Yes, Sir!

Indie-Rp Blog for Dick Simmons from Red vs Blue. This is a Side-Blog so asks can't be send, but always feel free to send something! Singleshipping Grimmons with Hawaiian-shave-vice

[freelancerkansas]

I'm alive, take this Simmons, adiós

[rubykgrant]

Happy ST Patrick’s Day~

Sarge threw a fit because green is too close to blue, but he settled down after he ate 4 helpings of corned beef and cabbage 

(I’m making something else to go with this, but it is giving me TROUBLE, so it’ll take a minute… y’all can probably guess what it is)

[rubykgrant]

Done! Grif tried to do a big romantic dip, but Simmons is so tall, so he had to help keep balance on one leg

enjoy~

[caffeine-addicti0n]

I'm all ears

After the events of "Hit & Run" Tucker decides to go vent to Grif.

[simpin-for-simmons]

Simmons actively had nightmares about Grif falling to death after the cliff incident in S8, so he ended up staying in Grif's bed more often after sex instead of leaving out of embarassment. Grif's confused as to why Simmons has suddenly gotten so clingy, but he's not going to say anything about it. That would require addressing the situation, and God forbid either of them do that... Besides, he's not entirely opposed to more cuddles.

[texas-hates-taxes-too]

Grif and Simmons are Dumbass who is Secretly a Nerd and Nerd Who is Secretly a Dumbass solidarity

[rubykgrant]

I caved and drew this out… basically, after a lot of other plot-stuff and back-and-forth with these two dorks, Simmons FINALLY realizes how Grif feels about him, and Grif is trying to act like it is no big deal, just keep the relationship the same as it always has been, nothing needs to change… but what he doesn’t realize is, this has unlocked Confident Simmons. None are prepared for the intense energy when he flirts. How is he even good at this? He’s literally never successfully flirted before, with anybody, at all, EVER. The fact is, KNOWING somebody cares about him is a major ego-boost, and now Confident Simmons can’t be contained. Grif is doomed. DOOMED (OK, for real though, if Grif ever starts flirting back, Simmons will also be a blushing mess. I just think it is funny as heck to flip this from what most people would assume would happen. this nerdy bundle of nerves knows who has a crush on him now, and there’s no un-doing this hahaha)

Simmons is moving back in with his friends after dealing with all the crap concerning his family. Grif thought they’d just go back to being regular room-mates… but NOPE

enjoy~

[vashstash]

"Seriously dude? A tie with Hawaiian shirt?"

[jaden-mangos]

Some miscellaneous Simmons doodles I’ve done recently because I’m predictable. 😬

[jaden-mangos]

Another Simmons from when I was playing with some procreate brushes.

[grimmons-owns-myass]

“You wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid.”

[emethemlem]

I miss the best character

[simpin-for-simmons]

fuck a Simmons focused season, where’s my damn volleyball simmons arc

[moved-2-coyotemaximum]

grimmons in the early seasons be like “i became a cyborg to save your life, no homo”

[vashstash]

Oh the simple joys of fatherhood Based on this meme

[robotnuts]

SIMMONS: sarge i think you should play the role of my father

SARGE: i dont want to be your father

SIMMONS: that’s perfect you already know your lines

[rubykgrant]

Brave space heroes

[weatheredlawmoved]

what was all that stuff about god?

[vashstash]

“It’s nice to face an equal.” x

[freelancervirginia]

😍

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