Diaries of a Failephant

Nerdtastic fangirl and bibliophile. What you see here is pretty much what you get..... I ship Sherlolly, and Yowzah, and Fitzsimmons, and Rose/Ten, and Captain Swan, and Outlaw Queen, and Shules, and Eponine/Marius and April/Andy.....Yes, there are more..... Hannah 19 infp Feel free to ask me anything!! (queue tag: bet queue didn't see that coming)

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I can't believe it's already 2017

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Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

[4lienmatt]

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

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No no no lol please don’t

[soft-grunge-lesbian]

Forever reblog until 2017

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O my god no

[eigendefinition]

i cant stop laughing 

[troyeisart]

until 2017

[infinite-angels]

only 3 more years.

[natforprez]

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

[victorious]

[dancingqueenstillateen]

That is not what I was expecting when I hit unmute, but I’m so glad I did.

[reb-chan]

Inktober #18, the Bucky Bear~ broke out my trusty red copic for this one, I should do it more often.

[diariesofafailephant]

HEADING INSIDE FROM THE CAR, FAT RATTLESNAKE ON MY WELCOME MAT HELP

[theliteraryelephant]

Just One Word Book Photo Challenge || Day 10: Action

The More Than Complete Hitchhiker’s Guide || Douglas Adams 

[memewhore]

[firedrill]

[doublebubblekillerking-deactiva]

me singing at church on sundays

[tralillian]

[aicosu]

AHHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH MY GOD

[svinto]

the signs as this video

aries: tim taurus: fuckin hell gemini: the elf cancer: the new liberal democrat party leader leo: the aeroplane virgo: the zooming libra: president putin and obama shooting hoops scorpio: the worst day of their professional life sagittarius: the news presenter capricorn: the faulty earpiece aquarius: the dicks pisces: doctor who aka the australian prime minister

[malibamis]

people actually liking each other at the same time sounds so fake

[exhistur]

I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people. 

[sscreamss]

just because you don’t look like somebody who you think is attractive doesn’t mean you aren’t attractive. flowers are pretty but so are christmas lights and they look nothing alike

[amoying]

imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe

[deep-space-babe-deactivated2015]

Honestly the best feeling in the world is when you pick up someone’s cat, and they’re like “I can’t believe she’s letting you hold her !!!” Like yes. I am the cats friend. The cat whisperer. The forest nymph. The cat charmer. Th e

[team-lads-in-the-tardis]

Weirdly Specific "Get to Know Me" Questions

1. What is your go to flavor of salad dressing?

2. What’s the t-shirt you wear the most?

3. What TV show can you quote the most?

4. Do you put your left shoe on first or your right?

5. What’s your study routine?

6. One sound you can’t stand?

7. Hot showers or cold showers?

8. Breakfast or no breakfast?

9. What age were you given “the talk?”

10. Ice in drinks or no ice?

11. What’s one Halloween candy that you would hate getting as a child?

12. Blue jeans, skinny jeans, leggings, shorts, or no pants at all?

13. What’s one slang term you refuse to use?

14. Could you ever be a vegetarian?

15. Hardback, paperback, or e-books?

16. Would you rather go through the drive thru or go inside?

17. Do you keep your car/room neat or messy?

18. What’s the first app you check when you wake up?

19. If I looked in your wallet, what would I find?

20. Spicy food or non-spicy?

[baebyfaced]

*reblogs from the source cause ya’ll can’t shut the fuck up*

[baby-merc-with-a-mouth]

Anyone else have that anxiety that your music is actually playing out loud so you constantly take off your headphones and listen just in case?