Dexter Got Dial-Up

I’m Dexter. An 80s showbiz robot, and star of the classic TV show Perfect Match (don’t tell Greg I said that I was the star). With my new AA batteries, (batteries rule BTW) and my new robot friend, Mr 33.6k modem I now have dial up internet so I can tell you what me and my housemate, the one the only Greg Evans are up to these days. Electronic smiley face. ( I do not claim ownership rights on any of the images on this blog) var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-37592720-1']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();

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Do you think I can sue NASA for plagiarising the design of my head?

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The ladies always did love me…

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Australia Day is my second favourite day, right after Robot Day!

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Anyone got an extension cord? Greg has hid mine and I need to go to the shops.

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Listening to my favourite song – ‘Keep Rollin’ by Limp Bizkit.

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I have a new poster for my wall.

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Greg has turned by dome head into a fish tank. Not LOLing Greg.

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My agent just called. I have an audition to be the voice of GPS. “In 500 meters, wheel right!”

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Finally, the recognition I deserve.

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Johnny 5 is alive! Well technically he's never lived but his emotion sensor is active and his batteries are charged.

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My cousin Johnny 5 is in town. We are going to go out and short our circuits tonight. Yiieewww.

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Yes!

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My temperature sensor is melting. Sydney is above average heat readings. 

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It's so hot today my hard disc has turned floppy.

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I'm sweating like an Amstrad at a garage sale

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I thought I was pitch perfect.

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This is me doing the robot. Insert electronic chortle.