Writing Prompts - Fantasy
“Oh, so, I am the monster? You just straight up murdered a person! Sure, I might change into a wolf, but you need to relax!”
“Can we not try and kill the king today? I am tired.”
“What if, and get this, we do nothing against the queen and her army?”
“Just because we are knights now, doesn’t mean we are nocturnal, that isn’t what it means!”
“I am scholar of these sorts. I just want to let you know, you dead bruh.”
“I may not be the smartest in the bunch, but I know how to knock your teeth out.”
“Maybe the dragon is right, maybe you are just a bitter old person.”
“So, are you like a pirate? Or what?”
“Maybe the prophecy wasn’t clear enough, you gonna die bruh.”
“So you need a crow’s feather, a blue rock, goat cheese and piece of bark from an elm tree before you help us? Well that’s just a little absurd.”
“Just because I am the chosen one doesn’t mean I am above killing you.”
“Ever heard a good night story? Yeah, me neither.” *Knocks person unconscious*
“I am not like other nobles, I’m actually funny.”
“So, you’re saying no? To the queen? Now that’s death.”
“Can’t I murder someone? Come on, they are all so stupid anyway!”
“My sword isn’t sharp enough!”
“This dagger right here? Yeah? You see this? You see this right here? Guess what? I murdered your family with it.”
“And so we set off north tomorrow morning at first light!”
“This isn’t a tavern, this is a cemetery.”
“Can you not read a map properly?”
“Perhaps we should have listened to the orc, those clouds look murderous.”
“I am in fact the royal heir, so either give me my cake or I’ll slice you.”
“So, have you always sucked at sword fighting?”
“Did that skeleton just look at me? Look at that skeleton! It turned its head! Look!”
“Can you brew any faster? I am getting impatient!”
“I should have turned you into ash the first moment I laid my eyes on you.”
“Can’t we just, you know, kill them?”
“Maybe we should rebel against the crown? That would make our day less boring.”
“Ever heard of poison? Guess what? Give it an hour.”
