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(ᴏ: "Yᴏᴜʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ɪs Kᴜʀʟᴏᴢ Mᴀᴋᴀʀᴀ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴜɴғᴏʀᴛᴜɴᴀᴛᴇʟʏ ɪᴛ sᴇᴇᴍs ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴛᴏ sᴀʏ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴅᴀʏs..." ═════════════════════════ [Please make sure you read the rules before starting anything with me!] tracking the tag #diadelosmmuertos

[c0rr0s1ve-archive]

1 have a crush 0n mark1pl1er.

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful. 

[vvastuisce]

[diadelosmmuertos]

[blvck-kvos-deactivated20160925]

This is the gay life…”weeeeeeeee”

[vvastuisce]

i am noww convvinved that a human females nook wwill swwalloww you hole dont go near them unless you havve proper protectivve gear 

[bronzerebel]

1’m feel1n okay man just k1nda ch1ll1n w1th my s1p stuff.

you wanna come over ton1ght?

[diadelosmmuertos]

I'D MOTHERFUCKING LOVE TO.

[bronzerebel]

yo there’s my boy. }:)

how are you man? }:o)

[diadelosmmuertos]

PRETTY MOTHERFUCKING OKAY, BROTHER. YOU?

[bronzerebel]

honk.

[diadelosmmuertos]

(o:

[temporized-tartarus]

I finally understand what lack of motivation actually means.

[temporized-tartarus]

It means I want to be a cat.

[desajustarse]

'Cause a cat's the only cat that knoooows where it's at.

[egg-rolls]

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

[therorasaurus]

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

[diadelosmmuertos]

[bronzerebel]

oh okay… you do that…

[diadelosmmuertos]

[diadelosmmuertos]

[bronzerebel]

kurloz 1t’s f1ne 1t’s not a b1g deal.

[diadelosmmuertos]

IM GOING TO TAKE MY MOTHERFUCKING %%&$#@ AND SHOVE IT DOWN THEIR ^%*%#@ AND ^&*$##^% WITH A !#$#^%&^ WHILE %$^%^#@ING THEIR MOTHERFUCKING %$^$&^*.

[diadelosmmuertos]

SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET THEIR SPINAL CORD RIPPED OUT TONIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS.

[bronzerebel]

funkygranpa replied to your post:

are you sure? because if i wwere him id try to shut myself dowwn too if people had done nothin but givve me shit for the longest hes been dealin wwith it. i think he wwants to talk but he just doesnt knoww how, same goes for you

… can we just… not do th1s r1ght now…

[diadelosmmuertos]

CAN YOU MOTHERFUCKING NOT.