Can't Bea Bothered

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At work early, obliging my narcissism.

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Finally went shooting with my buddy @lousquared_ ! This one is for you Biggie! 👼 #fuckyeah #guns #rifle #shotgun #shells #shooting #myfirsttime (at Moore N Moore Sporting Clays)

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Doggysitting this beautiful 8 month old german shepard. Maggie is such a sweety and Ive only know her for 5 mins. She also up for adoption! @godogsafepaws #sweetypie #germanshepard #8months #adorable (at Bronzed Aussie)

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Having a "me" day! #austrailian #meatpie #steakpie #yum (at Bronzed Aussie)

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Why can't I hold all this beer?! Our lovely neighbor is giving us all this awesome beer for free. Chillest neighbors ever! #chimay #schneiderweisse #lostcoast (at Margaux's Playhouse)

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Good morning Mr.Snail. I don't mind you at my front door just don't be creepin' by my bedroom window. #goodmorning #gross #snail #ihateyou

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I got nines in the bedroom, glocks in the kitchen. A shotty by the shower if you wanna shoot me while I'm shittin. #biggiesmalls #newswag

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Although I forgot I got drunk at @progressbrewing in El Monte. Great quality and affordable beer flights and tasters. #bubbles #trailerparkboys #drinkingagainstthegrain (at Progress Brewing)

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Wake up>see Instagram filled with a bunch of Grammy after party pictures>I'm just laying here like "I got new sheets this weekend" #solonely #notreally

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Resting birch face achieved. #shade #bitchface #dmv

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Squad Squat photo op. #leopardlimo #limo #heilsaitan (at No Filter Studios)

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Good morning world! #sayhi #meow #catsofinstagram #soadorable (at Margaux's Playhouse)

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Finally framed my signed Mac Demarco poster by @lukeymcgarry and my Mario World inspired Los Angeles Metro Map designed by Robert Bacon. #supermarioworld #macdemarco #poster #art #design #ript #lukemcgarry #robertbacon

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Working on a clay figure for my nephews birthday cake. #babymikewazowski #monstersinc #theme #supersculpy #imakethings #claybuilding

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I swear I'm in a good mood today. Sorry for the finger. Still loving my secret Santa gift from @esmirose and my nephew <3 #coffeemakesmeshit #coffeemakesmepoop (at Margaux's Playhouse)

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Most of the time I take pictures when I'm alone with her. #ballroom #dancestudio #alhambra #thegranadala #beautiful #1929 #renaissancerevival #influenced (at TheGranadaLA)

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A much needed comfort food after a horrid start of the day. But it could of been a lot worse. #nobrokenbones #myasshurts #cantsit #icecreamsamich #saltedcaramel #yum (at Mother Moo Creamery)