Fun + Pun = Fallacy?

I'm trying, I swear.

[reshidei]

dying in the hospital with a duel disk on my arm

[zoctopode]

this is why you shouldn't swear

[some-pers0n]

TWO FACTOR AUTHORIZATION

light thats not how the book works

MICROSOFT TEAMS

[ultrakillblast]

ROBOCOP (1987)

[biff-donderglutes]

robocop’s famous catchphrase

[fefairys]

[lmaonade]

devil may happy :)

[kluskikosklo]

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

[lmaonade]

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

[lakevida]

can you imagine being dealt this hand

[lakevida]

[fortooate]

they can't possibly know if it like has a bag of almonds down in a trench somewhere when theyre not looking

[lakevida]

[crawfishcomic]

Peephole People

[rockynewtoball]

this is too much I'm gonna- *remembers joking about rewatching supernatural is harmful* kill myself

[crawfishcomic]

Genie

[3000s]

[thriron]

[egberts]

"forgor" did irreversible damage didn't it

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

yeag

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[waspsinyouryard]

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

[orpheuslament]

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

[astrodael]

[david-de-bergerac]

I have no words

[no-thats-absurd]

[itsdanfango]

hot items

[homunculus-argument]

thoughts?

No thanks, I'm trying to quit.