#spunkle

[bitterbound]

Comission for @bucksmommy

Inspired by her Spunkle AU

(Guys you had to read it)

[keaganz]

“Hey, guys. What's up? It's Kurt here from Kurt's World! Sometimes you just wanna get dicked down badly by a big fat cock, but you also don't want to chance a tear or worse a prolapse! So today I'm going to teach you all how to do it safely!"

Kurt smiles at the camera mounted on a tripod, his face filling the frame.

"Now first things first. If you don't have a flesh and blood cock at your disposal, always use something that has a flared base, is easy to use and doesn't have any sharp edges. Painal is something you gotta work up to, and you don't want any cuts! I am sure you have all seen the infamous One Man, One Jar video, believe me you do not want that! Or to go to the ER and explain why you have a cucumber stuck up your ass."

He steps back from the camera, revealing himself to be wearing a black cotton button up, and his bed comes into view. Sitting on his bed is a guy that looks like he'd rather be anywhere els then where he is right now.

"Everyone say Hi to Arthur! He's a bit shy and nervous, but he agreed to help me teach you guys today!"

Tagging @r0segardendr3ams @shes-an-odd-bird @hannah367 @saveme-storybrooke-potc @hbkchokeme @holy-harringrove @kiraixi because I know you are all freaks like me and

[bucksmommy]

The Happy Muderers Universe

...maybe? ❤️🔪

[hannah367]

Even though I just heard of this ship, like, less than an hour ago, I already love them lol

I like Arthurt and Spunkle as ship names.

@saveme-storybrooke-potc @kiraixi

[teeteatess]

[rigginsstreet]

All I know about Kurt is he livestreams?? His murders? I don’t fucking know I’m just thinking about Arthur and Kurt definitely becoming foes online and always in each others comment section talking shit and Arthur tracking down Kurt’s uber except Kurt has no idea who he is and thinks it’s just gonna be another easy victim but alas! The turn tables and it ends up in them battling over who gets to kill who but then you know…gay sex can happen instead. Livestream that too why not

[devilishloser]

We need Kurt and Arthur edits on TikTok now

We need them yesterday really, what a shame I haven't seen any

[bitterbound]

Another piece of Spunkle murder boyfriends au inspired by @bucksmommy

I think I'm obsessed