“you’re an fos now— friend of spiderman.”

this journalist supports spiderman ™️

[ronanlysnch]

[dickwadspidey]

Spiderman FFH characters as The Office screencaps:

Peter/Spidey

Quentin Beck/Mysterio

Nick Fury

MJ

Ned

Happy

Flash

Brad Davis

Mr. Harrington

[dickwadspidey]

so when does tom holland get to host SNL?

can you imagine the skits? like

- opening monologue would definitely be tom talking about what he wants to see in the spidey movies in the future and then Beck Bennett coming out dressed as Uncle Ben (cause he looks like an older version of Tom’s Peter), Michael Che coming out as Miles Morales, and Pete Davidson being a hilariously weird Harry Osborne

- the obligatory marvel skit where it’s the remaining avengers hanging out after the endgame battle ordering postmates or something and everyone arguing about where to order from. kenan thompson has to be falcon, kyle mooney as bucky, kate mckinnon as wanda, leslie jones as okoye, colin jost as clint, etc.

- a skit about the frog that lives in tom’s mouth where he’s trying to go on a date or something and the frog (played by pete davidson) just stands behind the table and completely foul mouths the girl the entire time. like, everytime tom opens his mouth.

- on weekend update: “professional movie spoiler tom holland” where he just gives away fake plots to all of the upcoming movies colin and michael talk about.

- some sort of original video skit where tom, pete, and kyle mooney rap. bonus appearances by leslie jones and aidy bryant.

- a skit about all of new york’s homegrown “heroes” with a special appearance by andy samberg as jake peralta.

- and definitely, 100% a skit about tom meeting the queen (played by aidy bryant) and her not believing he’s actually british.

@nbcsnl i’m available for consultation.

[dickwadspidey]

@nbcsnl hello please please please

[dickwadspidey]

@nbcsnl hi please i am a writer

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

I’m not old enough to drink.

[dickwadspidey]

Red Means Danger

Pairing: College!Peter Parker x Reader 

Words: +1K 

Warnings: Allusions to sex & nudity. Swearing. Spoiler/allusion to events of Endgame. 

Summary: A week after your breakup, Peter finds a remnant of yours that leads to the two of you meeting again. It doesn’t go the way either of you had hoped. 

A/N: Bold means it’s a text message! Based off the song “T-Shirt” by Gnash. Saw it was a song prompt in @starksparker‘s 16K Writing Challenge and had to take a stab at it. :) 

You left your t-shirt here. The red one. Your favorite. 

Peter’s been holding the plain red crewneck in his hand for almost an hour now, going back and forth in his head over whether he should text you about it. He’s supposed to be cleaning, that’s what he was doing when he found it, but instead, his room is a mess and move-out is less than 24 hours away. At first, he’d wanted to take the shirt out, throw it in the dumpster and drop a match inside. Then he caught a whiff of your smell: vanilla and honey, with a hint of lavender. 

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[dickwadspidey]

Spiderman FFH characters as The Office screencaps:

Peter/Spidey

Quentin Beck/Mysterio

Nick Fury

MJ

Ned

Happy

Flash

Brad Davis

Mr. Harrington

[dickwadspidey]

so when does tom holland get to host SNL?

can you imagine the skits? like

- opening monologue would definitely be tom talking about what he wants to see in the spidey movies in the future and then Beck Bennett coming out dressed as Uncle Ben (cause he looks like an older version of Tom’s Peter), Michael Che coming out as Miles Morales, and Pete Davidson being a hilariously weird Harry Osborne

- the obligatory marvel skit where it’s the remaining avengers hanging out after the endgame battle ordering postmates or something and everyone arguing about where to order from. kenan thompson has to be falcon, kyle mooney as bucky, kate mckinnon as wanda, leslie jones as okoye, colin jost as clint, etc.

- a skit about the frog that lives in tom’s mouth where he’s trying to go on a date or something and the frog (played by pete davidson) just stands behind the table and completely foul mouths the girl the entire time. like, everytime tom opens his mouth.

- on weekend update: “professional movie spoiler tom holland” where he just gives away fake plots to all of the upcoming movies colin and michael talk about.

- some sort of original video skit where tom, pete, and kyle mooney rap. bonus appearances by leslie jones and aidy bryant.

- a skit about all of new york’s homegrown “heroes” with a special appearance by andy samberg as jake peralta.

- and definitely, 100% a skit about tom meeting the queen (played by aidy bryant) and her not believing he’s actually british.

@nbcsnl i’m available for consultation.

[dickwadspidey]

@nbcsnl hello please please please

[thorscock-y]

Two Different Cities

Request: Hey! Love your work and was wondering if you could do one with Peter and the reader went to a different city for spring break then it has to do with smut over skype? Where Peter tells her what to do and ends up fluffy but also very smutty?

Warnings: Smut, Masturbation, Sort of dom Peter, fluffy Peter as well

Authors Note: Sorry I took so long to write this love, hope you enjoy. My bad if it’s horrible,it was slightly rushed.

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A sigh of contentment fell from your lips for the feeling of the sun sinking into your pores felt good. It was nice to finally get away from the cold weather of New York and get into some hot weather. Especially in Hawaii where Spring Break basically felt like a wonderful summer. If only Peter were here with you, then everything would be completely perfect.

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[thorscock-y]

Sneaking (Peter x reader)

Request by @woman-of-letters-legacy

Warnings: Smut, oral, male and female receiving, sensual images, tony being annoying, swearing : )

Authors note: My friends, this is pretty long well actually I don’t know, it seemed long but that all depends on how fast of a reader you are. Lots of things going on so grab some popcorn and a vibrator. Kidding! Also you should play not afraid anymore by Halsey when they start fucking. 

I’m sorry if this sucks!

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[blissfulparker]

omg toms bub waddling around the house with him following her bc she’s a little ball of love and she sees harry and zooms to him

“Okay, daddy needs to do some work now so I’m gonna leave you in your play pin okay?” He sets the small girl down in the pin filled with her toys to keep her entertained while tom tries to get a few extra lines in.

Her soft fusses cause him to take her out and place her on the ground where she waddles for join him on the couch.

When he gets up to get some water she runs along with him. She’s very quiet too, not trying to play or fuss. He thinks she understands that mummy is pregnant and tried so she can’t be too fussy.

He thinks it’s cute quite actually. He loves when she watches him as he reads the lines and he loves how her little hand will grab onto his arm when she needs some attention.

Although Harry promised to come over and run though some lines with tom. Or at least help him figure out what scene he’s doing next. The door opens and at first it scares your little girl. She holds onto tom and then her uncle harry appears and she jumps off the couch and runs over to him. She gives his leg a hug since she can’t do anything else and she waits for him to pick her up.

“If it isn’t my favorite niece!” Harry scoops up the girl who giggles at her uncle. Harry takes his stuff to where tom is and starts to help him.

Once you wake up you hear the boys and think it’s time to get your daughter out of the way to leave them alone.

“Is she bothering you?” You asked tom as you saw her now curled up taking a nap in Harry’s lap.

“I love it!” Harry looks down at her and how she’s so attached. “Think I might take her home.” He jokes and you laugh a little.

“She’s all yours then.” You joke and place your hand on your stomach. “Seriously though, she’s okay?” You asked him and he nodded getting up and coming over.

“She’s a little angel, all she’s wanted to do was help me. Go get some rest, I’m sure you’re still tired.” He kisses your cheek and rubs the swollen stomach.

“Okay, just holler if she’s being too much I can take her for you.” You look back over to the three year old who is sleeping peacefully on Harry’s lap. She’s listening to his breathing and matching it as much as she can. It’s cute how she’s always done that, matched her breathing to help her stay calm and focus.

“No need for that. The princess is fine right here.” Looks over and then back at you. “I love you, go get some more rest.” He touches your cheek and you nod taking yourself back into the room to fall back asleep. The remaining two months in your pregnancy were dreadful since all you wanted to do was sleep and eat, you started to feel like the baby. You felt bad because Tom was taking care of two babies some days.

Although tom loved his girls so much, he loved the two of you with his whole heart and when your little boy would be brought into this world he would be happy to call that baby his.

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[jasntodds]

Chasing Lonely [t.h.]

Pairing: Tom Holland x Reader

Warnings: Smut, fluff

Request: @valar–m0rghulis : YAS requests OK fluff 9 with Tom bc that’s my fave trope ever lbrrrrr. Maybe add in a lil nsfw 1 if you feelin it. Love ya x

Prompts:

Fluff #9: “Is that my shirt?”

NSFW #1: “You’re kind of turning me on.”

Words: 2,722

Summary: You and Tom like to be alone but when the loneliness takes over, you always find comfort in each other

A/N: Trying to widen my writing here with some smut so enjoy ?? I named it after Chasing Lonely by Boys Of Fall but tbh the song has nothing to with this oops lol

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Being alone is something you’re good at. In fact, you find being alone comfortable. It’s easier, less effort. The only person you need to care for or even consider is yourself. Sure, it might seem selfish, but it’s not bad. There’s good selfish and bad selfish, this isn’t bad. But, sometimes, being alone wasn’t exactly all it’s cracked up to be. 

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[dailyavengers]

[thehumming6ird]

Midnight in Paris (2011)

[dickwadspidey]

hiddleston as f. scott fucking fitzgerald will forever be one of the best casting choices ever.

[oscar-piastri]

#how peter got that electric sport car for the science fair

[spideycentral]

[henrysfox]

¿Cómo está tu hija, eh?

[dickwadspidey]

sexy

[joyfulparker-deactivated2022111]

Saudade - tom holland

SUMMARY: after a one night stand, tom can’t get you out of his head. with only a first name to work with, he’s determined to find you again.

WORD COUNT: 2.8k

WARNINGS: tiny amount of smut

saudade (portuguese); the feeling of longing for something or someone that you love and which is lost.

Tom remembers the first time he laid eyes on you like it was yesterday. From across the dimly lit streets of London at midnight, he thought he might be in a dream. It wasn’t your looks that first caught his attention, it was your laugh. Quirky and full of happiness, Tom couldn’t help but feel a swell of warmth in his chest when he heard it, a feeling that still lingered whenever he thought about it.

With a slight turn of his head, he saw you. Strolling down the cobblestone path hand in hand with your friends, the moonlight pouring down illuminated your delicate features. Tom’s eyes stuck to you like they were magnets and you were iron, unable to resist the pull you had over him. With an undeniable glow of joy radiating off your cheeks and your hair blowing over your shoulders from a soft breeze, he was convinced you were one of the most beautiful girls he’d ever seen. There was no doubt in Tom’s mind, he had to meet you.

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