MY IDEAL FORM IS A SENTIENT SWORD

sal | 19 | he/him | game enjoyer | big into dmc

[froggydraws]

ohh Kazuma Asogi the man you are

[matariimau]

I don't think I ever knew you.

[daredevil-vagabond]

"We begin in the dark and birth is the death of us" [...] "Blessed be they whose lives do not taste of evil" - Antigonick, Anne Carson

[contemptible-scoundrel]

sorry for shooting your dog with a crossbow you have to understand Im american our education system is in the gutter most of us were never taught that killing peoples beloved pets with medieval projectile weaponry is wrong and we're all too burnt out to research it on our own time

[planeyboys]

Lugia chewing undersea cables

[mint-swirl]

life pro tip: pokemon held item rules apply to you too. hold onto a single berry and eat it when you feel weak. hold onto your leftovers to nibble at throughout the day to regain stamina. hold onto ultranecrozium z to attack your foes with the light that burns the sky.

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: FOR UNCLE CHARALES DMV: FUCKED Verdict: DENIED

[warabou]

[weepingwidar]

Ahn Doo Jin (Korean, 1975) - A Day the Dark Black Clouds Gather (2014)

[yellbug]

telling my cat to stop licking trash using the following bank of adventure game protagonist voice lines:

that's not for kitties

kitties can't use that

i don't think so. not for kitties, I guess.

heh... no way... that's not for kitties

huh? kitties can't use that...

kitties won't be able to use that

[datcravat]

[inozuart]

i played dmc recently, it's taken over my brain :,D

[liniccaro]

[gojinka]

They’re about to piss me off . with that bullshit

[gojinka]

all 4 billion scolipede fans be like: i like charizard but hate its popularity

[gojinka]

all 7 billion scolipede fans be like “underrated fav”

[gojinka]

All 7 billion scolipede fans be like “no one actually like scolipede, everyone just wants to fuck it.”

[spoopup]

ema

[5bi5]

Honestly if I knew it was my last day in the time loop I think I’d get kinda sad and nostalgic about it

[screenshotsofdespair]

[whirlearler]

bro you are acting straight up delightful right now. yay ! you are my delight Bro