dariusvalentine:
“— Is that a LAWYER JOKE or something?” Darius arched a brow as he looked at the woman. “Still, it’s barely nine thirty. You could at least tell her to call at a REASONABLE time. Like, after I’ve showered. I’ve told you countless times I run at the same time every morning and I fucking hate my routine being interrupted,” he ran a hand through his slightly damp hair and clenched his jaw, though a few long exhales soon had him relaxed again – well, as relaxed as one could be in the presence of their lawyer, that is. “Were you expecting something different?” he tilted his head. “Do you expect me to have MURDERED someone every time I visit this place? Fuck sake – and Dylan wonders why I don’t believe people think I’m anything but a killer.” Arms soon folded across his chest and his back rested against the door frame, still unwilling to move from his current position. “— Some guy was shouting at his kid and it made me SO ANGRY so I left the car and went for a walk. Came back to a ticket. Simple as that. Or do you want a second by second playback? Should I tell you about the bottle of water that I bought? It was COCONUT. Oh, and I also bought the morning paper and a doughnut because Dylan says I don’t consume enough energy giving foods. Hmm, what else…”
“I guess you can say THAT,” she chimed in, shrugging fondly. She wasn’t particularly the biggest fan of mixing jokes with her job, but sometimes, one just could not help but attempt to relieve the tension that’s been building up in the room for quite a while. “Duly noted -- I’ll tell her to stop making any IMPORTANT calls before afternoon -- wouldn’t want to interrupt the scheduled nap time, of course,” if there was one thing she strongly disliked, it had to be her clients getting snappy at her or her employees by simply FOLLOWING THE RULES. At this point, there was no denying she was getting defensive about the work procedures and other things. After all, the woman who works for her meant no harm by that. “--- standard questions. Following the protocol,” she answered dryly. “Trust me, if it was up to me, we wouldn’t be talking about this in the first place. If you want to steer clear and away from facing the jailtime, we need to keep track of every little illegal activity.” Always a professional one, wasn’t she? “Cute, but next time, DO spare me the details and don’t FUCK AROUND with answering the actual question like that, it will only make my work and your day easier.”













