DieOxeyed

I’m constantly reading an unhealthy amount of fics. Write a few as well. Superheroes are my absolute favorite and a ship is always sailing.

[dieoxeyed]

Soulmate, time travel, and old western AU’s are my kryptonite. I can’t resist them.

I’d have a stroke if I read one that had all three.

[dieoxeyed]

Steve calling Tony “doll” is a special kind of drug.

So freakin adorable.

[owlsinyourbelfry]

Clark :

Also Clark :

(Ik these drawings aren’t canon or anything but look at Clark and Bruce and tell me with a straight face that he wouldnt do this shit)

[dieoxeyed]

Like a true bff Clark is a total troll on occasion

[evilpixiea]

Bruce: The world doesn't need Superman. It would survive without you. *I* would survive without you. But I would rather not. A world without you isn't a world I want to live in.

Clark: When I said I was leaving the planet I meant the *Daily* Planet, Bruce. I'm coming home early. Is there anything you wanted from the shops?

Bruce: ..Strawberries would be nice.

[dieoxeyed]

Take A Step Back

Ever read something so god damn horrible yet so in character that you have to step back from reading any more fics involving one of your favorite and beloved characters?

[dieoxeyed]

This is one of those fics were you get shoved off the cliff and tumble down into oblivion braking every single bone in your body. By the time you reach the ground you’re raw and hopeless of survival... but it's only then after you pass out from the suffering that you wake up in a hospital with the warm sun shining on you through the window.

Well...

Either the hospital... or your own personal hell where no one can hear your cries of anguish.

[dieoxeyed]

Take A Step Back

Ever read something so god damn horrible yet so in character that you have to step back from reading any more fics involving one of your favorite and beloved characters?

[superbataddicted]

Just a second thought off my head (Part 2)

(I hadn't expected this passing thought to be so well-received. And since I'm not sure when I will write it and plus I'm a slow writer, I'll just do a quick synopsis of what my crazy imagination kept throwing at me.)

And Bruce got mad. How dare he! How dare the stupid alien insult him like this! Ruining his reputation that he had painstakingly built up. Proving to those around him that the treaties and peace agreement he had brokered was not because of his handsome looks nor his well-honed physique (a result of his passion for the martial arts).

And so Bruce punched Kal. He really did put all his strength into it, intending to break the alien's nose but he ended up breaking his own wrist instead.

"Rao! I'm so sorry! It's all my fault for not executing the greeting right!" Kal cradled Bruce's injured hand and on screens throughout the world, they looked like they were holding hands.

"So please do let me tend to your injury! And then I'll try and greet you properly again."

Before Bruce could say anything, he had been scooped up by the alien and flown back to the mothership hovering in the sky while the whole world watches.

Already twitter and tumblr and social media were going crazy with this new development. Some denounced it but most were starstruck fans who lauded the two as the best couple of the year. And countries with foresight were trying to pass laws and change laws to allow same-sex marriage. They see the potential for an economic boom should the two decided to get married and was looking for a place to host their wedding. So better plan ahead than regret later for the missed opportunity.

(Read Part One here)

[superbataddicted]

Just a second thought off my head

Imagine Kal arriving on Earth as a full-grown Kryptonian. His first introduction to Earth's culture was a commercial - a guy asking another guy, "Marry me?" And then kissing him.

Oh, so that's how they greet each other, thought Kal.

So when he met his first EarthIing, Bruce, ambassador sent by the UN to welcome him, Kal did as was shown in the commercial. And he did it during a 'live' broadcast to the entire world...

(Hmmm... I wonder what would happen next?)

[banana-muffiin-deactivated20221]

Is there a heterosexual explanation for this?????

[from-dawn-to-day]

Fanfic: is awfully written but has a good plot

Me:

[dieoxeyed]

That... is the true pain of life

[banana-muffiin-deactivated20221]

I love this

[causeimanartist]

Language Bruce

Based on the post here by @owlsinyourbelfry

[sully-s]

I slight continuation of this post .  I really enjoy the style that @htnks does their Batman/Green Lantern comics and wanted to try it out (though I I’ll never have a steady enough hand to master single width line art I really liked how this came out and it was fun :) 

[jamesttiberius]

hello please imagine bruce wayne calling his boyfriend clark kent “superman” as a pet name in the press all the time like he just “he’s my superman” w a million heart eyes and clark just sighs for the next three hundred years

[owlsinyourbelfry]

Wait-

“Like hiding Ollie’s arrows.”

Does this mean-

(i just found the panels so if anyone can tell me where they came from, thanks)

Lowkey tho i love how Clark is just like “BRUCE NO” and Bruce is like “Bruce yes”

Just the idea that Bruce can pull pranks and does… I love it

[dieoxeyed]

JL’s Crowned King of Pranks: Batman

[marsapartment]

You: Superman is too OP to be fun. You can’t fight him.

I, an intellectual:

[cottoncandytrafficcones]

*at 4:00 am*

Brain: go to sleep

Me: must…read…one…more…FANFIC!

Brain: *initiates intense headache*

Me: 

[dieoxeyed]

This is all way tooo true