I AM the shit !!

You have to feel the glo before you do the glo 💖💦

[beverllys]

[hurleyquinnzel]

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

[hurleyquinnzel]

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

[christopher-bryant]

by fall out boy

[hurleyquinnzel]

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

[hephs-thighs]

Comprehension of this post is what defines the Millennial / Gen Z generational boundary.

[ates-kadehii-deactivated2019081]

[bloodbending]

“can playing a video game be spiritual?” bruh play animal crossing at 2:23 am on a calm rainy night and u will transcend space and time and find peace

[ripe]

nikon_neko_official

[sopeachys]

♡ peach blog ♡

[eye-glitter-deactivated20220525]

[living-fitness]

[sseoulful]

[hxtlineplug]

[wormsdotinfo]

[moved-to-transzoemurphy-deactiv]

me: we have… a Problem

my shit brain, immediately: What If You Died That Would Fix This

[poemswords]

[diarysuggestions]

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[strangedarkage]

[adrenaline]

Only lovers left alive (2013)