❝I didn't get a masters in economics to look like a slut.

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{ MSG ; HEART EYES. } : o oh O that's actually true bc niceness sucks, and you know that nice doesn't suit me all that much. being nice makes me sick but im nice to you bc you know winKY FACE okay i didn't mean that in a sexual way but i lOVE U gross so gross

[ sms ;; boss <3 ] ;; being nice is sooo not you.

[ sms ;; boss <3 ] ;; i prefer you being a dick to everyone but me.

[ sms ;; boss <3 ] ;; didn’t mean it in a sexual way.. pfft you know you did.

[ sms ;; boss <3 ] ;; don’t say ‘gross’, you dick!

[dewyntcr-blog]

{ MSG ; HEART EYES. } : im choking on my damn water bc that's a true statement right there??? lOVELY but hey im sometimes nice to you

[ sms ;; boss <3 ] ;; good :):):):) 

[ sms ;; boss <3 ] ;; pfft, you’re never nice to me.

[ sms ;; boss <3 ] ;; unless we’re alone. and then we’re far too preoccupied to worry about being nice ;) 

[ sms ;; boss <3 ] ;; just kidding, you know i love you. xo

[dewyntcr-blog]

{ MSG ; HEART EYES. } : remember when I was the biggest asshole ever? SURPRISE I'm still the biggest asshole ever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

|| puckishrogxe

[ sms ;; boss <3 ] ;; remember when you weren’t a dick for five minutes?

[ sms ;; boss <3 ] ;; yeah, me neither.

[ sms ;; boss <3 ] ;; :) :)

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|| Boss.

“Unimportant?! Did you not watch Boogie Nights? Gator? Stick? Sharky’s Machine? Malone!? Shamus?! Smokey and the Bandit 1, 2 and part 3!? All Dogs Go to Heaven?! He’s Burt Reynolds, Viola. The man’s a walking legend. Look, just gimme his phone number? I won’t tell anybody. Promise.”

      ‘ I watch movies that further my education, not things like that. So no. But I’m not giving you the Mayor’s number! He’s not someone you fuck with, and definitely not someone you make friends with -- unless you’re Philippe. Ugh, you’re not going to leave me alone until I give you his number - are you? ‘

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|| Boss.

Keep reading

The change of position stole a very surprised squeak, a sadly very undignified sound -- from her lips; but the pleasure never ceased, her hands moved; one still digging her nails into his back and the other grasping onto the couch. Head tossing back, she moaned loudly and bit down on her bottom lip; pleasure building and body feeling far too hot despite the lack of clothing.

The pressure on her clit brought a soft cry, back arching upwards - coupled with those words ( ones she was so sure she would NEVER hear from him ) she broke; feeling herself tense, muscles clenching down around his cock - she cried out his name as her orgasm slammed into her, body arching towards his. ' Elijah! ' She gasped, grasping onto him tightly.

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|| Matt.

Matt wasn’t expect any sort of longer kiss in return for his pecks and mere company. He wasn’t well aware of how to properly love on her let alone return her affections yet he certainly did try. Moving his lips up against hers hesitantly in attempt to kiss her back, to express to her his own affection.

After moments of locked lips he parts, afraid to ruin the moment with awkward kissing and heavy breaths. Not wanting things to get too heated after all.

“ It’s still hard for me to get past the initial shock that you feel such emotions towards me… It’s- nothing I would’ve ever suspected out of you.. Perhaps it was just Killbane getting to my head or-… It’s not important. What is important is here and now. ”

Deep blue orbs gaze back at her with an apprehensive smile; mustering up what little courage he could to offer her that gesture.

She wasn't going to push anything, simply pressing one last peck of a kiss to his lips with a smile as they part, she's all too happy just to be in his presence. And knowing now that he held some sort of feelings towards her, it just made it so much better.

Affection was not something she was accustomed to, so even this awkward, strange.. whatever it was; was more than enough for her. Her smile was genuine; probably something that looked odd given who she was and how stoic she normally had been.

' I-- Matt, I'm not going to lie. I wouldn't have thought twice about you in a romantic sense before Kiki died, but I've always.. I've always liked you on some level. She was just always there to remind me that we worked together, or that you were much too young and unaccomplished for me.. '

Trailing off, she shrugged her shoulders and moved her hand up to gently touch his cheek.

' But spending time with you.. Getting to know you, all your quirks and differences and knowing everything that makes you who you are. It makes me see you, so differently now. You've accomplished so much, and you're only a few years younger than I am; and I'm proud to know you.. Even more so to call you a friend, no.. Not a friend - you're more than that.. If you want to be, that is. '

She was aware that she was rambling now, trying only to make him realize his importance to her. Because in the end, it didn't matter what they had suffered up to this point, all that mattered was them; and what they made of their lives after this.. Together.

[dewyntcr-blog]

ff+ killbane

Send me “ff+” and a character name and my character will react to finding and reading a graphic and sex-filled fanfiction of themselves and that character.

What the actual living fuck? Who the fuck would be sick enough to write this shit?Whoever sent her the link, is getting a bullet between the eyes once she finds them.It still doesn’t stop her from scrolling through the page though, it’s amusing at first - the banter captured perfectly, and then the content shifts and literally nosedives off a high cliff into x-rated, rough (somewhat kinky) hate-sex.She’ll forever deny the tinge of pink across her face, swallowing an unpleasant lump in her throat - Viola makes a mental note to get Kinzie to wipe the ‘fanfiction’ from existence. And if she sits for a few minutes, flushed and grumbling to herself about how it would NEVER in a MILLION years happen. Nobody should think twice about it.It’ll never happen, right?

[vladtoly]

Please be patient with those who have anxiety

They say sorry a lot because they’re genuinely afraid they’ve insulted you somehow

They ask if they’re annoying because they genuinely think they’ve somehow annoyed you

They say things are ‘awkward’ because they can be uncomfortable in any situation, no matter who with, they don’t mean to personally hurt you

They cry because sometimes people and situations are too much, not because they’re looking for attention

They don’t text you a lot because they’re clingy, it’s because if you don’t reply, they think they’ve done something wrong

They can be set off by little things, so don’t say they’re overreacting when they panic

Please be patient with those who have anxiety

They only mean the best

[arachnidprodigy-deactivated2015]

when your muse is really horny and you’re just like

[risblogs]

Send me a kink/fetish and I can only reply with B) or B(

[oujibat]

She’s a fucking psychiatrist.

[bogleech]

bogleech

:

ACTUAL FAKE GEEK GUYS ONLY SUPERFICIALLY FAMILIAR WITH WHAT THEY’RE POSTING ABOUT

Okay some responses are trying to correct me and say Harley Quinn “canonically” used sex to cheat her way to her degree.What yall actually mean is some hack shitlord neckbeard writers retconned this to be the case because they decided sexy blonde woman + doctor LOL MUST HAVE CHEATED WITH HER EVIL WOMANLY CHARMSHarley originates from Batman: The Animated Series where she was a serious, competent doctor and a genius, which is also backed up by other comic stuff I’ve seen so whatever turds wrote that other garbage they can huff their ow farts

[iwasawas-strings]

She’s a fucking Ph.D in psychology and criminology. She’s literally one of the most intelligent people in her field which is WHY she got to work with the Joker in the first place. She’s INSANELY intelligent and often outsmarts Joker in her own plans. She’s done things to Batman that Joker can only dream of because she doesn’t bullshit around when it comes to planning to kill him. Who the fuck’s the dumbass to call her “sexy but stupid” as if she doesn’t dumb herself down enough just to be AROUND Joker. omfg I need a minute.

[karnythia]

Harley’s fake ditzy act is one of the best things about her character. People get lured in because she comes off as too naive to hurt a fly. Then she beats the crap out of them, robs them blind, you name it. Harley & Ivy are stellar examples of female villains who use sexist expectations as a weapon.

[reaperneeshy-deactivated2018071]

LET US NOT FORGET that in the ORIGINAL Harley canon BTAS she is the person who captured and damn near killed Batman and the ONLY reason she did not succeed in outsmarting the Bat is because the Joker hurled her out a window for it.

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Honestly, I’ve wondered about the ditzy act. I’ve seen it described as a weapon like above, but it really feels more like a coping mechanism to me, a way of distancing her true self from what’s going on. It allows her to be a lot less affected by some of the horrible shit the Joker does.

Like when she’s talking to the Black Canary about her daughter, “Mistah J didn’t know about her. I knew that wouldn’t…that he wouldn’t…His work was too important. He couldn’t have a daughter. I went away for almost a year. When I came back to my puddin’, he was so funny, he acted like he didn’t even notice I was gone.”

From the scene, you know she knows it wasn’t a joke. But the light, bubbly, naive personality she puts on allows her to frame it like that, even in this serious moment.

When he hurls her out the window after she captures and almost kills Batman, the very same perception of naivety allows her to blame herself, to say ‘he didn’t get the joke’ (a reoccurring line from that story, tying back to Joker’s childhood, and the million lies he’s told.) Really, Harley knows she’s being treated wrong, that his rage has nothing to do with the fact that she had to explain the joke to him.

His rage is because he sees her as so far beneath him, so inferior, and yet she manages to do what he never could.

When The Joker’s not around, she’s still very much light and bubbly, but she allows herself to say the clever things she keeps to herself around the Joker. Instead of being the one who sets up the punchlines, she’s allowed to acknowledge how clever she is.

I feel the ditzy act is a way of coping with abuse and trauma, keeping it at an arm’s length until she’s ready to deal with it.

I’m just thinking out loud here, what do you think?

[badjewess-holder-url-deactivate]

She’s not a ph.D, she’s an MD, she’s a psychiatrist.  She canonically went to medical school, you can’t fuck your way into med school. 

[dewyntcr-blog]

sigh i only really have muse to be on aoba today but eh.. i wanna do things here too! but i have a hell of a headache so i think i am just gonna go play dmmd  & try to get my head to ease up so leave me things or add  me  on  skype  or  kik  if you want to.

[dewyntcr-blog]

ff+elijah cOUGH

Send me "ff+" and a character name and my character will react to finding and reading a graphic and sex-filled fanfiction of themselves and that character.

Somebody had probably heard them the other day, and that’s why the crib’s computer was left open on a fanfiction blog; the first story on the page caught her attention and she moved to seat herself in front of the monitor.Clicking to open the story, she rested her elbows on the desk, chin in hand as she read through the words, the story building up a fictional account of their fall - honestly, she and the Boss ( she should really call him by his name, but Boss just seemed more respectful ) had not fallen in love like that. But whatever.And then it fell into a fictional ‘first time’ -- clothing shed, ( he was not THAT tender with her, hell - she wasn’t a fragile doll ) --- oh.. OH, there it was; her back slammed against the wall and.. Oh..Viola’s cheeks flushed pink the more she read, tongue flicking out to wet her lips as she pressed her legs together a little tighter.          ‘ I feel I should be concerned that someone took the time to write this.. ‘

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((ff+matt B) ))

Send me "ff+" and a character name and my character will react to finding and reading a graphic and sex-filled fanfiction of themselves and that character.

Viola was not the type of girl to peruse sites like this, -- not normally anyways.But someone had e-mailed her the link, so she clicked it out of mere curiosity; after a few moments of reading - her interest was peaked when the writing took a turn for the naughty - clothing was lost and needy kisses exchanged as hands groped and bodies pressed together.The content grew more and more x-rated as she read, causing her face to flush. Honestly - it should have felt weird, given her view of Matt ( she had grown more attached to him in a sibling sense ) and yet there was still that part of her that entertained a certain sexual interest.               ‘ ... I feel like I should get Kinzie to delete this.. ‘At least before Matt has a chance to see it. 

[dewyntcr-blog]

✯

Send me a ✯if you want your muse to have a relationship with mine, whether platonic, romantic or antagonistic.( -friends, lovers, enemies, friends with benefits, etc)

of course, ladybug -- all the relationships for all our muses <3 evenifacoupleofthemarecreepycreepers

[dewyntcr-blog]

✯

Send me a ✯if you want your muse to have a relationship with mine, whether platonic, romantic or antagonistic.( -friends, lovers, enemies, friends with benefits, etc)

I feel like we need to plot this out, cause this could turn into something really interesting tbh.

[dewyntcr-blog]

✯ I just sorta wanna do stuff idk. It's cool if you don't want to tho

Send me a ✯if you want your muse to have a relationship with mine, whether platonic, romantic or antagonistic.( -friends, lovers, enemies, friends with benefits, etc)

!! I’d love to do things with you ^^ We should plot. :3