jacob

i bow down to pray

[diedthisway]

time for an ad break! the feeling of existential dread will resume shortly

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waiting for reviewer 2 to deliver another round of bullet points that assess my entire existence as insubstantial and irrelevant

[diedthisway]

dear professor, i want thousands of notes on my tumblr posts, not on my thesis

[diedthisway]

being active on tumblr is my mental healthʼs recession indicator

[diedthisway]

high school me was acting like an adult with an office job. now me with an actual job is scrolling through tumblr reliving that nostalgia

[diedthisway]

not a morning person. juryʼs still out on if a person at all

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my safe space is 2015 tumblr girl aesthetic

[diedthisway]

the backrooms are actually in my brain

[diedthisway]

this is a hate crime. hashtag drag race.

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One ant = .003 USD. I’ve done the research.

[diedthisway]

come on then. cite your sources

[diedthisway]

me coming up with one (not even good) post per quarter: iʼm so funny

[diedthisway]

artʼs in pop culture but not in me

[diedthisway]

i called my hater and my phone rang

[aabracadabra]

[kristina100000]

[nungers-deactivated20150403]

i just ate some delicious ravioli. no i didnt. do u see how easily lies can be spread on the internet?

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