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Happy Birthday Kurt 🥰🥳✌️🌍

#my darling angel turns 30 today #forever 23 🪽#can't believe ive been here for 5 vears now #ive seen this movie so many times its carved into my eyeballs #he's so cute #he's innocent your honor #my gorgeous wife #kurt kunkle #kurtsworld96 #kurt kunkle spree #kurt kunkle fanart #kurtsworld #joe keery #joe keery fanart #joe keery fandom #fanart #djo #spree 2020 #spree movie #kurt spree #spree #steve harrington #artists on tumblr #do not repost #stranger things #djotime

I completely support fanfictions #1 rule of dont like, dont interact

That being said, WHAT is the reason for almost every Evil Stonathan shipper to ship Kurt with every Charlie Heaton character under 18 😭 There are so many adult characters he plays to ship Kurt with like Jim, Will, Alex, even KURT (Soulmates not Spree 😂) and they're all the same amount of cute and awkward in their own ways!

My personal preference is Will cause he's also sick and twisted! (And the movies pretty perverted tbh)

#Kurts a killer! not a monster!#No Future is a really great movie about grief and addiction you just have to stomach that he sleeps with his lifelong best friends mother #if you can stomach Kurt drilling a womans head in i think age gap is fine #Will is a recovering drug addict #i really dont think this is done on purpose more that people arent actually looking into the characters #which is a shame really because Charlie is so talented #Will No Future #also guys Kurt x Kurt this is gold 😂#charlie heaton #billy knight #alex billy knight #Soulmates Kurt #Jim Dycker Industry #kurtsworld96 #kurt kunkle #spree movie #evil stonathan #spree #kurtsworld #im pretty sure Joe Keerys age equivalent for Michael would either be Steve or Gabe 💀#those 2 are wildly different #this is why 5 seasons shouldn't take 10 years lmao #also these tags cant be filtered out on ao3 cause no ones tagging them correctly 💀

headoverharrington

I couldn't help it, I HAD to add the mark of s4 on his neck.

#the duffers knew he would look too powerful with it in s5 #<<yes #justice for the mark on his neck #you will always be remembered #steve harrington #kurts mark doesnt get enough love either but he didn't have it for long #lmao #kurt kunkle

mikewheelerisaqueerler

can you actually believe he thought-

can you actually believe he had a reason to-

#fuck lonnie byers #jonathan byers #will byers #stranger things

heyheycaitalin

I'm still mad that they added 10 children we don't know or care about, but pretended like Argyle didn't exist. Like he was just some weed-induced hallucination of Jonathan's.

Mind you, Argyle and his pizza van is THE REASON that Will, Mike, and Jonathan didn't die in California. He is THE REASON they found any kind of clues about Eleven. Without him, Eleven wouldn't have been able to piggyback from a pizza freezer. Argyle and his pizza van is the reason they were able to get from California to Utah to Nevada to Indiana. Without Argyle, they would've been hitchhiking across the country. I doubt anyone had their wallets on them so it was probably Argyle paying for gas and food the whole way too.

He did so much for their group and the Duffers didn't even fart in his direction for season 5. No mention of how Jonathan misses the only real friend he's ever had, other than his brother and his girlfriend. No mention of how Argyle and Suzies sister eloped to Las Vegas. No one erased his memory or captured him for some crazy lab experiments. Just pretend he didn't exist.

#duffer brothers when I catch you #they didnt even give him a goddamn last name #<<#argyle deserved better #argyle stranger things #stranger things #stranger things season 4 #stranger things season 5

Everyone talks about mr mouthfeel

No one wants to talk about lipfeel and handfeel, mouthfeels underrated siblings

#i didn't come up with these words btw he did #kurt just smoke your artificial marshmallow and coconut nic and shut up so we can shotgun #kurt mouthfeel kunkle #im kidding #i love him #kurtsworld96 #kurt kunkle #i love kurt #kurtsworld #spree 2020 #spree movie #spree

Kurt could be so easily convinced that shotgunning isn't the same as him vaping on his own (so he couldn't possibly get popcorn lung 😂)

#hes so fucking cute #anyways what flavor do you think would make him needy the fastest #i vote cherry #he said his favorite was coconut but how can you resist cherry #make him whimper #i love kurt #kurt kunkle #kurtsworld96 #kurtsworld #spree 2020 #spree movie #spree #he's so easy to gaslight and ragebait #shotgunning

kidovna

google show me william byers eisner award images

#holy shit #stranger things #byler #will byers

I like posting out of spite but I still have absolutely zero motivation to draw, the voices and I aren't currently on speaking terms

#ugh #i want to draw my beloved kurtie #speak to me kurt #sing for me #ha #burnout #what is life #what is life if i cant draw kurt kunkle

munsonmanor

steve harrington is a really good fake crier. like scarily good. he learned as a kid that if he makes his eyes shine and lets one tear fall, adults panic and give him what he wants. he still uses it as a grown man to get out of trouble and to bully eddie into doing things for him.

eddie spends weeks thinking he made steve cry that one time he snapped at him and feels sick about it. then one day he watches steve turn the shiny eyes + single tear on some random authority figure to get out of trouble and realizes it’s a BIT. meanwhile steve’s over there like 🙂 and eddie is reevaluating his entire life and relationship choices.

eddie: “dude, I’m not mad, I just said you were being annoying.”

steve, eyes going glassy immediately: “no, it’s fine, I get it.”

eddie: “wait, hey, I didn’t— are you seriously crying?”

steve, one single tear: “just… give me a second.”

Eddie, guilt ridden, thinks about this for weeks.

Months later…

cop: “you were going fifteen over, son.”

steve, same exact shiny eyes + lone tear: “I’m so sorry, officer, it’s just been a really hard week—”

eddie watching from the passenger seat, connecting the dots in real time: “…”

cop: “I’ll let you off with a warning.”

eddie, as they drive away: you manipulative little theater kid, I cannot believe I FELL FOR THAT.

Later that night