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Thanks, Tails.

This car cut us off and we don't know how to feel about it.

genuinely cant stop thinking about whatever early human first looked a literal wolf full in the face and thought domestication would be fun but ALSO cant stop thinking about the ENTIRE early human tribe that absolutely did NOT think to stop them

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HOLD THE PHONE

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Slightly related: I read a book by Rick McIntyre, who was official Wolf Guy at Yellowstone Park for 25 years (and studied wolves for 40 yrs total). He describes how, when they’re alone, wolves—both adults and pups—will pick up sticks or bones or bits of animal skin and toss them around to entertain themselves, the way you might toss a ball up and down. They essentially play catch by themselves.

So if wolves do this by themselves, in nature, that means that we saw them playing this game and thought “huh, that wolf enjoys fetching the stick it’s throwing for itself, maybe I could throw it further and it would like that more?” And thus began our two species’ mutual favourite game to play together

But the point is that they invented fetch

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they made fetch happen

why is it so easy for people to want to fuck me but not for someone to be nice to me or take me on a date?

hello… it’s been a while.

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your paper cant stop me

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This fuckin 44 will

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me at any random moment

I came on Tumblr today so I can just make a quick rant about something that really fucking bothers me. Cheating. Now cheating bothers me in general, but deeper than just the act of cheating it's how a lot of times when a man cheats he feels like it's "not the same" as when a woman cheats. Men will quickly shame their female partners for cheating calling them sluts and whores but when they've cheated they always say "I don't have feelings when I do it" or some other bullshit along those lines. I know plenty of my girl friends who have cheated although I don't condone it, many of them will say it's just because they just wanted to fuck. There aren't always feelings involved. I've also noticed often times when a guy is being confronted about his cheating he will be upset about being confronted instead of being forgiven. When a girl is being confronted by a guy for cheating he just wants to leave and tell her to go fuck off and she's a bitch, etc. It's honestly annoying to me to see this double standard. Cheating is wrong period, if you don't want to be with your partner just fucking be a grown up and say it. However if you're going to cheat and also be upset when you get cheated on you need to keep that same fucking energy you had when you wanted to be forgiven. I'm honestly not even making sense but damn being on quarantine and listening to multiple guy friends bitch at me because they found out the girl they've been cheating on slept with someone too is ANNOYING. Little boys grow the fuck up, treat your woman with respect, if she decides to drop your dirty dick for someone else don't be upset because you've been doing the same damn thing. I have no sympathy for you and I hope you enjoy your day.