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this is the post that got me my first anon graphically telling me to kms
that was john green
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tumblr peaked when we were able to cyberbully john green
this is the post that got me my first anon graphically telling me to kms
that was john green
look i donât give a shit how âheartbreakingâ it is to disown your gay kid, you literally Do Not Have To Do That. nobodyâs forcing you to abandon this person who wholly depends on you for everything and who you promised to take care of and love no matter what.Â
bringing this back for gay knife month
gayâŠ. knife? month ,, ,
yes, as in the knives i have waiting for parents who disown their gay and trans kids.Â
Roll for charisma to see if you can interact with this post.
You interact with the post but all eyes are on you now. You have a gut nervous feeling but manage to say the first thing in your mind.
Sparkling water is just Angry Water
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People agree but throw rocks at you for saying it.
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Looks like millennials kill an industry before it even got off the groundđ
yall hate ratatootie but who do u think is making ur food at olive garden huh!!??
that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS
So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:
A couple weeks ago Iâm going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.
What she actually says is, âThatâs human chicken.â
After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase âhuman chickenâ, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, âBehold, a man!â
This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:
This is the funniest post I have ever read on Tumblr for so manyâŠmany reasons.
Gonna tell yâall what I can hear now that I got my hearing aids
Birds! They chirp and itâs so beautiful.
Far away cow moos
My friend has this is his back yard and to say I cried is an understatement.
My best friends singing voice
Chickens: *chicken noise*
Me, sobbing:
The filter for my fish tank! Bubble bubble bubble
I sit in the bass section in band. Today I could clearly hear the flutes up at the front! Theyâre not great, but I can finally hear them!
The sound of walking in sand.
Soft but kinda crunchy? Very nice sound 10/10
Me playing guitar for the first time. Took the hearing aids out. Not a very good sound⊠yet
Tree leaves in the wind. I got a little spooked at first because itâs 1 am and Iâm alone in the park but itâs a real good sound.
Bees
Let me say, it was really fucking terrifying walking past the flowering tree in my backyard and hearing zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz coming from it.
âsunlightâ by Hozier
I sat in my car alone while listening to it. I knew it would be special but wow, that was a religious experience.
Their hooves make sounds in the grass but they are completely silent. Beautiful creatures. Beautiful sound
Pine needles and pine cones make crunchy sounds!!! Oh my! Very nice
Colored pencils make a real nice scratch noise when Iâm drawing. I didnât know they did that
Wholesome and good!
i love this
i have a hill to die on real quick
phrases like âyou donât owe anyone anythingâ and ârelationships arenât transactionalâ have the power to be used in ways that are very backwards and harmful
for example, no you donât owe anyone anything in that if some creep is trying to get with you, you can block him without feeling bad. you donât owe kindness to people who are transphobic or racist or bigoted.
but, you canât use this as an excuse to fuck over people who have helped you. âyou donât owe anyone anythingâ isnât an excuse to allow yourself to forget compassion and basic empathy, it isnât an excuse for you to be an asshole just because you find it easier to be one
relationships arenât transactional in that if your partner does something nice for you, you are indebted to them. they do these things because they love you; it is their choice to express love through these gestures
but they are transactional in that you both actively need to be putting time and care into the relationship. ignoring the dynamic of one person caring too much (and putting in excessive (emotional an literal) work and labor) while the other does nothing isnât healthy. one person canât solely take and the other person canât solely give- thatâs dangerous, and you canât put the bandaid of âthis isnât transactionalâ over a relationship that is draining you in all capacities
iâm tired of seeing these things being misconstrued and used as an excuse to hurt people, while framing it as a way of taking care of yourself
i think abt this all the time!!!
David Tennant on Donald Trump saying Scotland likes him.
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Itâs so cute watching people interact with art, creating new art.
This comment sums it up completely!
Youâve heard of sicko mode what about THICCO Mode
If you rear-end this car youâre legally required to say âBuenos dias,â
You may rear end it
Once
hrrnn⊠optimus im trying to sneak around but iâm dummy thick and the clap of my car ass cheeks keeps alerting the humans
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