Marry the night.

Diana Fury

[solidsmax]

[noobtheloser]

[tokillapromqueen-deactivated201]

jesus christ

[drtanner]

This is the superior “comic showing the events leading up to a popular gif” post.

[lacetulle]

Zuhair Murad | Fall/Winter 2021 Couture

[grooveland]

(via (3) Pinterest)

[depsidase]

[stasi-informant-deactivated2021]

[dahmersaurmk-ii]

Absolutely FUCKS. Next question.

[woolandflax]

[roccondil]

Not a double-decker couch. To be that you’d need them to be stacked vertically.

Rather, this is a stadium couch.

[rohirric-hunter]

This is an efficient use of the space above the stairs that would otherwise be wasted is what it is

[ruffboi-mags]

The structure the upper couch is on looks pretty sturdy, so yeah it slaps and I love it.

[dualvoidanima]

‘absent’

[freelancedumbass]

[depsidase]

[tiktokmuseum]

a very polite vampire

[tabellae-rex-in-sui]

Absolutely losing my mind trying to mimic the bad dialogue from 18th century porn pamphlets...

[your-disobedient-servant]

I feel like the words "Dost see my ass? Doth it not beckon?" are burned in my brain at this point

[tabellae-rex-in-sui]

Wish people still spoke like this in porn :/

[your-disobedient-servant]

Sade missed his calling as a sexual comedy writer

[urban-trek-thru-middle-earth]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[hotasiangirlsinyourarea-archive]

[hedgerowdevil]

[everythingfox]

“What happens when you have heated tile flooring”

(via)

[tyrannuspitch]

when ppl say “let men wear skirts/dresses” that also means

without people being creepy / treating them like a fetish

without people acting like being gnc is “”adult”” or “”private”” or somehow dirty

without people expecting them to alter the rest of their appearance to “fit” (not everyone who wants to wear a dress also wants to wax their whole body or apply a full face of makeup)

skirts and dresses are literally just clothes. they’re just clothes. leave gnc men alone

[homoerotic-villainy]

Also men don’t need to be skinny, hairless, or white to wear dresses!!

[hustlerose]

ok. and why is it your business that the clouds are swirling in a giant purple vortex over my ancient tower? maybe they just do that sometimes