🏈💙 Gameday with Daddy’s Little Tailgaters! 🍼😤🚙✨
It's game day, girlies!!! 💙💛 Let's goooo Comets! 🏟️☄️ Sooo, as you all know, Sunday is ~*Daddy's day*~. 🗓️👑 And Daddy's day means football day! 🏈 I swear, I am like, the ultimate football wife now. 💍💅 But ughh, some people in this family are just such babies about it. 🙄🙄🙄 Can you guess who? Look at these two sulking in their car seats! 😠😒 They're so dramatic, I literally can't. 😩🤦♀️
A little backstory for the new followers (hiiiieee! 👋): back when we all had our old boy lives (sooo cringe to even think about, yuck! 🤢), we were fans of the Comets' main rivals ⚔️, the Planets. 🪐🤮 Like, ya, can you even imagine? Cheering for the wrong team? As if! 😒 💀
Bunny 🐰 and Lulu 🌷 kept whining when I was changing them before we left about "betrayal" or whatever, like they usually do on game days. 🙄😭 It's like… okay, and? Did Mommy ask? Noooope. 🤫 And just a quick check, sweeties: who pays for your cute little tutus and ballet lessons? 🩰💸 Who pays to keep you padded 24/7 in sissy pamps, and for the princess crib canopies over your heads at night? 🎀🧷🍼 Yes, that would be DADDY. 💪👨🔧 And in this family, we root for Daddy’s team. Periodt. 💅✨
Of course, once their pacifiers (aren’t they the cutest?? Comment “Comets” down below for a promo code to use at the Comets Nation sissy merch store! 🛍️💙💛) are plugged in 🌀💦, it’s mute city, population: two sissy babies. 🔇 Wellll okay, pretty much muted:
"Mmmph we hmmph the Commmphs!" 😭🍼💙
"Mmmph is sooo hmmmph-iliating!" 😫 *suck-suck-suck* 💦👄
Like, sorry, I don't speak sissy baby babble! 🗣️❌ Maybe they need a change when we get to the stadium? 🏟️🧷 Ya, that’s probably it… 💩
And like, helloooo, look in the rear-view mirror much? 🪞🚗 You're wearing diapers and sitting in booster seats. 🧷💺 I don't think your "opinion" on sports rivalries is exactly a top priority anymore, sweeties. 😂 It's honestlyy all fine though: their silly little opinions don’t need to match Daddy’s when their outfits already do! 💙👯♀️✨
Now as for Mommy Vicky, well, Daddy expects a lot more active enthusiasm from me. 📣 🙌 I don’t get a paci to shut me up (unless we’re behind closed doors🚪and Daddy’s in one of his kinky moods, hehe, #TMI 🤫🙈🔞)! 😅 So ya, y’all better believe I’ll be in the stands, looking snatched in my cropped jersey, ready to cheer my tatas off for Daddy's team! 🤸♀️🍈🍈 I’ll be clapping, celebrating every touchdown, and eagerly listening to Daddy explain to me what a first down is for the fiftieth time. 👏🏈🤯
And tbh… The old team rivalry thing is not a big deal for me, at all. 🤔🤷♀️ Like, I've already changed my name, my pronouns, my whole body, my wardrobe, my sexuality... all to make Mr. Hubby happy! 😇👗💖 Is cheering for his favorite football team really such a big deal? No! 🙅♀️ I am more than happy to scream my little lungs out for the Comets if it makes Daddy smile. 🥰 It's called being a supportive wifey, look it up. 💁♀️💅💍 Now if you'll excuse me, Mommy needs to go practice her touchdown cheer. Goooo Comets! 📣☄️💛💙
(Also, pray for me, because trying to nurse two giant sissy babies in the stadium bathroom is going to be an absolute nightmare… 😩🍼🚻 Wish me luck, girlies! 💖💋)
#GamedayFit #GoComets #SundayFunday #FootballWife #OOTD #DaddysGirls (Link to previous Mommy Vicky post 🩰👯♀️💃, a fan follow-up to @servitudee's Daddy's Day caption!)
