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sorry i missed your call i was dual wielding
sorry i didnt text back this sword is two handed
What DMing looks like
This, except the train is on fire
the adventure zone episode 41 (the eleventh hour chapter one)
an 18 second depiction of what literally all dming is like
when your group makes a joke about something happening to the party
As players, it is our duty to run away from the plot as fast as we can.
(via outofcontextdnd)
@ghostfiish is talented and drew our DnD characters real good
Which OC should you definitely NOT let in or around this store?
@ghostfiish
My favorite thing about Dungeons & Dragons is how fucking quickly people become ride-or-die bitches with each other
no lie i had a campaign where I tried playing a really chaotic neutral “leave me alone” rouge and ended up attached at the hip to our monk who couldn’t roll higher than a natural 10 to literally save his life bc in our first encounter he called my character “a nice lass” and that was all it took
the floor is lava master level
Alright Mario, calm the fuck down there.
The floor is a healthy relationship with a barber.
His core is impeccable.
When you roll a nat20 on your acrobatics check
It’s a fucking carnival of idiocy
-Becca, while most of the party is attacking Anmael
“I’m Chaotic Neutral. In other words, I’m willing to set people on fire.”
being a DM in dnd like
i promised myself im going to start using this blog way more often with like ‘previously on the dick vandals’ type summaries and ch tags and it’s making me super excited
I AM FREAKIN’ DEAD.
Julia: I'm gonna cast charm person on Ezra.
Ouji: Noooo!
DM: ...let me just...google that real quick
ANMAEL HAS JOINED THE PARTY
Reblog the nat 20 megadiamond for 20 years of success on bullshit the DM didn’t plan for