KING OF THE BEACH

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[dextersflab]

it’s simmons / @softwiired

i found a good fc and i love him

[naturalbitterness]

Grif: No. I feed.

[dextersflab]

donxter grunf

[dextersflab]

“but what about”

i colored his skin and hair onthe same layer so i couldn’t be arsed to do the whole shebang

[dextersflab]

donxter grunf

[dextersflab]

[text]: we're bowling with a frozen turkey in the hallway..... ur missing out

[text]: Is this Thanksgiving?

[animatedtext]

[colmillosafilados]

pic a locus. any locus

[fiireriides-blog]

dextersflab:

Not if I slow down time. I just did it, but I did it so fast, you didn’t see me, and then I put your nose back.

[claps her hands over her nose, puts on her best shocked face] Grif Griffery Grifferison! How could you?

[dextersflab]

I just told you how. [wiggle wiggle] Magic fingers.

[fiireriides-blog]

Oooh. Very sexy. Are you sure you should be flirting with me like this? 

[dextersflab]

That’s a joke, right? I refuse to believe that people actually try to seduce people via spirit hands. [he does the spirit hands thing again and RAISES A BROW AT HIS OWN HANDS] That’s the opposite of sexy...

[fiireriides-blog]

dextersflab:

Not if I slow down time. I just did it, but I did it so fast, you didn’t see me, and then I put your nose back.

[claps her hands over her nose, puts on her best shocked face] Grif Griffery Grifferison! How could you?

[dextersflab]

I just told you how. [wiggle wiggle] Magic fingers.

[colmillosafilados]

Back at it again with that Locus shit, now in some 1800s ish get up

edit: click here to uhhh view in ALL OF ITS GLORY

[capnledian]

i drew this ages ago and totally forgot about it. i thought itd be hilarious if tucker paid grif and simmons’s kid to come out as blue to them lmao

featuring @hawaiian-shave-vice and @marooncyborg ‘s oc Kal :D because i love Kal hes so cute

[marooncyborg]

OMFG THIS IS SO CUTE!!!?? I literally laughed out loud! :D Their reaction is golden, omg. Tucker you’re so mean :P I love how Kal plays anlong - He would so do that :D Omg thank you so much for drawing this!! :D

[colmillosafilados]

Back at it again with that Locus shit, now in some 1800s ish get up

edit: click here to uhhh view in ALL OF ITS GLORY

[ueeyasu]

bonus grif

[dextersflab]

@fiireriides replied to your post: [puts her hand on his face]

WHAT’S UP NERD [in his Face]

You talking to me? Punk?

[fiireriides-blog]

Damn right I’m talking to you, /dweeb/!

[dextersflab]

Keep shouting in my face, I’ll pinch your nose off. [he’s gonna do it he’s gonna grab her nose]

[fiireriides-blog]

You would never. Mostly because I’m too fast for you. [bends waaay back to try to avoid his nose grab.

[dextersflab]

Not if I slow down time. I just did it, but I did it so fast, you didn’t see me, and then I put your nose back.

[cinnamonsimmons]

You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

[dextersflab]

@gunmetalblxck replied to your post “[bangs on his door bright and early this fine Saturday morning]...”

No, you can keep that to yourself. [she looks pretty disgusted l o l] I actually need some blood.

Oh. In that case you could have just said so! I have tons of it. Just don’t clone me or anything.

[a-taller-tale]

Between Kaikaina knowing Spanish in season 5, and Grif teaching himself to a conversational level in just a few weeks in season 15, it’s canon that the Grifs have talented tongues.