deathwish

24 he/him – #1 Spree Enthusiast

[devilishloser]

Happy Birthday Kurt 🥰🥳✌️🌍

[devilishloser]

I completely support fanfictions #1 rule of dont like, dont interact

That being said, WHAT is the reason for almost every Evil Stonathan shipper to ship Kurt with every Charlie Heaton character under 18 😭 There are so many adult characters he plays to ship Kurt with like Jim, Will, Alex, even KURT (Soulmates not Spree 😂) and they're all the same amount of cute and awkward in their own ways!

My personal preference is Will cause he's also sick and twisted! (And the movies pretty perverted tbh)

[headoverharrington]

I couldn't help it, I HAD to add the mark of s4 on his neck.

[mikewheelerisaqueerler]

can you actually believe he thought-

can you actually believe he had a reason to-

[heyheycaitalin]

I'm still mad that they added 10 children we don't know or care about, but pretended like Argyle didn't exist. Like he was just some weed-induced hallucination of Jonathan's.

Mind you, Argyle and his pizza van is THE REASON that Will, Mike, and Jonathan didn't die in California. He is THE REASON they found any kind of clues about Eleven. Without him, Eleven wouldn't have been able to piggyback from a pizza freezer. Argyle and his pizza van is the reason they were able to get from California to Utah to Nevada to Indiana. Without Argyle, they would've been hitchhiking across the country. I doubt anyone had their wallets on them so it was probably Argyle paying for gas and food the whole way too.

He did so much for their group and the Duffers didn't even fart in his direction for season 5. No mention of how Jonathan misses the only real friend he's ever had, other than his brother and his girlfriend. No mention of how Argyle and Suzies sister eloped to Las Vegas. No one erased his memory or captured him for some crazy lab experiments. Just pretend he didn't exist.

[devilishloser]

Everyone talks about mr mouthfeel

No one wants to talk about lipfeel and handfeel, mouthfeels underrated siblings

[devilishloser]

Kurt could be so easily convinced that shotgunning isn't the same as him vaping on his own (so he couldn't possibly get popcorn lung 😂)

[kidovna]

google show me william byers eisner award images

[devilishloser]

I like posting out of spite but I still have absolutely zero motivation to draw, the voices and I aren't currently on speaking terms

[munsonmanor]

steve harrington is a really good fake crier. like scarily good. he learned as a kid that if he makes his eyes shine and lets one tear fall, adults panic and give him what he wants. he still uses it as a grown man to get out of trouble and to bully eddie into doing things for him.

eddie spends weeks thinking he made steve cry that one time he snapped at him and feels sick about it. then one day he watches steve turn the shiny eyes + single tear on some random authority figure to get out of trouble and realizes it’s a BIT. meanwhile steve’s over there like 🙂 and eddie is reevaluating his entire life and relationship choices.

eddie: “dude, I’m not mad, I just said you were being annoying.”

steve, eyes going glassy immediately: “no, it’s fine, I get it.”

eddie: “wait, hey, I didn’t— are you seriously crying?”

steve, one single tear: “just… give me a second.”

Eddie, guilt ridden, thinks about this for weeks.

Months later…

cop: “you were going fifteen over, son.”

steve, same exact shiny eyes + lone tear: “I’m so sorry, officer, it’s just been a really hard week—”

eddie watching from the passenger seat, connecting the dots in real time: “…”

cop: “I’ll let you off with a warning.”

eddie, as they drive away: you manipulative little theater kid, I cannot believe I FELL FOR THAT.

Later that night

eddie: “no. uh-uh. do it again.”

steve: “do what again?”

eddie: “the thing. the eyes. I watched you with your little Bambi routine, Harrington. You’re not slick.”

steve: “it’s not a routine, I’m just sensitive🥺”

eddie: “you turned them on like a faucet.”

steve, already dialing up the shine: “eddie, that really hurts my feelings—”

eddie: “SEE? THERE IT IS. YOU HEAR YOURSELF??” 😭

[devilishloser]

I'm fine

[devilishloser]

Wow Kurt you're actually so cool you ever think about not smelling like artificial coconut, nicotine, and sweat?

[bearwithegg]

Thanks for coming to my ted talk guys ✨🫶

[cherriesnkisses]

[lustfaeeryy]

these are two different people and they are both my lovers <3

[slashericons]

Arthur Spevak — Faces of Death (2026)

[kassy-djomunson]

four years of steddie