touch my butt and buy me pizza

Pregnancy journey @longingly-awaiting-baby

[gahdamnpunk]

This is graphic but VERY important. I’m MF TIED of pro lifers who cannot see further than the end of their nose

[30-minute-memes]

[category-fury-deactivated202101]

[priceofliberty]

literally what the fuck is going on

[fandomsandfeminism]

Jeff, calm the fuck down.

[fluffmugger]

ok no guys seriously, read the article. It’s fucking art.

Today we face a crisis. Millennials, too thankless to appreciate the sense of purpose granted by the low, low price of iPhones and too reckless to save hundreds of thousands of dollars by cutting back on avocado toast brunches, turn instead to the sinister allure of universal healthcare, minimum wage increases, and social services that threaten to undermine the freedom of every temporarily-embarrassed billionaire in America (the greatest country in the entire universe). They disrespect the veterans who gave their lives to ensure that nations like Vietnam and Venezuela are too piss-poor to pose a threat to capitalist hegemony, and they have the audacity to complain endlessly about “the historical exclusion of minority groups from the fruits of domestic economic development” and “unequal treatment in the criminal justice system,” to name just two of these seemingly-endless snowflakeries.

[lynati]

Jeff knows how to make a headline that will get the audience who most needs to read the attached article click through to do so.

[c86]

The nativity scene at Claremont United Methodist church

[jofiel]

The sign in front 

[syrisun]

trans girls: I think I’ll call myself Samantha

trans guys, wearing Victorian boy clothes: I want to be called Duke Elliot Fernand the Fifth

nonbinary ppl: call me r̵̡̡̢̢͕̭̳̣̺̣̖̒̿̏͑̅̑͜͠o̵̢̳̠͈̮̯̤̗̳̿̀̑̍̈́͝ͅc̶̢̲͇̝̥̥͌͊̾̃̔ͅk̶̛̦̮̖̰̦̠̞̭̜̞̻̤̿̏̍̀͆̄̂̿

[pointnclickadventuregame]

You are a fool. When you walk clown music plays. 

[whitegirlsaintshit]

that shit slap too dont it?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ojibwa]

impulsive thoughts // 7.5.2019

[the-greentext-guy]

[wisgi]

[2019metgala]

i love him but i feel like all of antoni’s scenes on queer eye are bursting with this overpowering sense of unbridled chaos energy more and more with each season

[2019metgala]

absolutely UNHINGED

[sunhazeys]

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

[reverendrowdy]

currently

[catchymemes]

[daisyannewinchester]

I love how this could be either am or pm and still make sense

[dulect]

Mom: What do you want for Christmas sweetie?

Me: Equality for all races and a better justice system

[coughloop]

The implication that a 50 year old Yoda is the equivalent to a human toddler is so fucking funny because it means he wouldnt have started his youngling training until he was atleast 75 and he STILL said Anakin was too old to be able to start training at like age 9 what a king

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Maybe yoda just doesn’t understand human ages and was like ‘nine that’s what like.... 500? 800? Yeah that’s way too old’

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times

[headkicker-ii-the-final-kick-de]

[fjordstan]