Welcome, foolish mortals

Please, take a seat. Make yourself at home, but don't touch anything. Help yourself to a glass of wine. In the meantime, I'll be in my office, taking care of my usual business. (Namf is an all powerful demon lord, who is calm, sly, confident, and usually up to no good, though he means no harm, personally. Multi-verse character [meaning he can appear in any universe], but limited in shipping. M!A's accepted.) M!A: N/A

[ramlightly]

I saw this photo and immediately thought of Hollyhock and Dandelion

[baconlyswiss]

A beautiful bust of my demon son, Namf.

Tried a different style, which really works for him!

[baconlyswiss]

Part 2 of last night’s stream doodles!

Yes, I did a MSA version of g!sans.

The outertale sans turned out bETTER THAN I WAS EXPECTING.

Some not-so-great Twilight Princess doodles

And my beautiful demon baby, Namf. Took me a while to get his face right..

[sablehawthorne]

A commission from a dear friend of mine @cirque-de-necro

this is their character Mercy in her half-dragon form <3 I hope you like it and her custom bikini design <3<3<3

[cirque-de-necro]

Thats it.

Im dead

you killed me

broken

dead

forever

insert screams

[ask-sans-the-pun-isher]

I couldn’t tell you why but I’m at work and I start to doodle… and suddenly Cyril’s Mother… I bet she was beautiful…

[ask-sans-the-pun-isher]

For a dear friend @cirque-de-necro

Cyril in pallet number 7

Also I technically broke the rules by adding more dark and light values but eh…fuck it.

[cirque-de-necro]

Screaming.

YES THANKYOU

[so-pale-girl]

[devilishly-namf]

Quality M!A Masterlist

----- Physical M!As -----

Time Warp: Muse is suddenly a specified age.

Equipment Change: Muse is suddenly a specified gender.

Pinch And Drag: Muse is suddenly a specified size.

Odd Organism: Muse is turned into a specified animal.

Odder Organism: Muse is turned into a specified monster.

Beep Boop: Muse is turned into a robot. If muse is normally a robot, they are now a living being.

Spirit Door: Muse is turned into a ghost. If muse is normally a ghost, they are now alive.

Oh Hell No: Muse is split into good and evil versions of themself.

Assimilation: Muse now has specified robotic features or components.

Flutter: Muse now has wings of a specified size.

Name It: A specified physical feature of the muse's is now very different.

----- Personality M!As -----

Abloo Bloo: Muse can't stop crying.

Snuggle Bug: Muse is now exceptionally affectionate to everyone.

ESAD: Muse suddenly despises a specified person or thing.

Red Heart: Muse is now passionately in love with a specified person.

Hero Worship: Muse idolizes a specified person and thinks everything about them is amazing.

Obsession: Muse cannot stop thinking about a specified person or thing.

Constant Boners: Muse's libido has gone wild and they can't stop thinking about sex.

Rustled Jimmies: Muse is rebellious and easily angered.

Game Over Man: Muse is now terrified of a specified thing.

----- Abilities and Afflictions -----

3D Motion: Muse can now fly.

Lights Out: Muse cannot see.

Muted Speakers: Muse cannot hear.

Muted Mic: Muse has no voice and can't make a sound.

Heavy Chest: Muse suddenly has difficulty breathing.

Now Try Rapping: Muse now thpeakth with a lithp.

S.S. Stutter: Muse now speaks with a s-severe stu-stutt-t-ter.

Nerve Pain: Muse is struck by intense, constant pain which nothing can alleviate.

Sucky Symptoms: Muse becomes miserably ill with specified symptoms.

Woop Bang Crash: Muse has lost their depth perception and balance.

Bonk Smack Thump: Muse suddenly loses all feeling in their limbs.

Twitchy Skin: Muse is extremely sensitive to touch.

Whoa Mama: Muse orgasms every time their name is said.

Sweet n Spicy: Muse feels like their mouth is on fire and only kisses make it stop.

Let Me Up: Muse is tied down and at the mercy of others.

Minor Inconvenience: Muse's clothes have all gone missing.

Strip Party: One item of muse's clothing disappears every time a specified thing occurs.

Mee Yow: Muse is suddenly some kind of sex kitten.

Pshhh Naw: Muse is now completely drunk.

Pick Your Poison: Muse has to do a specified thing every time their name is said.

Truth Obsession: Muse either cannot lie, or they cannot stop lying.

Dancing On The Ceiling: Muse is somehow unaffected by gravity.

That's Creepy: Muse now looks exactly like a specified person.

No Survivors: Muse is suddenly on a murderous rampage.

Spicy Meatball: Muse breathes fire whenever they open their mouth.

Seadweller: Muse is now aquatic and cannot survive out of water.

400 Blankets: Muse is now freezing cold and can't seem to get warm.

Shouldn't Have Said That: Muse has lost their verbal filter and now blurts whatever comes to mind.

Thirsty: Muse is now a blood-drinker. They don't get fangs or special abilities, but they must now find blood to drink or they will starve. Other food and drink makes them vomit.

Just Not Your Day: A tiny storm cloud follows muse around and rains on them at specified times.

He Has A Point: Muse now has an angel and a demon, which only they can see and hear, perched on their shoulders and offering advice.

----- Interactive M!As -----

Kiss Me Whole: Muse is slowly fading away and will only return to normal when kissed.

Song And A Kiss: Muse loses their voice and will only regain it when kissed.

Don't Make It Creepy: Muse falls asleep and can only be awoken with a kiss.

I'll Owe You: Muse turns into a frog and will only return to normal when kissed.

Gimme Sugar: Muse suddenly wants to kiss anyone who says their name.

C'mere Babe: Muse is suddenly compelled to kiss anyone who sends them an ask.

Very Well: Muse is owned by a specified person and must obey their commands.

Yes Mistress: Muse must submit to any commands given to them.

Come Fairy: Specified person has the ability to bring muse to orgasm by pointing at them.

Stuck On You: Muse is chained to a specified person for a certain length of time. Include chain leeway/length.

I Feel Strange: Muse swaps personalities with a specified person.

I Look Strange: Muse swaps bodies with a specified person.

Bad Sexy Idea: Muse is now on a quest to make out with the one person they know they shouldn't.

B-Baka: Muse now acts like a bashful, blushing klutz around a specified person.

Ooh Kinky: Muse is suddenly into BDSM and on a mission to get it on with a specified person.

Hey Whatcha Doin: Muse is compelled to follow a specified person around and can't leave them alone.

TMI Warning: Muse is compelled to confess an opinion or feeling they have about anyone they speak to.

[unvainly]

people have to realize that

some people are just more sensitive

some people don’t think the same way

some have different reasons in doing things

it’s not all about you

[baconlyswiss]

OTP prompt: who is Dan and who is Arin in the Mark Zuckerberg rant incident?

[koi--strology]

heartbreaker: Aries, Gemini, Virgo, Capricorn, Sagittarius

heartbroken: Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Aquarius, Pisces

both: Leo, Scorpio

[culturenlifestyle]

[wordsnquotes]

culturenlifestyle:

Stunning Black Light Bodyscapes by John Poppleton

American photographer John Poppleton’s ingenius photography series Bodyscapes utilizes the human body as a canvas. With the help of a black light, Poppleton projects stunning landscape scenes composed of ultraviolet lightning storms, the cosmos, and mesmerizing starry nights among other settings. Usually centered on a model’s back, the bodyscapes contain a sublime and cosmic quality, which is achieved by using temporary fluorescent materials painted on the skin. Each subject’s pose is modest for the use of intensifying the beauty of the natural landscapes’ imagery. Poppleton’s goal is to deliver a vibrant photograph in an unconventional means without detracting from the beauty of the concept. 

[canarychirped]

✏

[okcupidescapades]

My unsolicited advice for living on your own for the first time

1.) Have at least one roommate. Even if it’s not someone you’re particularly close to, having someone with you will make the transition from living with your family (or whoever you grew up with) to living on your own a lot easier. Noises in the night that never seemed scary before will start to freak you out once you’re on your own, and it’ll be good to not be completely alone. Trust me.

2.) Do your dishes the day you use them. Seriously. Some cleaning stuff can be let go, but this is not one of them. Get in the habit of doing your dishes within a few hours of using them, because even just leaving them in the sink overnight will make your whole kitchen start to smell and create a layer of grime in your sink.

3.) Do your absolute best to always pay your rent on time because you definitely do not want to be on your landlord’s shit list.

4.) Figure out where your circuit breaker is the minute you move in. You’ll be grateful when you trip the breaker at 11 PM and don’t have to stumble around in the dark looking for it.

5.) Google ‘circuit breaker’ if you have no idea what I was just talking about.

6.) Clean your bathroom once a week. Scrubbing the toilet, wiping down the sink, and cleaning the shower is an easy 10 minute job if you do it regularly. It’s a disgusting, hours-long job if you let grime build up.

7.) Don’t get any pet (except MAYBE a fish) until after you’ve been living on your own for at least 3 months. Figure out how hectic your life is now that you’re on your own, and evaluate if you can reasonably take care of another creature. Pets are a ton of work and it’s unfair to get one until you’re sure you’re going to have enough time for it.

8.) Keep a piece of paper in your kitchen so you can keep track of what foods you’re running low on and need to buy more of. Don’t try to make your whole grocery list 15 minutes before you’re going to the store because you WILL forget things.

9.) And when you’re at the store, ONLY buy what’s on your list. The grocery store is a horrible place to make impulse buys. If you see something you want, put it on your new grocery list when you get home. If you still want it the next time you go to the store, get it then.

10.) I know life is hectic, but try not to eat out more than once or twice a week. It’s expensive and encourages unhealthy eating. I gained 10 pounds in the first month I lived on my own because there was a pizza place across the street that I went to almost everyday. Don’t let this happen to you.

11.) When you cook for yourself, make enough for a few meals and freeze what you don’t eat. It’ll come in handy when you don’t feel like cooking and are trying to convince yourself not to eat out.

12.) If you make yourself soup, cook a cup of rice as well. Now you’ve got stew and the food will last twice as long.

13.) Keeping bread in the freezer will keep it from going stale, and you only need to leave a piece out on the counter for about 15 minutes for it to defrost.

14.) You need a vacuum. I know they’re expensive, but it’s absolutely worth it. Brooms do not do the same job and aren’t acceptable as a substitute. And a vacuum is a lot cheaper than hiring an exterminator to come take care of the ants that have taken over your house because you couldn’t effectively clean up spilled food.

15.) Have someone who’s experienced with living on their own that you can go to for advice. Whether it’s a parent, a coworker, or an older friend, you need someone in your life that knows how to help you with any problems that arise.

[vinesnow]

how to get out of saying the L word - more vines

[devilishly-namf]

the signs as generated aesthetics

aries: sad furry

taurus: celestial dad

gemini: emo memecore

cancer: trash core

leo: glitter jock

virgo: political rave

libra: black hole vintage

scorpio: gordon ramsay scene

sagittarius: grandpa grunge

capricorn: meme punk

aquarius: skeleton skeleton

pisces: flower hippie

[oooh-dear-oooh-my]

devilishly-namf​:

“Namf. Demon lord of the Vyrkash tribe. ” He took down his hat and placed it over his chest, slightly bowing. “ And who might you be, my fair lady? ”

“You may call me Amo. No more, no less. Just Amo.” She softly replied, watching him with a careful steady gaze. “And what exactly is your purpose here, Namf? Is there a reason why you wondered onto my island?”

[devilishly-namf]

“...Not in particular. I’m just merely exploring the area, taking in the sites and such.”

He slightly tilted his head, squinting at her a little. “Your island, did you say?”