:O! Do it for the Lulz!

It's pronounced dice-edge (I used to have it saying die-cedge??? for some reason??? God what a cunt I was), not dice-jay. Now that that's out of the way (who the shit do you think you are oh my god), have a good time, and an even better laugh! :D Also, I'm 23. If you're on mobile, please look at that comic thing, you wont regret it (unless you do cause not everything is funny oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooood).

[dicej]

I am alive

[weavemama]

I feel bad but this is so fucking hilarious

[weavemama]

if anyone is lost, Donald trump jr literally just tweeted out evidence of him being involved with Russia. Something this journalist has been trying to find evidence of for months…… he is obviously in in shock 😂

[lesbiansandpuns]

he has continued to be hilarious

[parentheticalaside]

This guy is a solid Twitter follow, I can confirm.

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

[hozzdelight]

Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

im a guy

[hozzdelight]

Oops lol no thank you

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

I never offered to give you anything

[hungwy]

*spins my clothes in a wet metal tube then bakes them in a different metal tube to undo the wetness*

[friskafriskito]

in literature this is called defamiliarization so congrats this post is officially a literary masterpiece  

[hungwy]

In my house its called laundry! Thank you!

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

Don’t ever let Tumblr make you think its okay to disrespect to me. I am better than everyone on this site

[sorrywrld-deactivated20190515]

mood

[sorrywrld-deactivated20190515]

if $50 million with a $10 million salary is “still trying to make it” i’ll settle for “struggling to make it” and walk away with a paltry sum of $1 million

[strangeparker]

Can’t wait to get to the finale 🙃

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

I was browsing trending free games on steam and WTF IS THIS

[dan-the-trashcan]

b

[freemiiverse]

[pornhubcommentsonstockphot-blog1]

[knowwhatimeme]

[alberto-rosende]

what do you mean your family doesnt speak english? how do you comunicate?

i know this may sound surprising for a lot of you, but english isn’t the only language in the world

[akeenerheart]

I can’t stop laughing at this.

[ruinedchildhood]

[cheeze225]

I agree with both these statements immensely.

[thebeardedsith-deactivated20240]

I totally had to do the thing

[koyukiazumanga]

dont let tumblr make you think it’s okay to:

protect the world from devastation

unite all peoples within our nation

denounce the evils of truth and love

extend our reach to the stars above