Diamond Knight: (bursts into bedroom)
Krypto Knight: (startled awake from sleeping on the bed) Bwak! O_O;
Diamond Knight: Sorry, but I gotta show ya somethin' that's miffin' somethin' fierce outta me!
Krypto: Wooooow, accent and everything! This means war, I suppose? ;p
Diamond Knight: It might as well! Now, stop using yer emotes and look at this!
Krypto Knight: Hah, someone got pissy 'bout the watch count being so low.
Diamond Knight: These are all spam bots.
Diamond Knight: And they all promoted sex and female nudity.
Krypto Knight: Oh... uhhhhh...
Diamond Knight: No snarky remarks?
Krypto Knight: Hey, I have standards! This be why we be avoiding this account lately?
Diamond Knight: Basically, yeah. Ya know how annoying it be to hafta block and report one of these things everytime I log on?
Krypto Knight: I see... (puts on gauntlets) will this involve murder to fix?
Diamond Knight: Wait wh- NO! No, we're not murdering anyone! No other violent acts either, not yet at least. This was just a post to see if there's any known way from the community to get these to stop. Or at least slow down the frequency, our RPer's main account doesn't even get nearly as many of these as we do!
Krypto Knight: Well then why'd ya even wake me up if we weren't gonna kill people!?
Diamond Knight: As much as it pains me to say it, I doubt anyone would've looked at this if you didn't spice things up by simply being in it.
Krypto Knight: Hah, damn straight! XD
Diamond Knight: Aaaaand the emoting is back. Oh dear, looks like yer nickel ran out for being in this post, no more lines for ya. Later! (leaves room)