Brooke's Blog

[most-sane-classicist]

He knows what's up

[voidcreations]

Look at my birthday cake...

[beggars-opera]

Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

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[tibby]

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

[blackphoenixincorporated]

Tubi is where I found this gem:

[mornington-the-crescent]

[rabbitindisguise]

wait this wasn’t a “poob has it for you” bit?

[notbopper]

tubi doesnt have what youre looking for but it does have a lot of things you would never have thought to

[notallbloodmages]

Tubi has movies with illegal streaming site watermarks in the corner. Tubi has series 2 and 7 of a random BBC show that if you don’t watch it now you’ll never hear of it again. Tubi will not correctly tell you who the man cast is. Tubi will not correctly identify what language this anime is dubbed in. Tubi will not even let you read a full description. And? Tubi will not even LET you give them money. You can stumble across shit like you’re walking through a video rental store in 2010. Sometimes you’ll find the same stuff you rented back then that you didn’t even know you missed. Sometimes you’ll find a Japanese cyberpunk film labeled as a “quirky comedy” that no one irl will let you show them.

Also at least one youtube guy has his videos on there now for some reason.

[cerleansky]

The legacies people leave behind in you.

My handwriting is the same style as the teacher’s who I had when I was nine. I’m now twenty one and he’s been dead eight years but my i’s still curve the same way as his.

I watched the last season of a TV show recently but I started it with my friend in high school. We haven’t spoken in four years.

I make lentil soup through the recipe my gran gave me.

I curl my hair the way my best friend showed me.

I learned to love books because my father loved them first.

How terrifying, how excruciatingly painful to acknowledge this. That I am a jigsaw puzzle of everyone I have briefly known and loved. I carry them on with me even if I don’t know it. How beautiful.

[speaklavenderthoughts-deactivat]

absolutely obsessed with these tags

[deckertar]

Shut your mouth. I am a she-witch. A very powerful she-witch. Or “witch”, as is more accurate. I am not to be trifled with.

[importantcatpics]

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[amanatsumikan]

[f13nds]

c’mon yellowstone national park let’s get sickening 

[nessa007]

Parks and Recreation (2009 - 2015) Forbidden Fruits (2026)

[hopeurok]

FORBIDDEN FRUITS 2026 | Meredith Alloway

[bimmyjimmy]

Bleppy

[acidgirl]

this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years

[wunmimosaku-archive]

Mira's my favorite. She's the visual and lead dancer of HUNTR/X. Nobody can move like Mira. Apparently she's the black sheep of her family. I don't know why because she's sooo cool. Who else could wear a sleeping bag to the Met Gala?

KPop Demon Hunters (2025) dir. Maggie Kang, Chris Appelhans

[thememedaddy]

[whosurisold]

No,,,,,,, we are not!

[animentality]

[nervanaofficiai]

the humble apostrophe