Fantasy Adventurers

A d&d blog for our heroes: Saoirbjha, Thyone, Ezra, Anmael & Hobbie, the (regretably dubbed by the DM) Dick Vandals

[mechagodzilla]

sorry i missed your call i was dual wielding 

[slowroar]

sorry i didnt text back this sword is two handed

[fortethebard]

What DMing looks like

[highlyquestionablerpgideas]

This, except the train is on fire

[idrils]

Visit Original Link

the adventure zone episode 41 (the eleventh hour chapter one)

an 18 second depiction of what literally all dming is like

[honeygordo]

when your group makes a joke about something happening to the party

[outofcontextdnd]

As players, it is our duty to run away from the plot as fast as we can.

(via outofcontextdnd)

[cupcakecreeper]

@ghostfiish is talented and drew our DnD characters real good

[which-oc-would]

Which OC should you definitely NOT let in or around this store?

[xenopaxi]

@ghostfiish

[razzledazzy]

My favorite thing about Dungeons & Dragons is how fucking quickly people become ride-or-die bitches with each other

[silenthill]

no lie i had a campaign where I tried playing a really chaotic neutral “leave me alone” rouge and ended up attached at the hip to our monk who couldn’t roll higher than a natural 10 to literally save his life bc in our first encounter he called my character “a nice lass” and that was all it took

[gif87a-com]

[stuffinspace-deactivated2017100]

the floor is lava master level

[daisenseiben]

Alright Mario, calm the fuck down there.

[saltrat88]

The floor is a healthy relationship with a barber.

[yemme]

His core is impeccable. 

[the-weaver-of-worlds]

When you roll a nat20 on your acrobatics check

[dickvandals]

It’s a fucking carnival of idiocy

-Becca, while most of the party is attacking Anmael

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“I’m Chaotic Neutral. In other words, I’m willing to set people on fire.”

[uzuburrito-deactivated20230202]

being a DM in dnd like

[dickvandals]

i promised myself im going to start using this blog way more often with like ‘previously on the dick vandals’ type summaries and ch tags and it’s making me super excited 

[quetzalcoatl2k]

I AM FREAKIN’ DEAD.

[dickvandals]

Julia: I'm gonna cast charm person on Ezra.

Ouji: Noooo!

DM: ...let me just...google that real quick

[dickvandals]

ANMAEL HAS JOINED THE PARTY

[battlecrazed-axe-mage]

Reblog the nat 20 megadiamond for 20 years of success on bullshit the DM didn’t plan for