AnasAbdin
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Keni
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we're not kids anymore.
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if i look back, i am lost
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Mike Driver
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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One Nice Bug Per Day
almost home
art blog(derogatory)
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@didyouevers
"Did you ever experience liquids differently?...."
"...like, you go to drink water, but then you think about how atoms don't really touch, so it doesn't feel like liquid in your mouth anymore."
My boss: "You stoned?"
I wasn't.
“Did you ever notice that Wendy’s farts still smell like Wendy’s?”
“Did you ever shave and then it hurts later?”
me: “Did you ever make two turds that don’t even look remotely related to each other in the bowl?” my boss: “........”
“Did you ever feel like you just peed yourself, but you really didn’t?”
“Did you ever get scared to open your mouth because you’re afraid bugs will fly in?”
“I feel like I’m in a Campbell’s Soup Commercial”
listening to a song playing by Al B. Sure! at work
"Did you ever sit on your phone and it starts vibrating but you think it's a fart?"
“Did you ever walk into the bathroom to pee and you turn the light off instead of on?”
“Did you ever eat too much food and then just imagine how it all looks stretching the inside of your stomach?”
“Did you ever wonder how much poop you could fit into a room if you took all the furniture out?”
(while eating black beans from wawa)
Me:“This might sound crazy but - My boss: “You don’t have to preface it. It’s coming from you so it’ll sound crazy no matter what.” Me: “These beans taste like -” My boss (knowing I make weird food comparisons all the time) : “Oh God V, - what do the beans taste like?” Me: “Popeyes mashed potatoes.” My boss: How is it that?! AND HOW IS IT SO SPECIFIC?! What is wrong with your taste buds???”
"Did you ever get rice in your water bottle while you're drinking and not know what it is or where it came from?"
“Did you ever rub two pizza rolls together and hear the sound?”
“Did you ever accidentally break a corn chip in the air and it falls on your head?”
“Did you ever get mad cause a mosquito bit your face?”
“Did you ever keep putting on your underwear inside out several days in a row without realizing?”