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pillagecraft

the mob in the spawn cage be like

tasteslikepriondisease-deactiva

https://www.reddit.com/r/somnivexillology/

burialvillageminimart-deactivat

homeplanets

silver-leaf-girl

a variety of strange flags seen in dreams …

keepcalmandcarriefischer

I have never believed that dreams are doors to alternate dimensions but I am reconsidering my stance

iavenjqasdf-deactivated20240911

ampervadasz

Klassz ruha !

techniciansquid

I think the reason people dont have huge seance partys anymore is because the general populace is made up of COWARDS.

1ightly

i was looking at grapes in the store n this old lady comes up to me n goes “youre not stealing these are u?” so im like uh no lol? and she goes “oh, well i am” and grabbed a handful of grapes and left

isa-ghost

GKSKVKSM

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

The interesting thing about Junji Ito's art is that there's kind of a rule in horror that it's good to keep your monster or whatever obscured or shrouded in darkness because whatever the audience imagines will always be scarier than what you can portray. But Ito is so skilled that he just straight up shows you something downright fucknasty and it works, at least for me, because the slimy, gritty, sinewy, trypophobia-inducing monstrosity on the page is pretty much what I would have imagined anyway.

thingsfromthedirt

A radiator in a Victorian house with bread warmer built in

okayoverthink

Like imagine having this in your room...best of both worlds

catchymemes

link-the-feral-anon

When you remember the anti-vax movement

burger-prince

glumshoe

I have always been partial to stories which feature the removal of many layers of clothing as an important plot element. One of my favorite Scandinavian folktales is about a queen who, through some magical conception mishap, gives birth to twins. The younger twin is beautiful and normal in every way, but the older twin is just. Y’know. A big horrible snake with arms.

When the younger twin grows up and wants to get married, the lindworm returns and insists that he, as the elder prince, must be married first. When a massive horrible snake with arms lays down the law like that there isn’t really any room for disagreement, but it turns out to be awfully hard to find a bride willing to marry him. The king and queen search far and wide for a woman who will take a husband who is 50 feet long, doesn’t have legs, and may or may not eat his would-be wives when they are appalled by him, but eventually they find a local shepherd’s daughter who is either coerced, a monsterfucker, or just very open-minded and agrees to marry the lindworm.

Depending on the version, the bride either seeks out the advice of a witch or comes up with the idea all by herself, and goes to the bedchamber on her wedding night dressed in many layers of dresses. Her big horrible snake with arms husband is waiting for her and bids her to disrobe, but she asks him to shed a skin as well. Her sexy Russian nesting doll cosplay has so many layers that by the time she is naked, he has shed all of his skins and is 1.) either a sexy naked human dude underneath or 2.) is this meaty blob of helpless worm meat that must be whipped and bathed in chemicals before he transforms into a sexy naked human dude. Either way, they presumably live happily ever after and the younger prince can finally get married.

I’d like to know how the elder prince adjusted to having a human body. He was born a lindworm and lived his entire life slithering around—he’s never worn pants! He’s never had to sit on a toilet! What’s he gonna do now that he’s a sexy 20-something heir to the throne? Is it a shock for him when he looks down and he’s just got one sexual organ? His butt is in the back now, he’s got to shave, he’s got to eat with a fork and a knife and chew his food instead of unhinging his jaw and swallowing it whole.... is it weird for him? Is his honeymoon spent learning to walk on two legs? Is his instinct to crawl out of bed and drag himself across the floor by his arms? Does he roll onto his back and play dead when he gets scared? Does he wrap his torso around his lunch and attempt to constrict it? Is his wife... into this?

cryoverkiltmilk

"The Prince is resting, and not accepting audiences at this time."

"Did he--"

"--attempt to swallow an entire ham, and dislocate his jaw again? Yes."

mangotcha

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cecileguillard

Concepts et recherches couleurs pour Out of Range * film de diplôme 2019

renthony

Ain’t nothing wrong with picking up fallen succulent leaves off the floor of the Walmart garden center, takin’ ‘em home, and growing your own plant babies. Pirate those plants. Fuck the system.