Taking Over the World One Fat Kid at a Time

One day the world will bow at my feet and recognize me as its fearless leader. Until then I shall meander around the cyber world in search of useless information and worthy comrades.

[schnoobums]

THE MUMMY RETURNS (2001) dir. Stephen Sommers

[tinydooms]

#somehow each of these three men is genre-savvy in a different way

That's what makes them so effective: they understand what kind of story they're in and don't waste time saying that the events happening can't happen. They just deal with it as it comes.

[ruinedchildhood]

[stars-bean]

The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988 - 1992) dir. Carole Beers and Karl Geurs

[superghfan]

Me too Rabbit, me too.

[comfortblr]

[animations-daily]

Pooh's Heffalump Halloween Movie (2005) dir. Elliot M. Bour and Saul Andrew Blinkoff

[classichorrorblog]

Jaws (1975)

[variousqueerthings]

Johnny “I don’t cry, I just constantly have tears in my eyes” Lawrence 

vs

Daniel “I don’t have trauma, I do breathing exercises” LaRusso

[previouslysane-archive]

a harry potter au where everything is exactly the same except harry’s glasses have transition lenses

[deathdaydreamm]

[forlovefromfear]

Would never have been allowed to happen. JKR is categorically against transition.

[the-august-one]

[trapcard]

What's a scrub?

A scrub is a guy that thinks he’s fly and is also known as a busta. ALWAYS talkin’ about what he wants and just sits on his broke ass

[bixbiboom]

The Backstreet Boys performing I Want It That Way together from each of their homes is exactly what I needed today.

[starsandskies-archive]

OMGGGGGGG

[helila]

[sipslowlivefast-deactivated2023]

I love this

[gloamglozerglam-deactivated2022]

only the true king could remove the sword from the stone…. no one else could…… they didn’t have…. arthurization

[stony-lisa-deactivated20240728]

Lord of the rings

I present to you: this blessed group.

[trashofreylo]

ARROW CAPACITY KILLED ME

[maskydoo-old]

[pixelated-nightmares]

Slasher Icons by garycadima

[kanjabeto-deactivated20180421]

Something really weird is happening. Yesterday was my 13th birthday and then– and then today I woke up and I’m this, and you, I mean– you’re that! You get it?

[amaranthinedraco]

Can’t explain how much I love this

[adventuresoflegobucky]

[prokopetz]

I’ve seen this panel going around a fair bit, and each time, somebody in the notes expresses concern about whether He-Man should be holding that hand.

If you’re one of those people, allow me to assure you that there’s no cause for alarm: the hand He-Man’s holding is not the fist with which Fisto fists.

This is the fist.