows where.
“YOU NEARLY KILLED ME!” She screamed once they had stopped rolling.
It took more than a few seconds for Nitori to realize the lump below her was not simply her backpack, but the enraged tank engineer as well. A yip and rolling squeak later, and the Kappa rolled herself under the weight of her own backpack. “Gyah! Ow!” As durable as she might be, a sack of battle implements was still a hefty bunch to squeeze in one poor fabric pouch. Her pouting face barely stuck out with that green cap slipping down. Amazingly, it had survived the battle.
“You’re…you’re the one that pointed a rocket launcher at my drill! Hic! Now I gotta rebuild everything!” She crosses her arms, putting her chin between them. “I don’t even have Mr. Smiles to rely on now…”
Nitori drops an explosive water balloon onto the Shrine Buster Mini, what do you do?
“YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU BITCH! I JUST FIXED THAT!” Rika is now scrambling and trying to remove the explosives before they blow. She is failing.
tanksforeverything:
Rika could only stare in shock as she had fired just moments before the drill plugged the tube, leaving her to count down the seconds until the explosives went off.
She Did the only logical thing in this situation, kick the kappa and throw herself as far from the blast as she could before it went off.
Spinning wildly out of control, Nitori went into the air like a broken top. “Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!” She cried. “No fair!”
Inertia and drunkeness gave her a severe case of butterfingers, and both the drill and launcher flew off to make one glorious explosion. A ball of flame accompanied by fountains of dirt, Nitori felt the impact snap her heliocoptor blades and send her right back into Rika.
Scorched and dizzy, the kappa simply jabbered upon impact, completely oblivious to her position.
Ah, alcohol, the purest killer of boredom in Gensokyo.
Nitori drops an explosive water balloon onto the Shrine Buster Mini, what do you do?
“YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU BITCH! I JUST FIXED THAT!” Rika is now scrambling and trying to remove the explosives before they blow. She is failing.
tanksforeverything:
“Wrong button…I’ll show you the wrong bloody button,” Rika growled and grabbed a large tube that had laid in the junk on the side of the shop. She never got this thing to work in all her ground tests, but never had she had a target in the air that hadn’t the mobility to dodge what she thought inside the tube. Until now.
“STAND STILL AND MAYBE THIS WON’T SUCK!” She shouted, taking a knee and aiming the tube marked ‘FIM-92 WARNING HIGH EXPLOSIVE’
“The only one that this will suck for, is you!” Came Nitori’s battle cry as she barreled right for Rika. Reckless and with drunken fire in her eyes, the kappa’s energy went cold when her drill stopped whirring.
“...”
Hovering, the kappa stared in horror. Unfortunately for her, that drill wasn’t suited for splitting several pounds of high explosives. She had jammed her weapon right up into the tube of Rika’s Stinger...likely miliseconds before it was about to fire off. In that second, she just stared at Rika, flabbergasted and still flushed.
“...Oh sh-”
“Oh dear, miss Hakurei! You look like a fish out of water!” Chipper despite the god awful weather, Koakuma hands Reimu a pleasantly cool juice box.
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Nitori drops an explosive water balloon onto the Shrine Buster Mini, what do you do?
“YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU BITCH! I JUST FIXED THAT!” Rika is now scrambling and trying to remove the explosives before they blow. She is failing.
tanksforeverything:
“W-What the hell?” Rika said, picking up the duck as her mind tried to process the insanity of being thrown a rubber duck that hit her in the head. Confusion gave way to bafflement, then to rage.
“COME AND GET IT YOU PIG TAILED JERK! I’LL TAKE THIS DUCK AND SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DOESN’T SHINE!”
“Sh-shut up! I just hit the wrong button!” Nitori flailed, putting in new combinations frantically. With a few clicks and metallic springs, a heliocopter blade whirred up from that absurdly large backpack. Nitori was sent into the sky, swaying in her drunken stupper, the Kappa made damn sure she was out of Rika’s reach.
“Listen here, you! I am Nitori Kawashiro! If you think the worst I’ve got is a coding duck, you’ve been asleep under that pile of scrap metal you call a tank too long!” Reaching into her backpack, the stubborn girl hefted free an absurdly oversized drill, nearly as big has herself. Gripping with both hands, Nitori pointed it at Rika, letting the spiral spark to life with almost crackling thunder.
“Charge! I’ll save you, Mr. Smiles!” Going for ramming speed, the little intoxicated kappa sought to save her rubber duck, and put the poor tank engineer in her place.
Just another normal drinking night for Nitori...
Nitori drops an explosive water balloon onto the Shrine Buster Mini, what do you do?
“YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU BITCH! I JUST FIXED THAT!” Rika is now scrambling and trying to remove the explosives before they blow. She is failing.
tanksforeverything:
devilinthemachines:
“Haha! Vengeance is mineeeeeeeeee! I have found you and your ugly braids!” Nitori said, carrying a sake bottle in hand, wobbling like her legs turned to rubber. Very likely, they were close enough. Mechanical arms raised and holding more balloons, she staggered over to her sworn enemy!
“You think your tanks are soooooooo good! Well, I’ll show ya what happens when ya decorate them with frilly flowers and not armor! Taste danmaku, bristle braids!” Nitori shouted, flinging more balloons like mortars are her precious new toy.
“Oh, you damned kappa brat! You are going to regret this!” Rika brushed the trickles of blood off her face before grabbing a wrench and scowling at the Kappa.
“COME BACK HERE SO I CAN REARRANGE YOUR FACE!“ Nitori may want to run, and run fast.
“Yur gonna have to catch me first, shorty!” Nitori boasted, tongue stuck out to add insult to injury. Clumsily pressing buttons on her harness, the kappa readied her next attack! “Ha, you’ll be no match for my...” And then a rubber duck ejected itself from her backpack, squeaking and bouncing onto Rika’s head.
“...” For just a moment, the battlefield went silent. “No! I need that for debugging! Waaaaaa!”
Nitori drops an explosive water balloon onto the Shrine Buster Mini, what do you do?
“YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU BITCH! I JUST FIXED THAT!” Rika is now scrambling and trying to remove the explosives before they blow. She is failing.
“Haha! Vengeance is mineeeeeeeeee! I have found you and your ugly braids!” Nitori said, carrying a sake bottle in hand, wobbling like her legs turned to rubber. Very likely, they were close enough. Mechanical arms raised and holding more balloons, she staggered over to her sworn enemy!
“You think your tanks are soooooooo good! Well, I’ll show ya what happens when ya decorate them with frilly flowers and not armor! Taste danmaku, bristle braids!” Nitori shouted, flinging more balloons like mortars are her precious new toy.
On Fire And Dying
“Blargaflarghableh!” Nitori grumbled, laying in the grass just after yet another night spent modifying one of her latest projects. The workshop was too small and too obvious a place to hold this beast of a machine. Naturally, the solution to prying eyes and sabotage was to place it where no one expected Nitori to be.
Specifically, she chose a dry, grassy field far from any rivers or puddles to splash in. Now that the Kappa all returned to the river, these once battle ridden fields were left empty. Tools of war were left discarded by the half-hearted youkai who once shot danmaku filled muskets at each other as a barbaric form of entertainment...essentially the norm for anything not human or Marisa.
“Itstoohoooooooooot!” The Kappa complained, sweating in her work clothes, further staining those baggy cargo pants green with grass and clover. Beside her lay a toppled tool box and various large vehicle parts. Behind her, some meters away, was an indistinguishable, large shape, hurriedly stowed in the brush and surprisingly well camouflaged.
With her work as hidden as it could be, Nitori simply lay there, oblivious to the rest of the world in her heat driven stooper.
Practice: A Matter Of Business
“You’re serious about this?” Nitori asked, puzzled by her perspective client.
“Absolutely, ma’am!”, chirped Koakuma, headwings fluttering a bit from the excitement. “Lady Scarlet and my mistress are incredibly enthusiastic and supporting of your goals!” Nitori raised a brow, greasy gloved hand propped against her hip. “My goals? Or do you mean the entire Kappa Village? There is a pretty big difference, little devil.” Koakuma nearly jumped back, frightened by her own folly. “Oh...I meant no offense ma’am! The request My Lady has come to you for is direct innovation! Isn’t that a virtue of your kind?”
Heaven Or Hell, Let’s Rock!
Hello hello fellow Touhou fans, wacky RPers, and feasting storytellers! Welcome to Devil In The Machine, my first RP blog, revolving around the lives of two very different Touhous! I’ve been meaning to set one up for a long time, but only recently a couple pals of mine gave me the low down on how things work around the Touhou RP blog community. Originally I planned to play one character, but ultimately decisions aren’t always so easy. It came down to Nitori and Koakuma and after a funny joke I jsut decided, why not both? Rp has been a great exercise in writing and character interaction that my pals and I have been doing for a number of years. After chat RPs, forum RPs, and collaborative short stories, this will be a very different experience!
So why these two characters and not anything more consistent? The simple answer is I was indecisive. However, I wanted to try out something new. The SDM characters aren’t terribly familiar to me (Youmu is my favorite), so why not give them a little love? Nitori is always a fun character to play and touches on my sci-fi geekiness.
I have asks open as well. There won’t always be a thread to RP in, and even if there is, asks lead to amusing results. For now, I’m focusing on Touhou canon only RPs, but once I’m settled in, OCs will be welcome!
So, with all that said and done, it’s time to rock!