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SEASON FINALE: "The Cake Store" Pt. 2
"Who am I?" asks Rich in the mirror. Many of us ask the same question, and most of us tell ourselves the same answer: MY NAME IS GORJAX. Beautiful backyard weddings in Mississauga are just waiting to be ruined. Rich has to find Andre's RING, and he'll do just about anything to get it. Maybe even... MURDER? No, he doesn't kill anyone. But there are slapstick situations.
EPISODE 4 GIFS!
Episode 3 GIFS!
RICH HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED! This week: "THE FABULOUS KLYMKIW BROTHERS" Pt. 2 What started as a small case has gotten infinitely worse! Rich finds himself bound, helpless, and at the whims of Adam and Illya Klymkiw. What will they do to him? What are those strange noises? Where did they get all that plastic? Rich will find out... maybe. SOMEONE will find out!
DICK SIBBLIES P.I. Episode 2 GIFS! Watch the rest at DICKSIBBLIES.COM
THIS WEEK: "THE FABULOUS KLYMKIW BROTHERS" "Weird Al is missing," said Illya. And Rich new he would be embarking on the adventure of a lifetime. Some would use the word EVIL to describe the Klymkiw brothers. Some would say UNCLEAN. Some would call them the DOO DOO BROTHERS. Some would call them FRIENDS. Rich probably calls them all these things, in an angry letter to their mother, who up to this point has been very ashamed of their misdeeds. But not this time. After catching Illya at Jen Hunter's surprise party, Rich now finds himself in the Klymkiw Brothers' living room, trying to figure out where Weird Al is.
THIS WEEK: "LIARS & CHEATERS" Pt. 2 dicksibblies:
Do you know what the word HUNDO means? Short for a hundred? A term of endearment to your closest friends? (“What’s up, my Hundo?”) Assuring someone ONE HUNDRED PERCENT? (“You gonna to be there?” “Hundo.”) YES, but NO. It mostly means Andy or Jen Hunter. We got a saying on College Street: “Hundos will be Hundos.” It’s sort of a saying about money, but it also means that Andy and Jen Hunter are constant. For better or for worse they stay the same, and you can count on it! I feel like this episode captures this perfectly. So when you think your spouse is cheating on you, always remember: Hundos will be Hundos. Until next week, my hundos.
Do you know what the word HUNDO means? Short for a hundred? A term of endearment to your closest friends? ("What's up, my Hundo?") Assuring someone ONE HUNDRED PERCENT? ("You gonna to be there?" "Hundo.") YES, but NO. It mostly means Andy or Jen Hunter. We got a saying on College Street: "Hundos will be Hundos." It's sort of a saying about money, but it also means that Andy and Jen Hunter are constant. For better or for worse they stay the same, and you can count on it! I feel like this episode captures this perfectly. So when you think your spouse is cheating on you, always remember: Hundos will be Hundos. Until next week, my hundos.
Dick Sibblies P.I. is LIVE for streaming! In the next six weeks, we will be presenting every episode sequentially, but all the episodes are up if you want to binge on them. The best place to stream is off of: DICKSIBBLIES.COM There's also a VIMEO CHANNEL: https://vimeo.com/channels/dicksibbliespi
THIS WEEK: "LIARS & CHEATERS" Directed by Andre Rehal Written by Andre Rehal and Richard Sibblies.
Who can trust Andy and Jen Hunter? Clearly nobody. They don't even trust each other. When suspecting Andy of philandering, Jen goes to the only person she can trust to the only person she knows without a day job, Dick Sibblies P.I.! Will Rich discover what Andy is really up to? Or is their marriage doomed this time? Can Rich find more beer nuts? FIND OUT!
THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 26th!!!
Our composer MATH ROSEN has just released the full soundtrack album as a name-your-price download. Add a little action and suspense to your morning commute, your coffee shop line-up, your YMCA locker room. No dick should be without it!
TOP 3 THINGS THAT MAKE A GREAT DICK by Illya Klymkiw
Part ONE: THE SUIT
We spent a lot of time searching the city thrift stores for the perfect suit. Not only did we find one, but Rich also snagged a sweet Céline Dion t-shirt as well, which he eventually gave to Thomas Dearnley-Davison (you can listen to Thomas interviewing us for Spindle Magazine HERE).
While a Céline tee would make for a great detective costume, the budget would not allow for another $1.99 purchase, and since Thomas's shirt has since been soaked in red wine and gin, we had to stick with what we had. There has been a variety of classic detective uniforms in the past 150 years: The Sullen Trench Coat, The Fedora, The Angela Lansbury Bicycle, or the cocaine-sprinkled deerstalker worn by Sherlock Holmes. Even The Dude's robe and sunglasses have become iconic in the detective world. We threw that all away (except for Angela Lansbury, she's always in our hearts), and cultivated a brand new look that we felt would resonate up until, at the very latest, December 2013. The suit is a two piece, thrift store uncle ensemble. The kind your uncle would show up in to your house, uninvited, smelling of yeasty bread and cigarettes. He'd stay for dinner and encourage your parents to smoke indoors. That was the look we wanted, and subsequently found.
But more than that, his look resembles classic 20th century detectives like Kolchak, Columbo, Matlock, or countless other daytime TV reruns your aforementioned uncle watched with you, as the rest of your family went out to the mall or something, leaving you behind because they were tired of your whininess.
The kind of suit that can be fashionably worn in the summer, to hide the waves of yeasty odour you inherited from your uncle, who may in fact be your dad, but nobody will tell you. The perfect SUMMER FRESH LOOK.
That, with a tie, thick Ray-Ban frames, and colourful Nikes with neon highlights make for perfect uncle attire. I mean detective attire. It is important for a detective to have dishevelled class, and a distinguished air that he might be carrying a flask with a picture of his nephew engraved on it. It must be cheap enough that it can withstand physical activity, scrapping, and being slept in. It must be presentable enough to crash a wedding. Dick Sibblies is capable of all of these things, and it is his perfect suit that enables him to do so.
I would dare to say it gives him powers. Next week, PART TWO: THE TRACKS
OUTTAKE! This was too real for some test audiences.
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Coming September 26th.
Outtake No. 1: "FRIENDSHIP"
