Didgeridork Is As Didgeridork Does

White | Conservative | Girl | Jew I like posting Avengers and Shingeki No Kyojin stuff, as well as random funny things (but who doesn't?). If you are a feminist and/or an Obama supporter, you're not going to like my blog. I post a lot of political things here and rarely ever tag.

[snarkyzionist]

Update 9:52 AM: Chabad 770 Stabbing Attack Victim in Serious Condition [video]

Police shot the attacker.

In BROOKLYN! 

[wesleyaccola]

Papa Coulson is too legit to quit.

[lilyhandmaiden]

Coulson was practicing for the impending dad-off the whole time they were in Puerto Rico. “Am I dad enough, Bobbi? Am I the daddest dad to ever dad? What about if I add a hat?”

"…"

"I have made a feared assassin look at me like a teenage girl looks at her dad. I have so got this."

[shortvideosandstuff]

[agents-of-frickle-frackle]

PLEASE WATCH THIS I SWEAR YOU WONT BE DISAPPOINTED MERRY EARLY CHRISTMAS YOU GUYS

[didgeridork]

headcanon accepted

[hardfeelingsmp3]

#IDAHOLIVES

[risiansunrise]

"There’s something special about my produce"

[agents-of-frickle-frackle]

IM SCREAMING

[didgeridork]

idaho's a farmhand on clints farm and no one can convince me otherwise

[zaritarazi]

May and Coulson as Skye’s parents | 2x09: Ye Who Enter Here

[shinyalice]

GOODBYE FRIENDS

[garocamarillo]

COOKING SHRIMPS IN 3 SECONDS. 

[palehorseblackdog]

Please watch this.

[theloneliestwillow]

I love the hardcore turn that this took.

[squallluis-deactivated20190727]

Just in case you missed this on twitter yesterday. Marvel and Star Wars are at it!

[snoopdogghasjeansanddresses]

Help

[secondbestpolicy]

Black Widow & the (Extended) AoU Trailer

[didgeridork]

for all the money that they spent on this film they couldn't have gotten her body double a more realistic wig? it's insanely obvious which shots are scarlett and which are the double and i can't be the only one thats annoyed by this

[didgeridork]

what i got out of last nights agents of shield is that mommy!may and daddy!coulson is skye's headcanon

[loveholic198]

[didgeridork]

on bartons farm, apparently 

[priceofliberty]

I have had this blog for exactly 3 years today, thanks tumblr for letting me know!

[comicbooksandcosplay]

HEY EVERYBODY GO WISH priceofliberty A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[priceofliberty]

STOP THIS ITS NOT MY BIRTHDAY

[didgeridork]

is there a tfw meme for this too?

[agents-of-frickle-frackle]

Skye's father watching coulson hug skye and coulson eyeing Skye's father through the camera more like FACE OFF OF THE DADS

[agents of shield commercial narrator voice] NEXT WEEK ON MARVEL’S AGENTS OF SHIELD: DAD-OFF EDITION watch Skye’s Murderous Monster Bio Dad vs her Mentally Unsound Adoptive Dad in a do or die Dance Dance Revolution battle. You won’t believe who breaks what.

AND LATER

"Give it up."

"Not a chance."

"You know you’ll never be her real dad!"

"I’m the closest thing she’s got!"

"Hi "Closest Thing She’s Got" I’m DAD”

SHOTS ARE FIRED

"Dads stop you’re embarrassing me!!!"

DON’T MISS THE EXPLOSIVE NEW EPISODE

[superspydaisy]

Couldn’t we ship Coulson and Skye’s dad and have a lovely happy family with two dads? Could we do that? Could we have dad jokes, dad dancing and Coulson being teased about his slight cap obsession.

Could we have hectic family breakfasts and Skye having two dads who love and care for her even if they are hella embarrassing. Could we have a modern family vibe AOS stylee?

[agents-of-frickle-frackle]

yes please

it’s a story that starts in conflict, the story of two men who each want skye for their own daughter, the story of two men who learn to work together and overcome their differences to protect skye, the story of two men who end up falling in love. it’s perfect. 

[superspydaisy]

Yes, Yes and Yes

What’s the ship name?

[agents-of-frickle-frackle]

i think we should probably find out skye’s dad’s name before we start thinking about ship names….

[didgeridork]

i feel like the sitcom would be called Two and a Half Aliens (with coulson being the half) 

[chrisevans-sexualfrustrations]

Edgar Wright’s Top 10 Movies of 2014 - Esquire Magazine

[didgeridork]

*SOBS* CAN SOMEONE PLEASE WATCH THIS MOVIE AND TALK WITH ME ABOUT IT I JUST HAVE SO MANY GOD DAMN FEELS 

[bmann14k-deactivated20171212]

somehow this will offend someone

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Excuuuuse me, but why is the page WHITE? There only place there’s black is along the frame! This is typical white privilege at work! Everything’s gotta be white, doesn’t it? Black people are just around to frame all your privileged whiteness! Ugh. PATRIARCHY!.

[classicalliberalleague]

Why are all of those lines so STRAIGHT! Stop being so homophobic! Oh you’d just love to pretend gay people don’t exist, but I won’t let you! We’re here, we’re queer and we’ll never let you forget about you awful breeders!

[snarkyzionist]

Why are those lines so masculine, your sexist shit is not welcomed here. How dare you not include feminine lines or feminine words, this is just your way of trying to show off your male chauvinistic dominance over women.This is why we need feminism. FIGHT THE PATRIARCHY!

[didgeridork]

why the fuck is the intro only written in english??? just because you speak english in america doesn't mean everyone does! english isn't even the most spoken language in the world! rewrite that shit in mandarin before i doxx you for being racist!!!

[outoftime2025-deactivated202511]

hey guess what

body cameras might help if the problem was not knowing what happened but we have video of at least four of the shootings of unarmed black boys and men that have occurred since summer we have video of them and they still won’t fucking indict because the problem is that this is not a bug, it’s a feature - the system is working exactly as intended

[priceofliberty]

People are so gungho about cameras, “oh everyone behaves better on camera, cops should wear them!” Ever consider the cops who patrol the streets on foot? The ones in NYC which continue to enforce Stop-and-Frisk? If you think only cops change their attitude when a camera is around, you have another thing coming. People are going to tense up when they see that badge/camera in their face. People are going to make mistakes, people are going to hide things.

Mandated body cameras are a bad idea for this reason and a myriad more.

[didgeridork]

*cough* continuum *cough*

[radicalanarchism]

When you wish to instruct, be brief; that men’s minds take in quickly what you say, learn its lesson, and retain it faithfully. Every word that is unnecessary only pours over the side of a brimming mind.

Cicero (via moralanarchism)

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Especially true for internet posts.  Make the point.  If people really want the details they will ask.

(via liarsandbullies)

tl;dr - tl;dr