Porygon Did Nothing Wrong

I’m an entire adult with very little clue what’s going on.

[sunwukxng]

that post about ‘the patti lupone you know is already dead and gone’ sends me every fucking time. i love that stupid post. it’s so fucking funny.

[sunwukxng]

this is peak humour kadjfk;lasjflka;sjfl

[cannibalchicken]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

[goth-princess-gwennie]

They evolved to handle different prey. the larger crusher claw cracks open ahrder prey like a molar tooth, whilst the smaller pincer claw rips apart soft prey similar to an incisor tooth.

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

theyre lobsided

[goth-princess-gwennie]

oh I see! yay!

[pulpfanfiction]

me: oh the newest version of ios has ai integration that will like summarize long text chains and stuff

ciro: cool let me try

[pulpfanfiction]

full context

[housecow]

i’m starting a collection of things insane people do in animal crossing

[housecow]

ANOTHER

[housecow]

some of them are just so good

[scarylook]

me: gosh i wish i had a cunty grass type pokemon on my team....

the humble Roserade:

[agnes-nielsens]

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

[utopians]

youtube needs to implement some sort of 'do not recommend channel + kill yourself for recommending me this' button

[commander-snacks]

grandpa pussy attack

[kleinergeist]

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

[hermann-rorschach]

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

[kleinergeist]

Yes Dr Rorschach

Sorry Dr Rorschach

[sleeping-jo]

[juyeooon]

I think ab this once a day cause WHY did she say that ..

[pekingopera]

[treecitysessions]

[cute-catts]

[segamascott]

[memewhore]