WHAT I THINK THE JOESTARS WOULD DO AT A BUC-EE’S IF THEY WERE HYPOTHETICALLY THERE (VERY IMPORTANT)
Jonathan - I think he’ll appreciate the atmosphere and foods they have available, also he will pose with the statue outside
(Young) Joseph - Buy some BS like the Overbite from there, definitely also has a meal inside
(SDC) Jotaro - Unless he needs to go to the restroom, he’ll just stay in the car if he was there for like a family road trip or something, Holly would likely try to convince him to atleast take a picture with the statue
Josuke (4) - Definitely buy merchandise and takes a photo with the Buc-ee’s mascot suit
Giorno - Enjoys a meal and picks up (maybe even steals) some sweet snacks
Jolyne - Having the time of her life, always guaranteed to buy something in every visit, usually clothing, takes a picture of both the statue and mascot suit
Johnny - Didn’t see the big deal about the place at first but thanks to Gyro’s influence, he started t o hold a kind of respect for Buc-ee’s
Josuke (8) - Walks around every inch of the building only to not buy anything, though he takes lots of photos
Jodio and Dragona - Loves buying random things and causing some shenanigans
AAAA HI TWINNN!!! ANY HEADCANONS FOR POST CANON MISTA AND TRISH FRIENDSHIP???
☆ Post canon Mista and Trish friendship headcanons!
A/N: Thank you for the request! It’s a wonderful question, actually, because I couldn’t stop thinking about these two once I finished Golden Wind—what do they become??
I think Mista and Trish would be great friends, even best of friends following canon. You'd often see them with each other, and Giorno would probably send them on missions together (to me Trish joins the organization, wanting to make the world a better place if she can, like the others wanted). In this blossoming friendship, they'd learn to accept and love each other’s quirks and moods.
ᯓ☆ They bicker, ALL THE TIME. Playfully, or sometimes throwing insults at each other. They fight over anything and everything, but in the end it’s sweet. Mista is always the one to apologize first, although it takes a great deal of efforts for him at first, until he's used to it. He calls that being a gentleman while she just rolls her eyes and accepts his apology with a small smile.
ᯓ☆ Mista copies her products. Not that they live together, but he notices these specific things on her, finds the brand, and when he gets the chance, will buy the exact same ones. Nice smelling shampoo? His hat oddly smells floral. An oil that makes your skin slightly shine? The day after he sees it on her, his waist shines like a thousand suns. She's annoyed by it at first, but also finds it amusing, and in the end claims he's simply jealous. He waves her comment away, but some of their products are still identical.
ᯓ☆ He gets her whatever she wants. Like a brother who flips you a finger when you ask him to get you something, and five minutes later brings it. Whenever Trish feels like eating a specific pastry for example, she'll demand, rather than ask, for him to get it for her, to which he obviously says no and leaves. She'll just have to sit and wait for him to come back, and when he does, he nonchalantly gives her exactly what she wanted. She won’t comment, despite her desire to tease him, because in the end she cherishes his acts deeply. It could occur that there are small bites in her snack, because the Pistols wanted a taste. She never complains.
ᯓ☆ Mista tries to be careful about his appearance around her. Following the whole body exchange and her remark on his smell, he makes sure to always check for any strange odors before meeting up with her, only to avoid getting laughed at for lack of hygiene. I do believe that Mista is a clean man in general, but he makes sure to always smell extra nice.
ᯓ☆ She enjoys feeding the Pistols. At first, she would have rather been caught dead than having Mista laugh at her for that, so whenever the latter left his gun on the table, the Pistols would come out and be all over her. She likes their attention and isn’t bothered by their constant nagging. She made them promise not to tell Mista about it for an extra slice of salsiccia. He does end up catching them one day, mid-feeding. He obviously teases her for it, but ends up being pretty cool about it. After that, the Pistols are mostly fed by Trish when she's around.
ᯓ☆ She'd force him to come shopping with her, and force him to try on outfits she'd choose. He'd slander them as to not boost her ego, but secretly adores them and even comes back alone to buy them. When he found how happy it made her to see him embrace her fashion style, he'd proudly parade and pose with her. Two little goofballs, I love them.
ᯓ☆ Little angsty there, but they definitely visit the fallen ones' graves. Trish insists on bringing flowers all the time, sometimes they picnic at the cemetery and fill wine glasses they put on Abbacchio and Bucciarati's graves. They bring pizza for Narancia. That is probably when Mista started telling her about the Bucci gang before canon, how he met Bruno and their missions back then. That’s when she'd open up about her childhood, too, and overall they'd bond over good food and nostalgia.
Hi I saw the ask game and I’d be interested in 🐢 for Dragona if that’s ok? Thank youuu
Oooooo! Just in time for the new Jojolands chapter, thank you for the ask! (Btw, I use She/They for Dragona since I do consider her Transfem)
• I’ll say that, at the moment atleast, Dragona is fine in the mental health department, not perfectly of course, they have a few self image issues stemming from the bullying they got when she was 14 but still stays strong for Jodio and is quite joyful
• Trying to frame that traumatizing event when she was 14 as just a absurd event that should be moved on from is partially her coping and it still affects Dragona to this day without admitting it
• In certain days, Dragona feels like she still has feelings for their Ex and misses them which just makes them upset but tries exercising to get her mind off it
I'm on my knees begging your for some Anasui headcannons of him taking care of reader having their period, maybe how would he handle their mood swings or something like that😩🩷🩷
Period Comfort - Anasui x Reader Headcannons
A/N - Me trying to actually remember wtf I wanted when I have periods, guys I haven't had one in 4 months... PCOS is ass, I get the cramps and none of the actual period, kill me. The uterus fucking SUCKS, but Anasui is lovely so it makes up for it! Thank you so much for the request! I hope you enjoy it! <3
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Word Count - 1100
⟢ He can absolutely tell something is wrong long before you say anything, especially if the cramps are bad.
He doesn’t mean to but he most likely makes it unintentionally worse when he nudges you for answers, teasing you with a sweet smile to try to make you feel better. Only to get a pillow to the face with a shocked squeak.
Early relationships he’s a lot more dense towards your feelings and how you deal with the pain, he won’t be cruel but it’s not like he’s exactly read much about periods. The most he knows is the bare basics, they exist, they’re messy. That’s it.
He immediately is insanely pissed that there's so little research compared to the male body, he accidentally gets VERY heated over it. You're in pain and there's not anything he can do to fix it, and it drives him insane.
⟢ He watches you like you’re seconds from dying the entire time, it’s incredibly invasive how deeply he stares while you’re curled up into yourself because it hurts and feels so gross.
He wants to get into bed with you and hold you but he also doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable or pressure you, so he just waits patiently… Impatiently to be asked.
Only to almost crush you when he climbs into your arms and holds you carefully... But so desperately the second you open your mouth because he’s been waiting for the last hour.
⟢ He doesn't feel the embarrassment of asking for help from his friends, to him why would be be shameful about needing to make sure you're okay?? That's insanity.
He can very easily push away his pride to do things that will help you, whether it's asking Jolyne, Ermes or someone he doesn't even know.
He won't just go up to people in the street, but he will look things up if he can... Okay maybe he's not above asking random people for help.
⟢ He wants you to explain EVERYTHING, but he won’t ask when you’re clearly in pain. But If the cramps ease he’s immediately asking questions about what it feels like, what he can do to help, anything and everything you might want that he can do.
There’s no TMI with this man, you can tell him the ins and outs of every disgusting part and he’s sat nodding like he’s mentally taking notes for how to help. Because he is.
⟢ The one thing that he finds truly horrifying, not because it grosses him out. No... It's because he cannot imagine it without cringing at the thought of it happening to him.
The asshole cramps.
The second you bring it up he looks freaked out and pale, especially if you explain what it feels like. Because he just thought it was a little pain for a week and then gone.
And he finds out in genuine horror it’s so much more than that. Good luck to him when you explain what the clots feel like.
⟢ The mood swings don’t bother him in the slightest. You're angry? Hell you SHOULD be, your body is tearing itself apart.
He’s content to sit and let you rant or snap at him because he knows it’s not about something he’s done really, you’re exhausted, you’re in pain. And he would never want to make that worse.
If you’re upset he’s by your side the second you break, holding you close with soft reassurance that he’s not going to leave you alone until you want him to.
He won’t tell you it’s okay, or that it will be. You’re hurting and he is far from cruel to the people he cares for. He’ll make sure you know you’re loved.
⟢ It does not matter if it’s 1pm or 3am, he will go to the store for anything you need.
Pads or tampons? Already out the door, he knows your brand and flow before you tell him because he pays attention to the ones you buy.
A new plush you thought looked cute and you’re sad you didn’t buy? Give him 10 minutes, he will RUN if he has to.
Food? Drinks? Baby give him a list, if he needs to go to another store because they don't have it, he will. Doesn’t matter if you want him to or not, there’s no hesitation in his mind for even a second.
⟢ Cravings. Oh boy.
Not only is he happy to go and buy them. But if you’re making weird concoctions? He’s trying them too.
It’ll make him very confused on how some of them taste so good when they shouldn’t ever go together.
You will find him months later eating something heinous and offering you some like it’s the most normal thing in the world. He’s eaten worse in prison, so nothing you want can scare him off...
He keeps your usual cravings stocked when he knows your period is coming, just in case.
⟢ He does so much research about periods as a whole to deconstruct them and understand them more, he will drop terminology randomly when he’s talking about something and it’s both incredibly hot and also confusing.
When you’re feeling more ragged and emotional he will keep you close and just mention off hand about that you’re almost out of the follicular phase and you’ll feel better soon.
It’s not intended to be mansplainy, he does genuinely want to help and try to make you feel better about it the entire way through your cycle.
Unfortunately it also means he knows exactly when you’re ovulating before you ever say a word. He just starts grinning when you confirm it and get needier.
⟢ He always restocks before you can, you'll often go shopping together but if you’re busy and he goes out by himself he just grabs things he knows you're low on to make sure you don’t need to worry during your period.
He isn’t ashamed in the slightest, hell he actually starts carrying tampons around not only for you but for other women too. It won’t be super uncommon that if someone asks you for a tampon that he’ll silently hand them a couple before continuing talking to you and ignoring their existence.
He sees how deeply it affects you, he might be indifferent to others most of the time but he doesn’t ever want to think that it could be you in that situation, so he helps.
⟢ He will NEVER use his stand to try to help with your pain, he knows how intricate the human body is and to try to ease your discomfort would more than likely cause you harm.
He will however leave his stand with you when he's not in the room with you just so you aren't alone. It might not be warm or really comfortable to the touch, but it still feels like his presence.
⟢ He will happily offer to massage your back and muscles when you’re in pain, or run you a bath, hell ANYTHING that helps the pain and discomfort.
He won’t try to guess what you want from him though. It's tedious and he isn't a mind reader, he will just outright ask what you need him to do.
You’ll have to get used to that embarrassment of telling him to do things, he wants you to call on him for everything you need. If he can keep you off your feet for as long as he can he WILL.
⟢ There’s no way for your mind to claw you into insecurity around him, the second he sees you spiral he’s going to reassure you over everything you’re panicking about.
To him you’re genuinely the most beautiful person he’s ever seen in his entire life, so hating any part of yourself is confusing to him. He won’t let you think or speak about yourself so negatively, those thoughts are NOT safe from his adoring praise and gentle hands.
He loves you. And that means he’ll show you how to love yourself too.
Idk if my request for Foo Fighters with an enby partner was bland or not, but I'll rewrite it just in case bc I lowkey forgot what I wrote 😭
Would it be ok to request Foo Fighters dating headcanons with an enby reader?
(Simple things and activities they do throughout the day, what kind of dates Foo Fighters would take the reader on, what kind of dates Foo Fighters would prefer, if they sleep in the same bed, do they cuddle, how often do they cuddle, what kind of cuddling positions Foo Fighters likes the most, etc.)
(Also an extra scenario of what would happen if Foo Fighters doesn't have any spare water with them but their partner does if that's ok!)
I'm so sorry if my last one was bland. Same goes for if this one is just barely plausible 😓
Show Me How - Foo Fighters x NB!Reader SFW + NSFW Headcannons
A/N - Anon I promise that it's okay! And it wasn't bland at all, I love Foof and I like to write dating HC's! Your last one asked for NSFW too so I assumed you still wanted them LMAO, so they're at the bottom for both AFAB + AMAB. Thank you so much for the request anon! I hope you enjoy it! <3
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Word Count - 2900
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SFW -
In jail -
⟢ You’ll most likely meet them in jail, a chance encounter of fate dragging you violently into orbiting each other.
They’re not shy about who they are, they do hide it… Mostly well? But eventually you’ll get so close to them that it slips out excitedly because they want you to know who they actually are.
They have proof of course, but if you trust what they tell you without it? It hits them hard how deeply they care about you… Incredibly so.
But they don’t really know how to put the feelings into words, so you just get a lot of “You’re really nice.” or “I’m happy we’re friends.”
⟢ They won’t understand what being nonbinary really is at first, you’ll have to explain it.
They’re incredibly smart but they do need a small nudge to understand because hell they’re plankton they don’t have the social constructs that force them into that box. To them gender doesn’t really exist, it’s fluid and doesn’t change how they feel no matter who you are.
When you explain it to them they’ll ask a lot of questions, not about the intricacies of it, no.
They want to know how it affects you, how it makes you feel when people do certain things, if they should say or do specific things you want them to. They’re happy that someone sees gender as less of a big thing and more just kinda, there. It’s comforting.
They won't fuck up a single time with pronouns you want them to use, no matter what you look like it's easy for them to just slip into it.
⟢ They’ll defend you furiously, they have 0 issues with getting in people’s faces or threatening… Asking nicely for them to not be cruel, ESPECIALLY if it comes to Anasui’s.
They do not care in the slightest if it’s aimed at them, but when it’s you? They get vicious quickly.
If you ask them in private not to cause a scene, they’ll respect it, but they’ll silently seethe until they can vent out that frustration.
⟢ They absolutely get advice from Jolyne and Ermes when they’re sick of the lovesick expression they give you whenever you’re nearby. Love is very foreign to F.F. so even understanding it as a feeling is strange.
But then they start panicking a lot unintentionally after one of them says that it might not exactly be reciprocated… They’ll start avoiding you out of fear, believing wholeheartedly that they’re not worth your affection and you won’t feel the same.
Eventually either Jolyne and Ermes force them into talking to you, or you’ll seek them out to confront them it'll all come out… A very embarrassed Foo telling you they like you. And being both very excited and also very confused that you feel the same way.
⟢ It’s very awkward at first, lots of accidental touches and nervous rambling because Foo started reading up on things that you’re supposed to do in relationships and well, most you can’t really do in prison so they adapt…
And get worried about it, they have a lot of very strong feelings about you but how are they supposed to navigate the minefield that people keep telling them to avoid? Not to tell you how much they care, not to touch you too much or too little, to spend time with you but not too much time.
It stresses them out to the point where they don’t understand why people get into relationships at all. With a little nudging they'll ramble about it and that human connection is so strange, they want to hold you and be with you but… Is it too much?
Reassurance helps, so deeply. They need that help to understand that just being themselves is okay and that you can work it out together.
They tell you they love you immediately after because they're so happy… If you say it back every worry falls from them instantly while grinning like a maniac. If you don’t it’s fine too, they’ll wait as long as you need them to.
⟢ If you start bringing them extra water and little trinkets they’ll melt every time, they often forget that people do things for the people they love, so expect a LOT of little things that make them think of you when they realise they can.
It’s never something normal either, they might bring you snacks to share occasionally. But almost always it’s a cool rock or leaf, or an animal…
You’ll end up collecting bugs at that point because they thought they were cool and wanted to share it with you. They don’t care if you let it go after, but they like it if you appreciate the bug with them first.
⟢ They talk about leaving the prison with you all the time, usually snuggled up after breakfast and just enjoying the company with one another.
They tell you all the time the first thing they’ll do is take you on a real date, not the silly little ones where you just hang out in the ghost rooms.
They get into it, they’ll have a whole plan to take you to a nice restaurant, walking at sunset… Good water. That part is important and can’t be skipped.
After getting out of jail -
⟢ The second you’re both out of jail you become truly inseparable, they want to take you everywhere they can, they want to see and do everything with you. Dates, walks, anything they can find nearby.
They want to understand the world on such an intricate level that a lot of the time they’ll wake you up excitedly whispering about the museum a few miles away or a new restaurant that sells weird bread!
⟢ They find so much love in food, it’s nothing like the prison food. It’s so diverse and new, they want to try everything with you and they’ll happily drag you around to new restaurants with a sweet smile.
They’ll not only share their food with you, but their water too. As long as they have enough for the trips or until they get to a store to get some more, they’re happy to share with you.
Anything that’s theirs, is yours... And in turn, anything that's yours is theirs. They'll steal your food all the time.
⟢ They prefer taking you on dates late at night, especially walking.
It gets very hot and they don’t enjoy how much it makes them sweat and heat up, it's just uncomfortable and they go through so much water offsetting the warmth.
Speaking of sweat, you’ll have to ask them not to lick you when you sweat, they don’t see it as an issue because they love all of you and it’s basically water…
They don’t get the issue with it being super weird, you'll need to tell them why it's not something people do. They'll probably try to disprove it.
⟢ Microscopic plankton can thrive in both fresh and saltwater, so expect them pulling you to beaches and lakes to go swimming with them as much as possible. But NOT pools with chlorine, only open water.
If you can’t swim they won’t make you.
But they’d never let you get hurt and they’re happy to show you… Once they get the hang of it themselves.
⟢ They absolutely prefer to sleep in the same bed with you, as close as you’ll let them without being uncomfortable for you.
They love very much to cuddle and just be touching you in some way, it’s not something they’ve ever felt, so feeling your skin against theirs makes them extremely giddy.
Especially when you’re both sleeping and cuddles up with one another, sometimes they force themselves to stay awake when you fall asleep just because they can’t bear missing even a second.
Technically plankton don’t sleep, but as a clump controlling a human body, they still enjoy the rest. It’s not like human sleep but more of a meditative state for around 5 or 6 hours, sometimes more when they’ve been too exhausted, sometimes less if they’ve been sleeping too much…
But they never leave your side until you get up though.
⟢ They’re unintentionally clingy, sure they like their own space and doing their own thing… But you could be doing it near each other...
If you want to be alone they won’t mind, you’ll have to reassure them that you aren’t mad at them but they’re content to give you space as long as you still come to see them occasionally.
⟢ Cuddling is so important for them. Like oh my god, they adore to snuggle so much that anytime they can sneak you away from what you’re doing, they will.
Favourite position is either sitting in your lap while you’re busy doing something, fully curled around you. Or spooning. Big or small spoon, they do NOT care in the slightest.
They just want to feel you, especially if you’re wearing less clothing because it feels nice to feel your skin against theirs. There’s just something so intimate to them about being pressed up against you and talking about whatever you want to.
Expect a lot of giggly I love you’s like that and just sweet declarations of their love for you. If you do it back they get, so deeply content.
⟢ They really enjoy exploring random places, usually somewhere shaded like woodland or more overgrown areas, especially if there’s fruit involved…
Even if they cheat and shoot down apples to reach them, until you lightly scold them about bruising the fruit.
But it’s so playful and sweet that you won’t be able to stay grumpy for long... They'll 100% demand you to get on their back so they can help you reach the fruit.
⟢ They WILL steal your water, sure they’ll let you steal theirs…
But your water is never safe, if they don’t have any in front of them they have 0 issue with reaching over and drinking the entirety of yours while keeping eye contact with you.
It’s incredibly intimidating for some reason…
⟢ They’re genuinely so funny too, they’ll be talking about something completely different and just off hand mention a name and that “He thinks you look really cute when you’re focused.” If you question it, they’ll smile with a dismissive shrug and… “You know... Greg.”
It’s always a random plankton, they’re not even called anything AND they're a hive mind...
They just think it’s hilarious to confuse you.
⟢ They like to kiss but oh god they’re so bad at it… Terrible. Too much tongue, too many teeth. You’ll have to teach them patiently, very patiently…
It’s so strange to them but it feels so nice that they get WAY too involved way too quickly, they don’t even get embarrassed over it. They just take your words as help and then try again... And again.
They’ll eventually get it down, and they get very giddy when you praise them for doing well…
⟢ They’ll use the excuse that they “need water” to kiss you ALL the time. They have a glass right next to them? Doesn’t matter.
All you get is them getting in your space so you can't see it or moving it and a “What water?” just to connect your lips back to theirs… If it works they’ll be so happy, even if you know their little tricks. It’s not subtle at all.
NSFW -
⟢ You’ll need to show them the ropes a lot, they understand sexual attraction of course.
And they’re not ashamed to bring it up to you, the feelings in a human body are a lot different… The heat, the ache, the thoughts spiralling through their head that they can’t push away.
They’ll listen intently while you explain it, how to ease that ache… If they want you to help with that desire.
The first time is surprising to them, it’s loud and desperate. Their hands grabbing at you while you ease your fingers into them, it’s so intense and leaves them obsessed with the feeling. It won’t end after one, not even close.
They need to feel it again and again. It doesn't matter if it’s on your fingers or if you drop your head to eat them out… They’d prefer your tongue, it’s so intense and pushes them over the edge insanely fast.
⟢ It doesn’t take much to put them in the mood, usually something simple like your body curled so nicely into theirs, which is an issue when that's usually how you’re laid together…
They do tend to ignore that desire most of the time, but on the chance they don't... They still wait for a long time to enjoy your comfort without the expectation of sex, which itself has problems when they lean close with a gentle whine of “Can you help me? I’m so wet."
They don’t mean for it to be so hot and desperate… But well, they’re so needy for your help, and their fingers just don’t feel as good.
⟢ It’s so obvious how much praise gets them off, they’re not submissive most of the time but if you start praising them they are so happy to do anything you want (within reason).
Because it drives them insane to hear soft “Your doing so well for me…” and “Can you take more?” You’ll absolutely have to keep them quiet if you keep praising them too much, they get loud and very unashamed.
⟢ They don’t want to actually have sex very often, but when they do?
It’s always long, it’s never just once round. They want to satisfy both of you for as long as you can both take it.
AFAB -
⟢ Oh Foo adores more than anything to give you head, they won’t even need you to ask for it, if they get the urge they’ll press themselves against you with one little question every time, “Can I taste you?” And if you let them, they’re ruined faster than you are.
The taste drives them so far into lust that they’re whimpering into you like you’re all that’s ever mattered. And don’t expect they’ll stop after one either, nor need to pull away to breathe or for water.
You’re the sustenance they crave and they’re not stopping until they’re exhausted and satisfied or you tell them to stop. If you try to pull away or push them away out of overstimulation they’ll just pull you right back with a demand of “Just one more…”
It’s NEVER just one more.
⟢ They’ll find out exactly what you like so quickly, if you moan more at a certain angle they’ll abuse it so much, they’ll know just how much you can handle before you can’t take anymore…
And then they’ll change it up to something slower to give you a break, just to push you harder when you’re ready and leave you limp and desperate on their fingers or a toy.
⟢ Speaking of toys…
They absolutely play with the fact they can create more mass by giving themselves a dick to fuck you with.
You’ll be doing a LOT of experimenting for exactly what size and shape you like, and they can feel it so sex ends up being more about penetration than just fingering once they realise they can do that.
In turn they adore watching you ride them so much, their mind is just complete mush as you drag them so deep into pleasure that they can barely form a full sentence through moaning and whimpering. You'll hear a lot of, "More... Please." and "Gonna cum, slow down..."
⟢ Overstimulation is so enjoyable to them, whether it’s on them or you, it does NOT matter.
They’ll make you finish as many times as you’ll let them with a sweet grin and praise for doing so well when you tap out because it’s too much.
If it’s on them they’ll need to stay hydrated because they’re so wet and making such a mess, especially if you use a strap because it’s so intimate to watch you take control and fuck them into the mattress while you praise how well they’re taking you.
AMAB -
⟢ Oh god, good luck keeping up with F.F., they’ll absolutely see if they can make you finish more than once and won’t stop until you tell them to.
And they’ll remember exactly how much you can take just to see if there’s more variables they can test with to try to make you cum again or last longer.
If you can’t finish more than once they have no issue dragging themself over the edge while just keeping you inside while they desperately rub their clit while making you watch, or even better if you do it for them.
⟢ They’ll find out very quickly that it’s a shame you can’t finish more than once or twice, but… As long as they don’t make you finish, they can keep going, simple...
It all makes sense to them, just keep stopping before you actually cum and then you last longer!
So that’s exactly what they’ll do, happily riding until you get too close and then pulling off, over and over until they want you to finish.
They don’t even mean to say something dirty about it when you do finish either, but it doesn’t clock for a few times that the longer they edge you, the more you’ll cum. They're always so shocked with praises and comments of "Fuck, so much..." or "You're making such a mess."
They’ll happily abuse edging you too with a grin when they pull off and take you down their throat to ‘satisfy their thirst.’
⟢ They’ll absolutely ask to fuck you as well, they want to see what the hype is all about.
You look so ruined when you finish and they want to feel like that too, they completely don't even realise half of why you react the way you do is they’ve edged you easily over an hour…
But if you’re eager to take them, they’ll happily take full control and actually fuck you instead.
They get unintentionally dirty with it, lots of praise and little “I get why you like it when I’m so tight now.” Definitely takes mental notes for what you like for next time.
⟢ LOVES going down on you, especially if you cum on their tongue so they can taste it, it’s such an obscure and strange taste but in a good way.
And they’re happy to get any hydration because it feels good, so the more you cum the better, even if that means they tease you a little… Okay, maybe a lot, before ever touching you.
As he grows older, more and more typical vampire superhuman abilities start to become more apparent even if it’s not as impressive because Giorno is still half human
He’s surprisedly strong and agile for someone his age even without his stand but he doesn’t find this strange, especially since he prefers to use his stand for battle ofc, until it’s finally pointed out
While Giorno will have a normal human life span, he’ll always look like he was in his 20s for most of his life, not gaining a single grey hair (ignore the Grateful Dead fight that’s different shhhhhhh)
If there is a scenario where he is fighting a enemy and he is craving blood due to not having any in a while, Giorno would grab the neck of the enemy and drain their blood until he feels better (90% of people forget that Jojo vampires drink blood from humans this way instead of biting but it’s alright since drinking through fangs is way cooler)
Too much exposure to sunlight can cause Giorno’s skin to rash so he starts to wear a hat if he’s going to be outside on a sunny day for hours (admittedly projecting my Cutaneous lupus onto him)
Like his father, Giorno can make people and corpses into monstrous zombies (maybe possibly also vampires) albeit with more effort involved but he haven’t done this and will most likely never will because it goes against his admittedly kinda morally grey morals (mostly /j lol) and is practically the opposite of his stand, casually imaging a fucked up, evil, back stabbing Giorno who embraced his vampiric nature reviving the Bucci gang as obedient zombies after killing them, because deep down he has still grown to care about them and he’s so lonely…
Finally, Giorno would have one of those juice pouches that is full of (donated) blood that he likes to drink from
Despite Jojo vampires being different from normal, stereotypical vampires in various of ways, I headcanon that they have some behaviors/instincts similar to bats,
Such as: being highly sociable/preferring to gather in large groups (consciously or not), having great hearing, being able to hiss, squeak and purr, hanging up side down (if they wish) and (though this is often suppressed) showing lots of affection through cuddles and hugs
DIO (both parts) seem like the kind of Villian in hang upside down dramatically while having his cape wrapped around himself so it fits lol
Admittedly, I think the reason why my tired brain came up with the idea is for pure fluff reasons involving Giorno being half vampire (I headcanon all DIO’s kids are dhampirs and not necessarily full on vampires like some people make them, maybe I’ll make a separate headcanon post about it) and him suddenly becoming all affectionate, clingy and purring a lot (all sub consciously) after realizing that he’s safe with a group of people he consider his family which he finds confusing and embarrassing at first but he eventually accepts it
