A Weirdo

Unapologetically weird guy

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Random persons 6 prediction

The protagonists persona will be Macbeth what evidence do I have, the vibes of that graveyard in the official reveal

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Me a raccoon: has minimal issues with tales of 85

Dustin: let’s call it an abolith

Me: your telling that your calling a creature that basically swam through the ground an abolith instead of a bulette

Oh diabora it didn’t look like a bullette, when do stranger thing creatures look like the actual DnD monsters, never

Also I thought it was cool that they mentioned gamma world

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Ben 10 headcanon

Sugelite is superman

What do I mean oh I don’t know that he’s the last of his species going to a planet of similar less advanced beings

Okay let me actually explain this headcanon long ago a ship of petrosapiens were flying through space till they got to close to morotesi or went there deliberately to colonize, either way they get stuck there and over time they adapt to the harsh environment gaining there abilities

Eventually there hit by some calamity that causes there to be only one crystalsapien left being sugilite who after the basic extinction of his race decided to fly back to petropia causing his deification

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Monster hunter wilds expansion new subspecies/variant predictions

Paralysis balahara (subspecies) in the oilwell basin

Poison/stun cut wu (subspecies) in the iceshard cliffs

Fire/armor ajarakan (subspecies) in the windward plains

Water/sleep hirabami (subspecies) in the scarlet forest

Poison/bleed seregios (variant) invader

Ice quamitrice (subspecies) wanderer

Clean unmodified arkveld (variant) similar to primordial malzeno

Nephelim zoh shia (zoh shia) similar to safi jiva

Invasive apexes scarlet forest Rey dau, oilwell basin uth duna, iceshard cliff nu udra, and windward plains jinn dihadd

White alatreon

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Manaless

“Another day another, who are you waiting for this isn’t my wagon”

Lycanism

“Who am I who are you also where’s Sebastion, oh hey I’m out the wheelchair wait who’s that”

FUSE FORCE

“Huh I was just playing my games why am I, who are you people”

Jjba gangsters haven

“-oin that’s everything you missed in, wait a minute this feels familiar gangsters haven detect for bizarre sounds”

“Who is he talking too”

“I don’t know, what’s a videogame”

“Hmm nothing must be an enemy stand”

“I still need answers what’s going on, why does that guy have horns and OH MY GOD THAT GUY IS ON FIRE”

“Everyone calm down we all just need to stay calm, my name is nezhan and this fire I can control it what are your names and weird quirks”

“I’m Carlos before I was born my mom tried becoming a mage then became a beast leaving me with beastly attributes”

“My friends call me Jojo and I have a stand named gangsters haven that can control sound waves and claw at things really fast also my da-“

“I’m frank I’m pretty average but my best friend turned into dog man”

“What”

“What”

“What”

“Hey your acting like your stories are normal like look at sheepboy over there”

Hey there’s been a mix up I think I accidentally transported you into this void

“Wait WHAT”

Oh uh yeah a simple mistake but uh yeah I’ll send you back also Frank you are not average and don’t call him sheepboy

“What does that mean, wait will we remember this”

Yes just don’t act surprised when you get back also you’ll meet again

“Welp time to fade back into obscurity”

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There are two genders

Sleepy agent boy and

AGENT KNIGHT

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New gender and only riders get genders I jumped the gun a bit with nox but new gender

APYR

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Hey guys I’ve seen the new AUUUUUGGGHGHHHHH

I’ve seen the ASAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

I AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I saw the new tadc

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Hah opla season 2 was great but now there are things that I want to see

Season 3 to be alabasta to enies lobby give us a whole robin season do it netflix

Passive aggressive franky and usopp rivalry about being a better inventor/shipwright

Franky with arm prosthetics for that good Popeye feeling in live action

Enel to not be played by eminem save eminem for doffy so that doffy can rap like a rap god if we get to dressrossa

Have cp9s zoan form blend prosthetics with cgi

Have monster point choppers noises be actual caribou vocalizations but distorted

Give the sogeking mask a long nose

Now if we get to thriller bark

Have Brooke’s skull be the actors skull they did it for Nicholas cage ghost rider the can do it for brook

Make it that in brooks title card episode that camera pans to the skull and transition to brook talking

Please have the stairs

Make nightmare Luffy unsettling and give him his archery and fire breathing skills from one of the games

Make gecko moria look weird like he does in the original

Have gecko morias flashback of fighting kaido early

Yeah that’s about it anything anyone disagree with or anything anyone wants to add on

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There are two types of Pokemon fans

Pombon if you stand up we’ll disown you/ tape on feet

And

The greater dog from undertale

I don’t care what Pombon does I’m picking gecqua

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Steven universe fans digimon fans in the Steven universe episode onion friend onion has a teddy bear that somewhat resembles waru monzaemon is is it just me that noticed that

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Anyone remember how we don’t really follow the original Steven and we watched the original Steven get thanosed into a pile of sand that’s how the time travel worked right

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Most media getting an infected au: no my blorbos

Resident evil infected au: oh yeah the characters got buffed

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Why is campfire cooking called campfire cooking if the Protaganist rarely does any campfire cooking

CAMPFIRE COOKING

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Pombon: do you hate me

Me: no

Pombon: but I killed your beliefs

Me: no you set me free

Pombon: okay

Me: I pick gecqua though

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You know what validating zodiac theory for Pokémon

Charizard: obviously the dragon a flying lizard why isn’t he dragon type well game balancing but also and more of making charizard the definition of a dragon instead of a straight up dragon

Typhlosion: the rat because the entire line are smallish burrowing animals like rats that’s all I got really

Blaziken: the rooster must I explain well hee a martial artist so he seems more aligned with the themes of the zodiac

Infernape: dude is literally monkey and obviously based on sun wu kong a Chinese diety

Emboar: my god the fighting trio are really obvious because he’s a boar it’s literally in the name

Delphox: foxes are extremely related to dogs and are more related to magic making Delphox more interesting then a straight up fire dog starter

Incineroar: dude is straight up Tony the Tiger on his villain arc and of course is a fake wrestling meant to look evil

Cinderace: literally a rabbit person and goes fast like a rabbit enough said

And finally mr “broke” the zodiac theory

Skeledirge: he represents the snake but he’s a crocodile yes he is but when Christopher Columbus went towards America he saw serpentine sea beasts most like crocodilians of some sort and skeledirge is ghost type with themes of life and death what reptile represents life and death snakes also paldea is based on Spain why did Christopher Columbus go across the sea for Spain skeledirge represents the snake

Also checking actual zodiac meanings

Dragon good health and masculinity charizards line is based on lizards and salamanders known for how well they heal and most starters have higher male ratios

Rat good workers the typhlosion line is shown to be good partners in media and unrelated typhlosion is a badger and hufflepuff the hardworking Harry Potter house symbol is a badge

The rooster represents fidelity and punctuality both traits of a good fighter like blaziken

The monkey adaptable quick-witted and versatile traits shared between sun wukong and infernape

The boar honesty and practicality fundamentals of sumo and you can’t tell me emboar doesn’t have some sumo in him also simple minded cause there muscle heads

The dog loyalty and exuberance feniken is the most excited of the kalos starters and as a mage Delphox is loyal to magic

The tiger represents power and fear both things that apply to medias dark wrestlers and incineroar

The rabbit elegance and happiness both I say apply to futbol and cinderace

The snake longevity and calm observer there’s the life and death stuff plus crocodiles calmly observe prey to strike stealthily both fitting skeledirge

And that is why fire starters are Chinese zodiac theme have a good day

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Well the zodiac theory was a good ship but the new fire starter is a dog so I guess it’s time to go down with the ship

Wait what is the fire type theme then

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Me: your time is up

Ripjaws: was I the best alien

Me: no but you are one of my favorites

I’ve seen the comic covers and yeah no ripjaws and I think one of the reasons ripjaws is remembered is because he was on the original 10 but we probably won’t get him in the comic, im okay with that and atleast I like overflow

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Hear me out this is wild and reaching but I think megas in beat break will be biomerge my evidence 1 we haven’t seen a cleaner with a mega, 2 the digimon are emotion based, and 3 all glowing dawn partners are semi humanoid but yeah

How would you feel if beat break went the biomerges route

I’d be okay with it

That’d be epic

No

Eff you man

I have no strong feelings

Voting ended onFeb 24