Out of Context Quote Starters from Conversations with my Boyfriend Part 15
501. “That’s okay your word-vomit is delicious.”
502. “I put the ‘sign’ in ‘assignment’. And you put the ‘ass’ in it.”
503. “If you said yes to everything I asked, I’d be spoiled, and your thighs would be meaningless!”
504. “No more flesh pressing.”
505. “I like my nubless nips, thank you very much.”
506. “I’m not a siren, I’m a cryren.”
507. “I’m not messy I just haven’t organized it.”
508. “You look adorable in prison.”
509. “Those are some nice clothes. They’d look even better behind bars.”
510. “What does dusty fan have to do with exposed nips?”
511. “I wanna go to bed now. I’m tired of talking about life and porn logistics.”
512. “That’s the most romantic and violent thing I’ve ever heard.”
513. “Whoa!!.. I’ve never seen a stud!!”
514. “There’s a difference between vore and an autopsy!”
515. “Why do you have pictures of your own nipples on your phone?”
516. “Is that all I am to you? A midnight thigh-warmer?”
517. “Maybe I’m like Pop-Eye or All-Might! You don’t know!”
518. “What do your elf eyes see, Leggylass?”
519. “It’s glued to her boobs with dark magic.”
520. “This wonder-boner can be yours for only $19.99 plus S+H”
521. “I don’t wanna handle anything!”
522. “MS paint me like one of your French girls.”
523. “I’ll still have one good boob-grabbing hand.”
524. “Do you not understand the depths of my wimpitude?”
525. “I come bearing baby.”
526. “Dang it, we started a war over you!”
527. “Distract your limbs again.”
528. “I’m so sick of seeing your husband.”
529. “We all live in a helmet submarine.”
530. “Isn’t that funny? I made a boob joke.”
531. “We’re gonna play super smash Bros on your eyebrows.”
532. “Laryngitis lasers.”
533. “Viridi seduce me with your knowledge of plants.”
534. “I don’t swoon. Swooning is for anime girls. And high schoolers!”
535. “Help me write a cephalopod make-out session.”
536. “If someone escaped with my lover and all my money, they’d get you and twenty-one dollars.”
537. “I have an optimistic outlook on pessimism.”
538. “Die naked about it.”
539. “Everyone has custom boobs I guess.”
540. “Breathe through your nose you coward.”
541. “I want to live vicariously through you. Grab your thigh.”
542. “Religion is stored in the air bubble.”
543. “They descend from the sky to be horny and then leave.”
544. “Abigail knows best.”
546. “When did this avocado get here?! Oh, it’s just Marie.”
547. “When I’m rich and famous I want to develop a pillow that feels like your thighs.”
548. “Your altruism is your downfall.”
549. “You don’t look edgy. You just look like you need a shower.”
550. “There’s no one else I can look at and be like ‘ooo look at them legs.... snuggle snuggle snuggle owo’.”
551. “Come marry me. I have lizards and seagulls.”
552. “I don’t need bodily freedom to read you a fan fiction.”
553. “I can’t focus on life when there’s doorknobs in the room.”
554. “What are we? An idiot challenge burger.”
555. “Those aren’t boobs, they’re gills. You don’t breathe through your boobs.”
556. “I have faith that you will learn to catch these hands.”
557. “I got a snot spot.”
558. “You already treat me like a ten cow woman.”
559. “How could you propose your love to the one thing I fear most in this world?!”
560. “I wish you would experience inertia.”
561. “Whenever I fly around in random directions I find bigger mountains and get mountain envy.”
562. “I’m less interesting than a paint lump.”
563. “Don’t try incest just to try it.”
564. “You’re like a shark; I only get to admire you from afar.”
565. “Are you succumbing to your basic thoughts you basic thot?”
566. “Oh I love suppressing the church!”
567. “I have a lust for fried chicken.”
568. “This is why you should never be naked ever.”
569. “I’m lovingly staring at the speeding ticket on my desk.”
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