Universe revolves around me

Oh, hello! Absolutely fantastic that you've managed to find the TARDIS. I really would love to stop and chat but I've got my hands full at the moment. You know how it is saving the Universe and what not. Who am I kidding? Of course you don't! Not that it's your fault though, can't exactly control what you're born as. I digress though, I really must be off. Oh, and just one last thing, run! ||Independent RP blog || || Ninth Doctor||

[theultimatecompanion-blog]

  Kass followed the Doctor out the door, closing it behind her and noticing a bunch of pirates pointing swords at them.

"Umm…Doctor what did you get us into and what time are we in?" asked Kass in the Doctor’s ear. She thought about saying something to the pirates but didn’t want to draw attention to herself just yet. She didn’t like going in blind.

[didnotsurvivebychoice-blog]

"Oops..." The Doctor offered the pirates they had encountered a large smile which was only answered by the swords coming even closer to him. 

"Let's see...I'd say Golden age of piracy so that means....early 18th century." His eyes averted from Kass and instead focused on the pirates almost eagerly "Am I right?" All the crew seemed to be able to do was look back and forth at each other in pure confusion. 

[perditxs-deactivated20141107]

  "Wha-" Now he was fairly positive he was high despite the man’s insistence he wasn’t. "See now I’m really curious, which I probably shouldn’t be… but. Like- space so… like uh- oh no wait see now I have a theory. You’re working for the government and you have top secret government technology that could potentially end the world. Accurate?”

[didnotsurvivebychoice-blog]

"Wrong for several reasons. Firstly, I wouldn't work with your government. Or at least, I don't intend to. I like working...independently. Secondly, I have absolutely zero intentions of ending the Earth or even risking it. Why don't you have another go at guessing what it is, you're bound to get it...eventually."

[voidjumpergem-blog1-blog]

"Isn’t that what usually happens when you show up somewhere? Weapons of some sort getting up close and personal?" She grinned. "No wonder you go through your lives so fast." 

[didnotsurvivebychoice-blog]

"Oh, shut up!" The Doctor snapped though not with complete agitation as he enjoyed having somebody to poke around with and who would do so in return. "I'd like to see you do better"

[sunstreakerapologist]

  "That really shouldn’t be too much of a surprise Doc." Jade said with an eye roll and looked at him over her book. "But are you alright?"

[didnotsurvivebychoice-blog]

"I look alright, don't I?" The Doctor questioned only slightly irritably, holding out his arms and spinning himself in a slow circle for her to get a glimpse of all of him as proof that he was, in fact, alright. 

[perditxs-deactivated20141107]

"Wha’ss a Tardis? Like you mean tartar sauce? I don’t think pirates would mind tartar sauce since you know, they like fish an’ all, right? Am I high?"

[didnotsurvivebychoice-blog]

"No, not tarter sauce. Tardis. As in, Time and Relative Dimension in Space. Long story to that, doubt you'd believe me if I told you. Though maybe you would if you were high, which you're not by the way. You know, that's not such a bad idea about the tartar sauce. maybe I could bring that with me next time to give as a peace offering!"

[voidjumpergem-blog1-blog]

  "Not you, apparently." Gem said saucily. "What’d you expect? ‘hi, how are ya, would ya like some rum’?" 

[didnotsurvivebychoice-blog]

The Doctor only rolled his eyes at her remark, letting the comment slide. "Well, no. But I didn't expect a few dozen swords and pistols all directed at me immediately!"

[didnotsurvivebychoice-blog]

"Apparently pirates in the 18th century don't take it too kindly when your Tardis lands on board their ship accidentally. Who knew?"

[ameliaafterthefairytale-blog]

Amy looked up in surprise the moment she heard the all too familiar sound. It was a sound she never thought she’d hear again, and it had her sprinting out the door and into the blue police box in a second. “Doctor,” she called, looking around at the different interior. “Oi Raggedy Man are you in here?! Don’t make me go all Scottish mother in law on you because I’ll do it and you know it!”

[didnotsurvivebychoice-blog]

Never before had somebody had the gall to step into the Tardis and walk in as if they owned the place. The Doctor had planted the Tardis down on Earth for a while to let her rest, in no mood to explore the planet the Doctor had simply walked off to the library. Before he could even pick up a book though, the girl had walked in. Out of curiosity, and a bit of frustration, the Doctor raised himself from his seat and strode towards the console room where the voice was coming from. "What do you think you're doing here? You can't just walk into someone's Tardis like that!" 

[sunstreakerapologist]

Sighing, Jade collapsed into a couch and poked her stomach, staring at it. Was it really possible a little baby was in there? New life? The species would be entirely unique, new to the universe. A time lord and a vampire child, honestly, what were the odds?

[didnotsurvivebychoice-blog]

The Doctor couldn't see how Jade could sit down at a time like this. he himself was pacing back and forth across the long room of the Tardis, the speed of his pace a fraction of how fast his mind was going and reeling. No, this wasn't happening. He was sure of it. if Jade was pregnant he would know, wouldn't he? No, no, if she was it would be another two or so weeks before the mild signals of communication were reached. 

[speakcelebrity-blog]

Visit Original Link

“Jabberwocky” by Lewis Carroll

Read by Benedict Cumberbatch

Guys. Guys. Sherlock is reading poetry.  Let me just channel my inner Victorian heroine for a moment and *swoon*.

[hidingfromtrolls-deactivated202]

YOU’RE WELCOME.

[geekishchic]

My God

[peachesandqueer]

IF YOU GO ON YOUTUBE THERE’S MORE

[pegcarrter-blog]

O H MY GOD

[medicussomnus-deactivated201311]

didnotsurvivebychoice

He could channel the feeling of guilt and sadness from the man, which made his wince in pain slightly. “Uh, welcome to Frazier,”

[didnotsurvivebychoice-blog]

The Doctor grinned broadly when he saw the man who greeted him, eyes almost beginning to crinkle at the intensity of his smile. "Hello!" He called out even more enthusiastically, though he was far more interested in his surroundings than the man who was before him. 

[little-lost-time-lady-blog]

Sick Days

Rose curled up in her bed, keeping the covers tucked under her chin and bundled all around her. Usually, she didn’t sleep this long, but her body was exhausted, and she felt like crap. She had a fever, and felt the need to be constantly sick. But she didn’t tell the Doctor, she didn’t want him to see her weakened like this.

[didnotsurvivebychoice-blog]

Hours upon hours ticked on, the Doctor didn't do anything of any true significance while Rose slept. Rearranged some wiring, read a few books, made breakfast....how long had the girl been asleep for? Far longer than she usually was, she was bordering 12 hours and the Doctor had just about had enough of this boredom. Her laziness, especially in the morning, was always something the Doctor looked on with contempt as the longer she stayed in bed the longer it would be before the two of them could do whatever it was they might have planned, or not planned at all. "Rose?" He called out cautiously, giving the door to her room a soft knock. 

[didnotsurvivebychoice-blog]

"Hello."

"Hello!"

[sunstreakerapologist]

"True… But if I am what should we do?" She asked him, looking up at him. Sure she loved kids but she doubted she could ever be a good mom…

[didnotsurvivebychoice-blog]

The Doctor chewed down on his lower lip, wondering what exactly he was supposed to say to a situation like this. Never before had he even considered such a thing to be...to be even possible. Well, technically it was possible but the chances were such slim to none that he hadn't bothered to even think for a moment that they might happen. 

[sunstreakerapologist]

  She gently hugged him close and laid a head in her chest. “Are you saying that because you don’t have an actual answer?” She asked him softly, looking up at him. “Have you had kids before?” She asked him.

[didnotsurvivebychoice-blog]

The Doctor swallowed, not wanting to properly answer her question so instead deciding to just give her a smile that didn't quite reach his eyes. "I just don't want us to have an idea in our heads when it could just be a mistake" He told her gently and honestly. 

[sunstreakerapologist]

  "True… But if I am what should we do?" She asked him, looking up at him. Sure she loved kids but she doubted she could ever be a good mom…

[didnotsurvivebychoice-blog]

"Let's...." The Doctor paused, biting down on his lip gently as he looked down at her. No, she couldn't be. The test clearly made some sort of mistake. "we'll talk about it when we know for sure what's going on, okay?" he bent his head down and kissed her on the forehead in what he hoped would be a soothing manner. 

[sunstreakerapologist]

  "Technically the chance a vampire can actually get pregant is about…. One in tenthousand. And I took a pregnancy test it came back positive but I’m scared… Doctor I’m really scared…" She admitted quietly.

[didnotsurvivebychoice-blog]

He blinked, still confused as to how someone could not be sure if they were pregnant or not. The Time Lord shrugged it off as one of her many... eccentrics and decided not to question it any further. "The test could be wrong" he told her simply with a shrug. "I mean, they're not exactly the most reliable of things..."