[reallyreallyreallytrying]

it would be funny to take a controller into the super mario bros movie and pretend you were playing it. unless he dies in the movie. a cinema full of people thinking you killed mario... kids crying... not good

[goorduard]

[powerburial]

[red-twist]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[unclefather]

If the joker was good

[geardrops]

@doc-coyote please don't hide your brilliance from the world

[sirobvious]

I love that while Jimmy Neutron generally meant well, he was such a huge, unbelievable asshole cunt in that fast food episode that that’s all we can think about years later.

[onion-souls]

The most vicious, biting deconstructions of a person ever written have been inserted into the mouth of a one-off fictional fast food manager

[internetstrangler]

[biglawbear]

I’m gonna send this to Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg

[mortalityplays]

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

[cocainejuul]

Limoges porcelain garlic pill case

[just-shower-thoughts]

Can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person?

[kiyashire]

[captain-price-officially]

What the fuck is this game about

[joyfulsongbird]

with the discussion happening on my blog tonight here’s a “are you a main or side character uquiz” that i have yet to take so i think it’d be fun if we all shared our results to each other, let’s find out

[devin-ez]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[doubloonhaver-deactivated202209]

[boethiah]

no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s

[nicholaschmidt]

[shitacademicswrite]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[nutsacktorturer]

also not allowed are crucifixes and sunlight

[nudityandnerdery]

[captainjonnitkessler]

Super fucked up that I can’t be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -

[captainjonnitkessler]

“Who would ever want to be immortal? Can you imagine the loneliness, knowing that there’s no one else like you, cursed to outlive -” shut up!! Some of us have shit to do and aren’t cowards!!

[thx]