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tis tough work but someones gotta do it
Take Your Heart
This is a drawing from last year, that tbh I don't really like, but i posted it here because the concept of it being a calling card is still nice :)
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Would it be possible to hear more of your thoughts about the 5th absorbs the ninth au?
oh my god YES
i'm so deep in my tlt bre fic or i would already be writing this because i LOVE this au and will soon be reading EVERY fic with this concept (some of which are linked in the notes of the original post)
so i imagine this taking place a short while after harrow opens the tomb, a year or two at most
harrow is equal parts devastated w grief and fanatic with adoration for the body in the tomb
she is also NOT in the mood for the ninth to be absorbed by the fifth and is ready to fuckin throw down
of course by throw down, harrow means "glare at them until they go away and also bones" bc she's twelve and that's really all she can do
fifth's first trip to the ninth:
abigail: hel- those people are dead
harrow, currently manipulating the corpses of her parents: (drops from the ceiling like batman) begone, invaders, you are not- griddle!
gideon, who Should Not be there but saw a sword and thought "fuck it": (walks up to magnus) fight me old man
magnus and abigail immediately decide to adopt these children
magnus starts sparring with gideon and getting his ass handed to him, much to aiglamene's delight
abigail begins the daunting task of Earning Harrowhark Nonagesimus' Trust
she explains she doesn't actually want to take over the ninth and harrow can have it once she's eighteen
this inadvertently offends harrow and sets them back a month
the fifth quickly pick up that ortus is Not Into this whole cav business and make the pretty obvious connection that gideon should be harrow's cav and the equally obvious connection that both girls would Rather Die
cut to quinn and pent's epic quest to trick two preteens into accepting the fifth as their caregivers and becoming cav and necromancer
they also become the world's most awkward wingmen
magnus, during a sparring session: say, the reverend daughter looked very regal this morning, didn't she?
gideon, who has already adopted this man as a father figure: what the fuck mags how could you betray me like this
ortus is either besties with the fifth or actually fucking them like abigail pent would one hundred percent take one look at this chubby eloquent caring inept motherfucker and be like I Want That Bear Obliterated
at some point they get it into their heads that the girls need peer engagement so they bring jeanne and isaac to visit
harrowhark nonagesimus, who has never met a person younger than her, watching a nine-year-old jeannemary chatur vibrate with excitement: what the FUCK is That
gideon nav, whose only experience with people younger than her is harrow: what the FUCK is That
Clingiest henchmen in the world
These screenshots from the credits are just too adorable!!
the locked tomb is simply a story about everyone fighting over who gets to be the dead wife
I think what I find most unsettling about John Gaius is how good he is at being unassuming. Good at just being a little guy.
We see him on the Mithraeum bopping around with his tablet and styluses just drinking his tea and eating his biscuits.
Then after Mercy poofs him, without hesitation he kills her and puts back on his little 'oh who me' vibe. 'Oopsies sorry I just killed your eldest sister but she made me mad, you know how it goes, anyways'.
Or before the resurrection, he's just a little miracle worker trying to save people. 'I'm not evil I'm just a dude. Don't worry about this nuke I have, that's not going to come up later'. And 'I TOTALLY didn't mean to stop all those people's hearts for that long, I'm sorry'.
John is so good at making me forget that he's God and moreover that he destroyed the solar system to get it. John has only ever done what he wants but because he writes the history books he's god and a savior. He says it himself, men as careful as him don't have accidents.
People acting like Kiriona Gaia was way too mean to be Gideon are so funny to me. GtN Gideon thought Ortus' mom having a breakdown over the possibility of losing her only son was peak entertainment
Everyone wants to believe Gideon is nice because we like her. We want good things for her, and she is good fundamentally, and we believe in her and enjoy her character. But she isn’t nice. Kind, self sacrificing, moral, yes. But nice? Absolutely not. She is brash and mean as self defence without considering if everyone actually is on the offence because everyone always has been against her.
She's traumatized, and has trusted too many bad people to risk being nice.
Gideon can be downright nasty, just because it's funny from her/our perspective doesn't mean she isn’t
can't stop thinking about john gaius being the Great Resurrector and just entirely phoning it in with gideon. she can resist any wound but he didn't close the one that opened her chest, and instead left his fingerpring on it with the teeth. harrow, notably not God, meticulously grew ianthe a full new arm but God, also her Literal Dad, didn't give her a new heart. all she ever wanted harrow to do was eat her but she found out God was her dad and also a dick then he ripped her from harrow's soul (just like he told harrow he couldn’t!) and put her in a half assed verson of her body and made her a revenant of herself. not even a real resurrection. she’s a ghost possessing her own dead body without the freedom palamedes had to move between bodies because she’s Trapped In There. i'd be down to resurrect the only thing that could kill god too
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I think a pet deposit is stupid but at least its a stupid I can understand you know. like sure a pet could cause more damage so extra "in case of damage" money is owed. whatever. at least I have a chance of getting it back. but pet rent is bonkers crazy. like no the amount of rent thats due is what the rent is. my cat isn't like raising property tax. normal rent isn't even calculated by number of people living in the house. you can't raise the rent when an extra person moves in. what. "pet rent". what the hell are you talking about. you sound insane. its a bunny rabbit
Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth
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she could defeat him i think
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