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I post jojo headcanons here. Welcome to hell my children Requests for parts 1-8! Requests OPEN NSFW is allowed The only mods here is Mod Rando

[diegoismyson]

Headcanons for your fav jojo characters & their fav seasons & why? Or their fav holidays

KHDHSKDHIDHDJDB finally someone’s asking about mY favs for a change- I’m kiddin- I’m just gonna do my top three faves cause if I did them all this list would be a lot longer..

~Trish Una~•She really really likes sewing! She does it alot, she made her skirt all by herself!•She’s Demisexual Heteromantic•Post!VA she has her own clothing and cosmetics brand and designs every color and clothing by herself•Years after VA, she and Giorno get together! They get married and have a child named Anastasia•Spice Girls Requiem. It’s new ability is that it can turn objects into complete holdable liquids.. like a waterballoon but… Loos-er..?•Her favorite season is Spring because she loves the bright colors, it gives her new ideas for clothes/makeup•She loves Valentine’s Day cause she loves spreading unconditional love to her friends and Giorno!~

~Narciso Anasui~•He’s Heterosexual Biromantic•He really loves crossdressing, as it let’s him fully live out his experience of wearing both male and female clothes•Has a fascination with Disney movies and his personal favorite is Hunchback Of Notre Dame•He LOVES wearing makeup even in male clothing.•His top priority is his hair•Has a lot of emotional baggage which leaves him not confident enough to get back into the dating scene.•Halloween is AMAZING for him he whips up creative costumes like going as statues or mythology gods•uses ‘sister’ and 'wig’ sometimes when alone with people he’s close to•His Favorite Season Is Summer cause it let’s him get out the most and flaunt in as little clothes as he can.

~Secco~•He’s Aromantic Asexual•Sneaks out when Cioccolata is asleep •Spends his time at 24/7 Cafés chatting to random night people•When he sneaks out he takes off Oasis and wears regular clothes•Secco doesn’t care for brand name clothes•his normal clothes are a white collared shirt buttoned up with the sleeves neatly folded just below his elbows, black dress pants, and black dress shoes•he’s a redhead and his hair is short, Narancia style but always slicked back and neater with a few hairs sticking up•Hygene is VERY important to him which is why when Cioccolata isn’t around he bathes like hell and brushes his teeth often•He LOVES reading he’ll red ebooks or actual books•His Favorite Season is Winter because being cooped up within he and Cioccolata’s shared home is very nice especially for a strange introvert like him•He really likes Halloween as well for it let’s him go out in a homemade Oasis costume that even non stand users can see and calls it a zombie, either that or he goes as Frankenstein’s monster and Cioccolata goes as Frankenstien

HJNGNFMFN this was fun send more like this!!!

[diegoismyson]

could you do some nsfw headcanons for diavolo x doppio please? <3

I hope you meant Diavolo x Doppio x S/O, if not.. Idontdodoppioxdiavoloimsorry

And this ask has been fuckin ROTTING in the ask box but in the honor of the new ep I did it!

♡Now to find yourself within the clutches of both of them will be a night you'll never forget. Doppio is most likely first to initiate things. Being as gentle and hesitant with you as he can be.

♡During your time with Doppio, Diavolo inevitably comes out. You already knew about him and spent some time with him so this would be interesting.

♡Diavolo plays with you first, pretending to be gentle then he immediately slams into you, the way he sweet talks you and reassures you all while he's dicking you down as hard as he can.

♡Doppio speaks for the Boss while he takes control of the act. Doppio's voice calming you but keeping you high as Diavolo's hands roam and touch you, as he ruts into you harder, deeper, and faster.

♡Doppio is once again fully in control as climax approaches, softly grabbing you very far from the pounding you were experiencing from his Boss.

♡Doppio retains bits of his harshness keeping the pace and spots to touch the same.

♡As he fills you up a growl from Diavolo can be heard.

AHHHHH IM SORRY IF THESE ARE CHEESY I JUST GOT BACK INTO WRITING ITS BEEN LIKE 2 YEARS??? ANYWAY ENJOY CAUSE THE NEW EP KILLED ME~ Mod Skyla/Rando

[diegoismyson]

Update:

Hello! It's me, Mod Rando, formerly known as Mod Skyla. I finally have time to work on this blog! Please send in requests.. the inbox looks a lil empty..

[diegoismyson]

Josuke with an so that has anxiety ??

•Josuke isn't the best at helping with anxiety. He tries okay he tries.

•Koichi deals with anxiety from time to time as well so he uses what he knows from his expiriences with Koichi to try and help

•he's always doing his best to keep you happy and calm

•Hell, he'll bring out Crazy Diamond if that helps calm you down.

•Whenever an axniety attack strikes he panics but tries to keep his cool, if you're out in public and it happens he will hold your hand, massaging your palm with his fingers, humming softly and looking you in the eyes with a soft smile.

•if it happens in your home Josuke will pick you up and softly place you on a couch or a bed, put you up in a warm blanket, get you your favorite drink and he'll sit and cuddle you softly while singing to you like the silly little boy he is

•Josuke tries he really does. He loves you no matter what.

-Mod Skyla

[diegoismyson]

hello friends and followers, its been a long time since I've touched this blog. ive honestly forgot about it and when I do try to write for it, it just feels like a chore and it makes me run out of ideas. so this blog will be going on a hiatus, i cannot say for when it will be over but when i get creativity back it will come back. I hope you all understand, as for mod blake, i stopped hearing from them months ago so I've been trying to do this blog myself but its just hard. I'll probably open mod applications one day but until then, thank you for all the followers who stayed witj this blog. Also if you want to get in touch with me you can find me on @souezi -Mod Skyla

[yuri-mama]

reblog in the next 30 seconds to have a good laugh w your pals

[diegoismyson]

Hey!

It's ya girl mod skyla! I think I might get another mod to help us out. It's just me working hard with mod blake, who is currently very busy. So its just me working on draft and asks, I'm acting like I work hard when there's legit only 4 asks.

That's what I was getting to

Send us requests! Please! The ask box is always open and im always ready to answer

[diegoismyson]

dio and rohan meet, shit goes down because theyre both dickheads

O h n oThis would be the fight of the century tbh lmao-Mod Skyla

[diegoismyson]

You asked for this and im in an alien mood anything fluffy mikitaka will be 👌👍

wrow we’re getting et up in this bitch

- mikitaka enjoys baking and cooking a lot. at first, the stuff he makes is terrible but over time he learns how humans like their foods and becomes a wonderful cook. it does help that tonio gives miki little tips

- very very clingy. it’s unintentional that miki stands too close or touches people too often without realizing they’re a stranger therefore it’s probably not the best idea. he doesn’t mean anything by it, mikitaka just doesn’t realize the etiquette

- he adores animals but dogs are his favorite. at first, mikitaka mistakes pretty much anything with paws and four legs as a dog since there’s so many breeds that look so wildly different. but he just likes how excited and openly loving dogs are

- mikitaka will drop everything for his friends if they show that they need any kind of attention. he doesn’t quite understand the complexities of humans but he fully gets any creature’s need for love and understanding so if someone’s upset miki will do just about anything for them

- loves shiny stuff so much. he’s practically a magpie when it comes to seeing something shimmer or shine bc he has the immediate impulse to take it with him. josuke has learned he needs to put his pendants away if mikitaka is over so that he won’t ogle them for 20 minutes

   ~mod blake

[diegoismyson]

so i hear ur low on asks B) to remedy that, how about josuke trying to get over his fear of reptiles

my boy and his irrational fear give me lif e (i wanna know why he’s scared of them 👀)

- josuke knows his fear is unusual and it’d ruin his reputation as the School Delinquent if too many people found out about it. plus that bully whose face he rearranged might just spread the rumor; it’s not that it’s emasculating, josuke just knows the fear isn’t very common

- he’s absolutely going to ask okuyasu and koichi to help him out but he’ll have okuyasu to calm him down and koichi brings in the smallest little lizard to get josuke used to them. they agreed that josuke had to be one foot away from the lizard at most for ten minutes, which was reasonable enough to josuke and the rest of them

- this utterly backfired and now okuyasu is holding josuke while josuke is shaking and crying a bit. he’s practically begging koichi to get it away and koichi nearly complies until oku reminds him that josuke has to do this

- they don’t try again for the rest of the week but josuke knows he’s gotta get rid of this fear so as a last resort he tries to go to rohan’s house and con him into using heaven’s door to just stop being scared of reptiles and after about half an hour of sucking up to rohan, who then proceeded to gloat after realizing josuke’s intentions, he agreed to help; however, rohan wrote that josuke no longer feared lizards rather than all reptiles

- josuke believes it’s all good now, since koichi tested him once more with the lizard and josuke was just fine (tho he still refused to touch it, that would be gross) but the next time josuke sees a turtle he just about runs away and immediately blames rohan

~mod blake

[diegoismyson]

jolyne and hermes' wedding reception (＞人＜)

wow we’re pairing central rn lmao (its okay bc i actually love just about every ship in jojo)

- upon the insistence of jotaro, jolyne and hermes’ wedding was at the beach and not somber at all but full of fun. they were both in tuxes bc they agreed they looked way hotter in them than in dresses and during the vows they were joking about all the escapades they had together. jolyne teared up but she insist that hermes was crying too; they had also agreed to hyphenate their last names since neither wanted to lose that part of them

- hermes and jolyne had agreed to just hold the reception at their home since big, expensive buildings were a waste of time and money that could be used on other things. everyone was invited and some of hermes’ extended family came but for the most part it’s all the joestar family. joseph is on the couch telling stories to josuke who’s mostly just trying to get money out of his dad, holly’s fussing over jolyne and making sure she looks impeccable, jotaro is trying to avoid everyone, and jolyne’s mom talks to them whenever holly is distracted by something else

- despite being so unconventional, they both agree to a very traditional first dance but have the giving away dance at the same time since they’re both brides. jolyne dances with jotaro while hermes dances with foo fighters and then midway through the song, hermes and jolyne switch so that they’re dancing with each other and the other two step back into the crowd. it was sweet and sappy and more than a few tears fall from both of them but they’re quickly back to their usual attitudes afterwards

- when it comes to cutting the cake, jolyne didn’t even hesitate to shove it into hermes face and cover her with it. but hermes just laughed and pulled jolyne in for a kiss only to retaliate and smoosh cake onto jolyne’s face too. they nearly got too into it but jotaro put an end to it before they ended up covering each other in it

- there’s a speech given by the rest of the stone ocean gang together to congratulate jolyne and hermes but there’s a lot of jealous undertones coming from anasui but it does nothing to stop jolyne from standing up and dipping hermes to kiss her overdramatically in front of everyone

   ~mod blake

[diegoismyson]

How about some gyjo headcanons?

i’m still not done reading sbr so sorry if this seems a little off!

- gyro learns to read johnny since he’s seemingly reserved and quickly realizes that johnny just prefers not to be as expressive as the italian. however, because of gyro’s ability to read johnny, he notices when johnny starts acting strangely towards him. johnny starts avoiding eye contact and with certain questions he’ll swallow harshly before answering. it was usually all fun and games when they hung out so when gyro saw these tendencies he thought he might be upsetting johnny in some way and soon asks johnny what’s wrong

- johnny thought maybe gyro wouldn’t pick up on it. it was a ridiculous thought, of course he would but for once, just this once, he prayed gyro wouldn’t. the italian was just so beautiful- the enchanting lilt in his voice, that odd laugh, the way gyro though all became so distinct and so endearing. johnny figured maybe it was just the long nights away from everyone else but even in towns, gyro shined brighter than any light could ever dream of. but when gyro asked what was on his mind, johnny couldn’t lie to him when he looked into those eyes which reflected the color of the earth. and so, he confessed just like that

- gyro laughed then, thinking johnny was joking but when he saw the raw vulnerability rushing forth like a raging river, gyro knew johnny wasn’t joking. but weren’t they already dating? they had spent so much time alone and all that talk about girls was just to goad the other into jealousy, right??? it was johnny’s turn to laugh but this time out of relief as he shook his head and said yeah, they were already dating

- their relationship doesn’t change much but now when they huddle together for warmth, johnny feels fine giving gyro a small kiss on the cheek. but when they’re in town, johnny is certain not to show any affection as that could cause unnecessary trouble as well as just kinda be embarrassing. gyro is much more quick to affection, thinking his long-time boyfriend is getting more comfortable with pda but a correction in the form of a glare that could make a snake keel over ensures gyro doesn’t go too far with pda

- after the race, the both of them settle down together off in the woods near a smaller town so they can more freely love each other. johnny tends to be the one maintaining their property and finances while gyro just does his work and comes home to his “trophy husband” as he likes to call johnny. johnny is still insecure about not being able to be a whole person and feels like hes handing gyro something to fix just by being around but gyro always jokes and tells johnny some cheesy story about greek gods and humans all being half of one whole person or something

- gyro is all laughs and joking with short bursts of seriousness while johnny is the exact opposite yet together they always bring out each others’ best strengths and cover the others weaknesses. johnnys tendency to fixate on one goal is disrupted by gyro’s want for everyone to be happy and gyro’s absentmindedness is voided due to johnny’s need to be in the moment and prepared. they do tend to be a little frivolous but gyro and johnny enjoy giving each other small surprises

   ~mod blake

[indoorcatboy]

everyone who reblogs this before new years gets, uh, bees

reblog now for bees

[diegoismyson]

hey so since you did giomis, can we also get some good ol bruabba too?

of course! bruabba is such a classic and i’m so weak for it. looking back i think im in a writing mood cuz this is lowkey more of a scenario than headcanons

- when bruno and abbacchio first met, bruno was rather unimpressed with the disgraced cop who came crawling to passione looking for some semblance of honor among miscreants. but over time, bruno found a soft spot developing in him; this uncouth, drunk, depressed wreck of a man needed far more care than he’d let on

- abbacchio pushed bruno away, the same as he did everyone. abba felt he never deserved anyone’s care so why should he start accepting handouts now? but once in a while hed allow himself to be weak. It was always while roaring drunk but in those moments bruno learned the most about abbacchio- how he’d always wanted to protect people, how he had the best intentions, how he had failed in the worst of ways. somehow, it was in these moments that bruno found his love for abba. not because abba was drunk, if anything bruno tried keeping abbacchio away from alcohol, but because these were abbacchio’s sincerest moments

- one day, while bruno was helping nurse a badly hungover abbacchio, the paler man had suddenly whispered his gratitude to bruno. over the next few days abbacchio tried to avoid bruno but since the gang was still only abba, bruno, and fugo at this point, he wasn’t very successful. the way bruno merely existed held so much grace; his beautiful skin kissed by the sun and easy smile always calmed abba down and yet made his heart skip a beat. everything about bruno was in sharp contrast to abba and it made him feel so unworthy of the others’ attention

- and yet bruno didn’t relent. he was quick to pick up abba’s avoidance and, both as his capo and as his friend, he knew better than to let abbacchio stew in his own self hatred. instead he went to the elegant man and asked him why he was doing this. abbacchio still tried to avoid what he wanted to say but bruno eventually got it out of him that he had been slowly falling deeper and deeper in love with bruno. it was something bruno had never considered but when he thought about it, bruno wanted abbacchio to be happy; specifically, bruno wanted to make him happy. the man looking away so shamefully was honest in this moment and bruno couldn’t help but smile

- they kept their relationship under wraps. they didn’t care if anyone in their growing group found out but to be together in passione was hard to do without putting each other in extreme danger. abbacchio tries his best to get better and stop relying on alcohol to wash away his pain and with bruno reminding him when he’s slipping up, he’s been improving some

- bruno and abbacchio’s dates are few and far between since they usually have the rest of the gang with them but the dates they do get are something they cherish. they like going out to their favorite restaurants and just spending time chatting and laughing together; more often than not bruno and abbacchio will go home tipsy and end in a heap together making out and eventually pass out, content to be able to have one another

  ~mod blake

[diegoismyson]

Is this blog still alive..?

Me and mod blake have been busy. Ive been on hiatus, I was planning on getting off it today but my grandfather went into a sort of coma state and I'm gonna have to go extend my hiatus. I'll try to post maybe tomorrow or tonight. -Best regards, mod skyla.

[liriel-mei-ling]

Everyday….. ╥﹏╥ 

[writscrib]

So, Net Neutrality has officially been repealed. It was split 3-2.

Now you guys need to absolutely pummel your local congressional representatives with calls, letters, and protests until Congress steps its game up and fixes this so that the FCC can never do this again.

We watched as three men callously laughed about how silly they thought some of the calls were for not being eloquent enough for their taste. We watched as they lied about the internet, even when the truth was uttered minutes before.

Don’t let them have this win.

Make your representatives miserable until they fix this. The news will be worthless to you in the upcoming months, as every major news network is either owned by an ISP or has tangential business with ISPs. They all serve to profit on this. Fact check with extreme prejudice. Don’t stop until your internet is back to where it needs to be.

Neutral.

I don’t care if you’re far-left, far-right, or dead down the center. Do you want it to be where an ISP can choose to throttle access to Fox News or Breitbart on a whim? What about Vox? What if some bad reviews come out for a movie and Comcast throttles it to hide that? What if Netflix is throttled into oblivion so that Hulu becomes the only possible option for viewing? What if you go to start-up a new business and you’re told that you have to pay for the $500/mo “business package” in order to get higher the 0.3 Mbps traffic speeds to your site?

Nothing about this decision is going to benefit how you use the internet.You use it for paying bills, for doctors and hospitals, for school, for work, and for entertainment.

Don’t give up, guys!

[globalcooldown]

Make your representatives miserable.

[definitly-not-a-spy]

DOesnt it need to go through court still? WHere it would be pummeled off?

[writscrib]

That’s when advocates take it to court! Agency actions don’t need to be rubberstamped by the courts (in fact, courts prefer not to interfere with agency action).

And depending on which district takes this court case, it could end up favoring the FCC on this.

You want Congress to make the decision because then it is written in law, and isn’t likely to be easily overturned.

[bristlee1]

Damit, add links to help people.  Just liking or reblogging does nothing.  Give your voice action:

https://action.aclu.org/secure/save-net-neutrality?redirect=SaveNetNeutralityTW&ms=TW_171214_freespeech_netneutrality

Sign this at the ACLU.  I’m sure others will pop up.  

Call congressional offices directly or through the switchboard. If you do not have the direct number, you can reach US representatives by calling 202-225-3121, and US senators by calling 202-224-3121. Ask the operator to connect you to the individual office.  Also don’t be an asshat when you call.  Simple state that you would like the Net Neutrality rules to stay in place.

The ACLU has already said court papers will be filed.

[writscrib]

Thank you for the addition! I’ll definitely help get this spread around.