Diamond Headed @diamondheaded - Tumblr Blog

dennys

yeah uh, can i get today's special, grits and sadness

sorry we’re all out of sadness

crow-pond

I feel like I made a grave mistake

I followed Dennys tumblr

dennys

EDIT:

I feel like I made a grave gravy mistake

dennys

The best part of decorating a tree is when we get to put on the utinsel.

stability

person: do you have a tumblr

me: yes but tell me which of my traits led you to that conclusion so i can eliminate it

harvestheart

sapientiea

group chats are stressful af because you put your phone down for 30 seconds and suddenly you miss 51 messages, 12 pictures, 7 memes, and someone’s death like

lavenders4luck-blog

did-you-know

George Washington didn’t know dinosaurs existed, but he probably thought giants were real. America’s first president died in 1799, and science didn’t prove the existence of dinosaurs until 1841. Before then, fossilized dino bones were often thought to belong to an extinct race of giant humans. Source Source 2

are-you-even-gluten-free-bro

do you want to know something?? I always wondered what the hell kind of hairstyle the Ancient Egyptians were trying to portray with depictions like these

and this

until I did my hair this morning and

oh

welp

you can take the noses off our statues but until you find a way to take Egypt out of Africa we’re still going to find ourselves

are-you-even-gluten-free-bro

I’m reblogging this post without all the salty, racist commentary because I’m sick of looking at it. please spread this around again in its pure form for posterity.

hotboytev

What’s funny is that white people thought they were hats/crowns 😂

esiuqram

ESIUQRAM

robosaurusrex

Here’s a really good post about this.

And here’s some pictures of the Afar people, who still live on the horn of Africa today.

Cool, huh?

theoriginalblackbarbie

Beautiful

jasoncanty01

People thought it was Hats and Crowns? How could they not see hair?

ohgodshesloose

The same reason archaeologists, upon finding a woman’s skeleton in the grave of a famous Roman gladiator, immediately wondered where the gladiator’s skeleton was: Old Straight White Man™ brand denial.

vaspider

Same way they denied the Really Gay Egyptian Tomb, too. It’s kind of a Thing.

This post is amazing, I’m so glad it exists. I have learned.

babyanimalgifs

furlockhound-inactive-moved-dea

this-isnt-my-bra

Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”