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if i look back, i am lost

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Gdańskie bałwany najlepsze, najsilniejsze (wiem, bo sama jestem bałwanem). Polska (z dostępem do morza) pozdrawia Czechy!
Ach můj bože oni byli sněhuláci
Aaaa, nie mogę, że my mamy polbrl, a Wy macie ČUMBLR XDDD
"potentially mature content" czyli tumblr też shipuje pata i mata
take me to art museums and make out with me
But they said to not touch the masterpieces
Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall
This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.
I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS LEGENDARY POST IN SCREENSHOTS
I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers
The ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, is "what the fuck is 6 7"
The computer, sadly, misinterpreted the space as multiplication.
Truly the best possible outcome this post could've had
Když náušnice na pravém uchu značí že jste teplej, znamená to, že čím více náušnic na pravém uchu máte, tím jste přiteplenější.....?
Nebudu švagrovi šít jehelníček, prostě se k němu vždycky natočím pravým uchem, až bude potřebovat odložit jehlu. Trhnu světový rekord v největším počtu náušnic v jednom uchu.
A budu nejteplejší ze všech. Způsobím v Česku lokální oteplování tak velké, že to Macinku na MŽP upálí zaživa.
@serowebs
i've reblogged from max already but me fr fr
@serowebs
i've reblogged from max already but me fr fr
@serowebs
i've reblogged from max already but me fr fr
The dogs were named LUNCH and BOX
Soul mates are real but only these two people specifically, nobody else.
Ugh humans are so hard to draw why can't they have 4 legs hooves a big stringy tail a long mane, knowing eyes and be able to run really fast
I have a suggestion!
A long distance friend is a kind of dead wife
idk it’s literally so simple that i feel like i’m going insane having to ask over and over ‘is your whole house healthy’ any time i want to visit someone with large households bc i know they won’t disclose illnesses unless asked despite knowing how high risk that is for me. i’ve simply stopped visiting several people over this.
last spring i had plans with my friend and we were both so excited bc we had terrible weeks. she called me day-of and was like, ‘hey i woke up really congested today and i know i’m always congested but this just feels different so i might be getting sick but idk. it’s your call.’
we were both bummed but decided to reschedule for 2 days out and see how she’s feeling. the next day she woke up sick as hell and tested positive for covid.
the one time i had covid i was hospitalized and it took 2.5 years to recover. she might’ve saved my life or more years of grief for the small inconvenience of rescheduling plans.
stop fucking around with your friends’ health and just be a little self aware. it’s so easy i’m not asking anymore.
tbqh i don’t always cancel if someone’s sick. ppl treat me like a hypochondriac when in actuality i have a better understanding of illness and immune systems than most and i act according to science and i do assume and accept plenty of risks every day.
anyone could be sick and fully asymptomatic. i accept that risk when i visit my friends.
sometimes a friend has a sore throat but they’re pretty sure it’s allergies bc that’s how allergies always feel for them. i ask them about other symptoms and if they have none i usually don’t reschedule. i’m accepting the risk they’re actually sick.
it’s an unfortunate reality for me that your slight cold can become my six week long battle with pneumonia, and i don’t like having to live my life navigating other people’s congestion like they’re holding loaded guns. but that is my reality and i’m not asking anyone to do anything huge or dramatic for me.
i think even if i weren’t immunodeficient it’s still basic courtesy to let someone know you’re sick
what really fucks me up is that at my last job i started lying. i made up an elderly family member at home who’s supposedly immunocompromised and everyone got better at disclosing illness to me so i could ‘keep her safe.’
because people more readily relate to and empathize with caretakers than disabled people
「いちばんやさしい子の夢あげる」
going somewhere
i also hate when someone’s super sick and they’re like ‘dw i tested it’s not covid’
okay 👍 great i am glad to hear that genuinely but btw i don’t want whatever the fuck you have anyway
Completed sheep cowl.
Pattern is the standard adult medium cowl from The Doodle Knit Directory & the Flock 2024 limited doodle card by Pacific Knit Co. Yarn is the limited edition Flock 2024 doodle kit in Bronto DK by Yarnaceous Fibers.