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@dialalagirl
Have you been getting a lot of requests lately?
honestly, the sheer length of my inbox is violating my human rights (but go ahead and populate it more, i like to suffer... especially if it is angsty short fic requests >:3)
but omfg, if this last paper isn't done by june 4, i’m not just cooked, i'm the cookies kanato aggressively stabbed while hunting down the muffin man on dreary lane ;; anime butler jazz man, i am entrusting my entire soul to you. please deliver me via a devastating careless whisper saxophone solo screeeeeeeeech
What are your fav requests?
oho! good question, my fine bean~
while i def go through phases as to what piques my interest at any given time... consistently (those who know me know OwO) my absolute favourite remains angsty short fics bc i adore me some mutual yearning and poetic pining. give me all the heavy emotional prose, especially when it comes to fedora man and vroom vroom suckamaki :3 (though i fear i get criminal amounts of the latter... #justiceforsubaru. luckily, i have an abundance of the former~)
in general though, it would be cool to get more short fic requests for the other suckamakis too, just bc it’s a fun challenge to expand my prose and adapt to their specific flavours of psychological damage :D
right behind that, my second favourite is easily psychoanalytical scenarios and deep dives where we just dissect the diatwinks like reiji on his downtime in the lab
here are a few relatively recent examples just to give you an idea of the vibe!
laito reminds me of In Your Room by julia wolf ~instar~ hearts like yours acclimate—to the unripe green of browning leaves, to the frantic s
bathing with subaru :(( not in a sexual way but like quiet, intimate trust shared between two people him helping his sweetheart wash their h
Ok, my ask is a little specific. To all characters: What would be their reaction if the woman they were deeply in love with were killed (by
AUGHHHH YOU WRITE SO WELL I’VE JUST BEEN REREADING YOUR STUFF‼️‼️‼️ i can’t remember if i’ve done this already or not BUT- here is one free
Soo I hope this isn't similar to an ask that has already been asked, buut how would the diaboys react to an offering that suddenly changes c
Ik you have done this for Laito but can you also analyze Ayato's relationship with all his brothers if you haven't already.Would appreciate
(i.e., a 3 a.m. manifesto by yours truly on divine boredom, determinism, and why ketchup daddy keeps running the same psychological hunger g
random shower thought: i’m just gonna put it out there. laito def knows how to tie a cherry stem into a knot with his tongue. ngl my unable-to-read-aloud-without-stuttering-and-repeating-three-times ass is deeply jealous of that level of oral coordination. no wonder the ladies stay down bad for him despite the fact that he dresses like a 17th-century pilgrim on his way to the first thanksgiving lmao
What are the rules for this blog?
thank you for reaffirming my internal monologue that i actually need to reorganize the blog lmao
techhhhhhhnically it's under "terms and conditions" (a clever play on car purchase agreements, if you will, given my penchant for vroom vroom suckamaki), but to say it's diaballstothewall see what i did there? i'm so punny is an understatement. i fear some (if not all) of the jokes are so meta/dated that only your gurl appreciates their intended humorous effect
so, until i have time to actually get to it, i'll list it here for newcomers (for example answers, please peruse the archive for 2025-2026 replies)....
the blog basically operates as a jack-of-most?-trades on anything suckamaki or mookami (where i answer answers when inspired/able bc i settle for no less than authoring sublime responses). the following is def all okay:
standalone rps (but no long chains)
short fics or scenarios (will provide the caveat here that my hunger for poetic angst is one few can match)
psychoanalytical deep-dives, lore questions, or anything along that vein
headcannons (serious or otherwise) and most-to-least lists
memeing
DL poll requests (haven't gotten one as of yet, but the option is out there)
questions about my oc/her route
a safe-space for other worldly questions not related to DL (within reason) or if you just want to get to know me!
matchups (but please don't just drop your astrological sign or ONLY your looks bc it gives me little to work my magic... unless you like me just throwing a funny pun at you to make up for the lack of justificatory detail lol)
i don't do anything heavily nsfw (because i lack both the expertise and the comfort level to engage with it, except as it relates to analyzing characters/lore) and i won't answer unhinged asks i suppose common sense suffices here lol. also bc i consider HDB king and only cherry pick what i like from later games, i don't answer anything related to kino/the tsuck brahs (except as it relates to the mookamis/suckamakis).
also, generally (perhaps not everyone will be a fan of this choice but...), i stick to their canonical personas. that is, i don't water them down to be uncharacteristically fluffy and i don't, for example, change their canonical sexual orientation
however! i do tame them down/alter them sufficiently so everyone gets to enjoy interacting with their preferred diaboy for rps. plus, if i didn't, so many poor souls would be murdered for their keyboard bravery lmao :'3 and, of course, i do the same for the funnies bc crack is life!
it goes without saying that i'm allergic to drama (but luckily the blog currently radiates only good vibes) and i will never penalize someone for respectfully disagreeing with my takes (in fact, my soon-to-be lawyer self adores a friendly debate), offering polite critique (how else does one improve), or asking if you can ask something!
i cannot think of anything else atm but, in sum, i pride myself on making a fun space for all of us to veg out about our diaboys, so ask away :D
WAIT YOU CAN DRAWW TOOO ?!?!?!?!?!?
If you are ccomfortable would you share some of it?
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oho? sure! :D i don't have scanned images of my irl artwork (when my hands actually listened, i dabbled in oils, inks, watercolour, acrylic, and even ceramic) but can def scrounge up some of my digital ones
not DL related (bc i sorely lack the ability to capture the visual novel style) but hopefully pleasing to the eye :3
Let’s play a game!! See if you can figure out the common denominater in my top five fictional men!!
Laito Sakamaki( DL)
Chrollo Lucilfer (HxH)
Qifrey (WHA)
Astarion (BG3)
Rafayel (LaDS)
Ding Ding Ding!!!! That’s right!! It’s: effeminate men!!! Bonus points if they’re insane, or actively becoming it!!
can you tell i’ve had a realization about myself. chrollo’s a bit of a stretch, but he’s much more insane than the others so it balances out. i just felt i had to share this.
we must have the same bingo card because... the only crime committed here is that you are a victim of absolutely impeccable, high-tier taste. the data does not lie. psychologically ruined, effeminate men who look like they use a twelve-step skincare routine but haven't slept since 2014 are just… ugh
first of all, as you already know since you legit dragged me into laito hell single-handedly, i will go to bat for fedora man until the day i die. is he a walking psychological hazard with a wardrobe that should be classified as a federal offence? yes. but his brand of dramatic theatricality just hits different :3
and don't even get me started on astarion. i thank the gods everyday for neil newbon because the sheer, unadulterated camp he injected into that pale elf is insane. the scene of him standing in the absolute wilderness ranting about the "HELLFIRE OF A THOUSAND SUNS" because a giant solar laser dropped on his head lives rent-free in my brain forever. i am so catastrophically down bad for him it’s not even funny bro. just a flamboyant, sassy little vampire who copes with centuries of horrific trauma by being a complete menace to society, whining about getting a speck of mud on his expensive shoes, and casually suggesting mass murder as a cute bonding activity :D
i don't know the deep lore on chrollo, qifrey, or rafayel but, given the company they are keeping here, i trust your judgment blindly!
though, i do have to sneak in my undying devotion to subaru here. i know, i know! he presents as this aggressive, wall-smashing, hyper-masculine tsun who wants everyone to think he’s a dangerous, cold-blooded monster. but you and i both know he is secretly effeminate af in the most inverted way possible. he is a gooey, soft romantic man down inside—fudgy like a really good warm brownie, methinks. 100% secretly craves soft forehead kisses, wants to awkwardly hold hands under the desk while pretending to look mad, and would completely melt into a puddle of flustered, blushing mush if you initiated casual cuddle sessions. he’s not as flamboyant like laito or astarion, but his internal soul is just pure, dramatic, emotional princess energy and i love him for it~
Do you think vampires use seasoning sometimes? Cause I’m imagining like Kino just carrying around some everything bagel seasoning and sprinkling on a human as he munches
the only opinion i have on kino, other than being a total ayato-reject forever left-on-read by daddy ketchup king karlheinz, is that his diet resembles a 40-year-old discord mod living in a basement (man is fueled exclusively by mountain dew and cool ranch doritos). you just KNOW he’s that annoying yelp reviewer trying to scam local businesses for free meals, or filming a tiktok to complain that the michelin-star portions are too small before aggressively dragging his entourage through a taco bell drive-through immediately after
anyways, as a gourmet adventurous food eater (as much as my laundry list of disabilities allow), this question struck my intrigue O3O
firstly, if you EVER implied their food/blood was bland, ruki + reiji would genuinely hunt you for sport across the mansion grounds. those two are absolute, insufferable culinary snobs who gatekeep, gaslight, and girlboss their recipes, even for a classic generic french toast. would rather perish than use a pre-made grocery store seasoning blend like a common mortal. will 100% lock themselves in the kitchen for six hours, wearing matching sterile aprons, hand-grinding rare botanicals to create custom, small-batch artisanal rubs and hyper-specific spice ratios from scratch—treating a Tuesday night dinner like the president himself just flew in. but you know their food is next to godliness so you can’t even complain too much. however, god forgive your unmatched desire for a stupid death should you ever seek first-hand kitchen tutelage from either of them, because they will treat a misplaced measuring spoon like a federal crime
then you have shu, who is a complete, vegetative deadbeat about all responsibility in life, but if a prime cut of wagyu steak is involved? bro undergoes a molecular transformation into a toxic michelins-star chef. is aggressively pro-peppercorn and will turn his face at it if the quality, origin, or coarse grind of the pepper on his meat isn't chef’s kiss
the younger ones are just chaotic lawless no cap. azusa will dump frank's redhot—or the vampire equivalent of pure, unadulterated capsaicin—on eVeRYtHInG and i mean everything. if a dish doesn't trigger a violent, wheezing heatstroke response, sweat beads, and a full-body caucasian panic, he. does. not. want. it. 👏👏👏 def a regular guest on hot ones. subaru secretly rides right shotgun on the spiciness train, but for a totally different reason. going with the classic HDB lore where the poor man cannot taste food normally (the anime bread-munching imposter is NOT my subaru #mycampaignfor2026). relies wholly on heavy ghost pepper heat because that agonizing chemical burn is the only neural sensation that registers on his tongue
kanato is a completely separate flavour disaster, possessing the palate of a deeply disturbed toddler (are we even surprised). he lives in a bizarre, extreme binary where everything MUST either be coated in tooth-rotting glaze of the four main elf food groups—candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup—or so aggressively brined in sea salt that it instantly dehydrates your vital organs. if his dinner doesn't look like a radioactive candy factory exploded over it, or a literal salt block meant for cattle, he’s murder-stabbing it with a fork
then you have the absolute disasters….
ayato is a basic hoe when it comes to culinary skills. if he is cooking for his girl, you are getting a pathetic grain of salt and pepper if you are lucky. 8/10 times the food is either burnt to an absolute crisp (rip shu’s fire trauma) or rawer than my ass after finally finishing a law essay. but the absolute second you cook a nice meal for him, he will aggressively smother your hard work in cheap ketchup, mass-produced hot sauce, and generic garlic powder without even taking a single bite first. the sheer audacity of this man speaks for itself
laito rarely ever touches a stove (since he treats reiji like his personal culinary slave anyway). but whenever he’s trying to manipulate a new girl into his bedroom with the promise of a "home-cooked meal", he secretly breaks into reiji's private quarters to steal his handwritten culinary notes. will fake a sophisticated chef persona, swirling a wine glass and talking about flavour notes—which is hilarious because bro literally cannot tell the difference between five-dollar corner store swill and a fine vintage. probably finds actual stiff alcohol like whiskey completely unpalatable unless it's drowned in sugar syrup and served as a fruity cocktail. but will keep up the act until he inevitably gets distracted trying to feel her up and burns the garlic to a crisp lmao
yuma is a classic, stubborn farm-to-table purist who thinks good, fresh mud-covered garden ingredients only need a pinch of basic sea salt because "real food speaks for itself”. you just know unseasoned boiled chicken breast and canola oil soaked sardines straight from the tin are a regular menu lineup for him. even a massive seafood lover like me finds that bone-addled mush absolutely NASTY, but he'll look at you like you're the crazy one for wanting flavour
meanwhile, kou is a total corporate slave who just eats whatever processed junk food brand deals his pop idol managers shove into his hands—he’s always the first one in the mansion to buy into dumb tiktok food trends, and he 100% chugged a bottle of pink sauce on a live stream just to boost his engagement
tldr: coking cooking for yourself is probably the safest option lol
Subaru...why did you leave me🥲😭😭 I thought we had something special
(In reality, the Subaru keychain I had on my purse...well is not on my purse anymore, I believe it got tired of me and jumped off...why Subaru....why....🥹)
I'm lowkey crashing out
subaru- tch, i didn't go anywhere, so quit acting like one of those pathetic fangirls who always follow ayato and that year-‘round pervert around like lost puppies. it's not like you and i are even a thing anyway, so if you lost some stupid plastic toy that looks like me, that's your own fault for being careless, not because i "jumped off" to get away from you
though... if you really have that much free time to crash out over nothing, i guess you can, like, come over to my room later or whatever. reiji won't shut up about me failing the upcoming math test, so you can just... h-help me study... ugh, just don't make a big deal out of it, alright?
ayato which do you think is worse, period cramp pains or getting kicked in the balls?
ayato- pft. getting kicked in the balls is obviously a million times worse, since you chicks can just hold that period stuff in until you go to the bathroom anyway! besides, i know you're just using those cramps as a lame excuse to make ore-sama walk to the store and buy you snacks
though... if you're complaining because it hurts, you know your blood always tastes way sweeter and warmer when you're bleeding down there, right? so if this whole question is just your sneaky way of begging me to eat you out, just say so, chichinashi—i’m more than down to clean up your little mess if it means ore-sama gets to have his favourite meal hehe~
reiji what are the family trips to the vampire dentist like 😊
reiji- ...haaa. merely reading your inquiry has completely soured the notes of my afternoon earl grey, as scheduling such an ordeal is an annual exercise in absolute misery. that good-for-nothing ( @notririe ) is predictably impossible to unearth from his stupor, requiring me to practically drag his dead weight into the carriage, while laito ( @fedora-pervert ) wastes no time making a disgraceful spectacle of himself by testing his rather repulsive, cheap charms on the dental hygienist
furthermore, ayato ( @ask-ayatosakamaki ) requires constant surveillance simply to prevent him from swallowing the topical fluoride treatments—a juvenile display made infinitely worse by the practitioner diagnosing him with early gingivitis due to his vulgar habit of leaving greasy, pulverized octopus batter to rot on his molars. frankly, it baffles the senses how any young woman could ever agree to kiss a mouth so poorly maintained
once in the chair, kanato ( @askkanato ) still throws the most unseemly tantrums if he is not gifted a trinket afterward, a thoroughly maddening habit given that his wretched sweet tooth is the sole reason his baby teeth rotted out in his youth
subaru ( @callingsubaru ) is, quite shockingly, the only one who complies without making a scene, likely because he prefers the silent agony of the chair to my lecturing…. by the time we return to the mansion, i am left with a severe migraine, and the distinct temptation to brew a specialized paralytic and sanitize a pair of pliers to perform the extractions myself
can we please get ayato's reaction to this ask 😭😭
ayato- ...hah?! what kind of gross, brain-dead trash did i just read?! is this like that stupid tide pod trend from a while back, or are you just naturally this fuckin' stupid?
look, ore-sama loves skipping a shower after basketball practice as much as the next guy, but saying bathing is just a trend is straight up nasty. that lazy neat-nik over there already lives like a total slacker, but even he doesn't smell like a walking garbage pile, and i'm sure as hell not letting you stay gross
you're my prey, so if you think you're gonna spoil my meal by being a crusty gramps, i'm grabbing a bucket of ice water to scrub your filthy ass myself!
Reiji asked me out, how do I politely tell him I’m into you.
"Heh, is that a question?"
"Just ignore him the same way our mother did. That'll see to your troubles, yeah?"
reiji- how remarkably typical of a good-for-nothing to offer advice on neglect, considering you made an absolute art form out of wasting the grand attention our mother showered upon you. furthermore, the mere suggestion that i would debase myself by requesting an outing with a nameless, vulgar creature like this solicitor is a fabrication so thoroughly pathetic it borders on comedy
if anyone is to be rid of their troubles, deadbeat, it ought to be me, considering i am the one forced to endlessly clean up the squalor of your bedroom. if this anonymous person truly prefers a man who leaves a mountain of unwashed clothes and dirty plates to rot in his wake, then you are welcome to each other's wretched company
Ayyy how yous doing, bambina? Dont mind me, just having a stroll along your blog and I gotta say, these vampire boys sure are fucked in da head, but you write them great! Have some pasta, on da house
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i'm spilling legal cases out my ear from how busy i am but SWeeT hOLy gArLiC AYYYYYYYYYYYYY PAPA PASTRAMI!!!!!! HUGE huge fan (my memey inner child is basically beaming ear-to-ear) :'3
lemme tell ya, if there's ANYONE i trust with digital pasta and DL takes, it's a born-and-bred New York deli meat man! grazie for your kind words and abundant noods feast 🤌 🤌 i trust the rest of the salami family is doing well? OwO
ugh now you've got me hankering for some quality smoked salmon and white fish but alas, where i'm at, the best is the local...ish Costco :')
Name your mutuals
Another Tag Game!!!
I was just thinking to myself and decided to make this a game: tag your (chosen, not everyone if you don't wanna) mutuals and tell us what you know them as
(I'm just here to bother everyone again)
@red-plutoo : Miles. My safe space, fav blog, personal cheerleader, and fr one of the coolest people I know <3
@alcedovoir : Ace, my best friend of 7 years and the one I will always bully lovingly but also blindly support the most
@stuckydrewx : Drew, my precious stucky sibling and biggest motivation to always write things with her sincere enthusiasm
@yexbarnes : Yex, my sister in slut and queer platonic wife. Always there to thirst with me and listen to me raymble 🎀
@lavender-luminarie : Zara, Yin to my Yang, angst to my fluff. Iconic tags and heartful commentary. Always feeding me and putting a smile to my face
@cubyk107 : Cubyk, my meme brother and the guy I silently support the most and wish the best in life/future
@seizeyoursalad : Lio, nextdoor neighbor vibes, the friend you can share everything over cookies and lemonade on a cozy sunset and just get along so easily
For all my other mutuals we either don't interact much or we're just really new to being mutuals so I don't really know you
Anyone is welcome to join in!!
OOH SOUNDS FUN IM IN >:3 not tagging you rayray cuz. Well. Im reblogging your post,,
@foxtatopuff kyubi!! Sent asks to her oc when i was new to tumblr and blogging, found out that she's quite friendly when i gathered my courage to dm her. Love u lots foxxo <3
@alchemies-chime relatively recent friend, but grew close so quick. They're so nice and patient with my anxious ass lmao i lob them and their oc 🥹 always online for some reason, you better be taking good care of yourself im watching you alchem ( ≖‿ ≖ )...
@fizz-a-bean fizzy bean <33 i was a silent follower before, i was occasionally liking their asks sent to mutual accounts we follow, grew closer after he took a break and came back! Actually took me a while to find him again but i was super excited when i found them 🫶🫶
@shei-aishly the local raccoon girl! Silly but kind, she makes a great debate partner. I honestly don't remember how we started talking but im glad we're friends <33
@dialalagirl pookieee 🥹💗💗 currently in the clutches of law school essays, she's been a good friend of mine since last year :D always has my back, i wish her body treated her the way she deserves tho :(
@hexserath2 ngl i was kinda shy to tag her cuz i honestly don't believe she'll see this but i felt like I was a celebrity when she followed me back lmao. I love her theories, how her mind works and the sexserath posts?? Chef's kiss mamma mia 🤌🤌🤌 i sometimes send her anon asks, i wanna get closer to her but im wayyy too shy TvT so i hide behind anon sometimes when i send asks, although i don't hold back in the comments :3 one small detail tho, i cannot read her for the life of me like ??? Is she annoyed? Is she amused?? Did i say something wrong??? I can't tell and it makes me nervous 😭
@mrpeeman bro is so random like??? He appeared in my life after i told him not to yell at me in a comments section and then we started talking??? How did we even become friends lmao idk but his way of speech and posting amuses me greatly. Makes me smile a lot <3
Open taglist for anyone who wants to join, but I've tagged most people i usually tag anyway
@curiousmimic @misslillyflowers @cricket-fox @justawitchylilith
ugh pookie, way to make me a happy crying puddle of goo again ahhhhhhhhh. i cannot emphasize enough how wonderful a friend you are <33 despite my literal goldfish memory, i'm gonna give this a go. tho i'll give the disclaimer (that may surprise some beans) that i’m actually absurdly shy, so i fear this list may be on the shorter side :’3
@moonlit-koraline / @fedora-pervert / @the-only-takoyaki-king / @koralinewrites run by my angsty queen in crime in fedora man hell OwO not only was she the first person who got me comfortable rping as my oc, lu nohikai, upon my return to DL (the dialed-down, less traumatized version, but still!), AND with indulging my angsty short fic obsession after a years-long hiatus from this blog (bc life sucked for a big while), but her DL deep-dives are absolute top-notch! plus, she is an all-around amazing person and super funny. i seriously can’t sing her praises enough :’)
@ask-ayatosakamaki a recent addition to the DL community, but i absolutely love their take on ayato’s character. plus, they helped champion the DL rp resurgence and reignite my passion for rping as the suckamakis! for a while, i felt like my takes were sub-par, but i realized that was just my perfectionism talking. anyways, yeah—thanks for getting me out of my head!
@askkanato basically the exact same as @ask-ayatosakamaki, but for kanato! you guys are keeping us fed fr
@notririe / @callingsubaru / @fangsforiris i know they haven’t posted major DL content for a while, but i LOVE LOVE their takes on subaru and shu!!! plus, their angsty ao3 fanfics (especially the laito ones you commissioned for @moonlit-koraline) are absolute chef’s kiss ugh. i’m a shy af bean, so i’ve mostly been a silent follower, but anyways: hi! hope life/school is treating you well <3
@tirions i’ve been a silent follower for a little while now, but the few DL fics they've posted (my absolute favorite being the christa one) are goddamn amazing ahhhhh. deserves way more attention imo!
@dialoverswritesssx like me, gurl’s busy with school, but omg i love her posts! they always give me a good laugh with their chaotic energy. plus, i cannot compliment her drawing of my oc enough ahhhhhh!
@ayatosschlong mostly have been silently keeping up with their posts, but i always look forward to their headcanons—they are always the perfect mix of spice and everything nice :D
@madamesungalaxathesecond their fem-DL art is GORGEOUS LIKE DAMN. they even made your resident demisexual gal think kanato was kinda cute for a half-second. if that’s not pure talent, i don’t know what is
i know i’m forgetting quite a few others, but i promise i appreciate y'all!!! my brain just never cooperates, so… anyone else who wants to play the game, go right ahead and reblog <33
your gurl is gonna be able to graduate this june from law school!!!
given how my health has been royally sabotaging me, i’m so freakin' relieved ;;
look at me go! just this one more essay to finish and i'll be one step closer to passing the bar and fulfilling my true legal destiny: defending fedora man from yet another frivolous child-support suit, and helping reiji file the necessary paperwork to lower the insurance premiums after subaru levels the mansion for the third time this week lmao
i owe my entire life to my one and only secular deity (anime butler-san, plz accept this prayer) bc i desperately need a first-class vacay ugh
ideally, fully funded by the high fructose king himself, but i’m not above shaking down the diatwinks for donations. nothing a little light, playful bullying and a threat of emotional damages can't secure :'3
(Either to Reiji, Shu or the triplets)
So, yo mama dead af huh? Shits wild bruh
*shows picture of my alive mother*
ayato- hah?! are you tryin' to say that old hag being dead is a bad thing? i’m the one who drank her dry, so of course she's dead, ya idiot—it’s the best thing that ever happened to this house! and why the hell are you flexin' this random alive lady at me anyway? she looks like she makes terrible, soggy takoyaki, so fuck off before i track you down and teach you what happens when you waste ore-sama's time with a useless brag like this!
laito- oho, quite an abrupt way to put it! though i suppose a messy, dramatic murder doesn't really require a drawn-out description~ but looking at this picture you sent... your mother has such a wonderfully naive, ordinary face, doesn't she? it makes me wonder what kind of pathetic, fragile sounds she'd make if someone suddenly showed up in her kitchen. you should give me her address, bitch-chan. i'm sure she’d love to learn how to properly entertain a guest
kanato- ...why are you flashing a picture of your living mother in front of my face? do you think it's funny to brag about her being alive when all i have left of mine are the cold ashes stuffed right inside of teddy?! teddy is getting incredibly angry at your pathetic little boast, you know. do you want him to rip that woman to pieces, or should he just start with you first?