-sits up from bed- wait a fuckin moment, when did 2021 get here

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-sits up from bed- wait a fuckin moment, when did 2021 get here
Pros of devil trigger: healing, power, magic, can hide amongst gargoyles at Disney.
Cons: I am so friggin bright.
quarantine day 100: suddenly my sneakers have converted into crocs and socks, and I see Halloween decorations being put up,,, Didn’t september just start????
this virus thing is fuckin crazy out here, stay safe guys and make sure to stay frosty
and make sure to wash ya fuckin hands
s eri o usly just found ou t people didnt do that even before this who l e thing
i know its not just me but it’s raining liKe a BITCH
why the fuck are people putting up christmas lights iTS NOVEMBER THANKSGIVING HASNT EVEN PASSED-
so dante and vergil were fist fighting earlier because someone broke the television, i didnt have the balls to them them i did it by accidently launching a shoe in wrong direction
How are you Nero?
Pretty fine, getting Devil May Cry ready for halloween ya know. The orphans literally have been bEGGING to decorate and now i cant even walk into the kitchen without smelling the amount of yankee candles Kyrie and Nevan put around... iM nOT SAYING ITS A BAD SMELL, but waking up to the smell of something almost burning down is uh, concerning, yeahhhhh