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I subsist on it

[maxthebutchdyke]

it’s pride month so this is chloes present

[zazouuka]

Chloe and Rachel are like that gru and dru meme i won't hear any counterarguments

[rubyedgar]

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"You don't talk in your sleep, you whisper." -

"For reals? liar, liar... what did I say?"

- "Something about marrying Warren--or me."

Deleted audio . it was going to be in the bedroom scene, the morning after the pool ..

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[maxthebutchdyke]

too much “chloe’s clothes are huge on max because of their height difference” and NOT enough “max’s clothes are huge on chloe because of their weight difference”

#makemaxcaulfieldchubby #NOW

[yyymmmrrr]

quick claire while i am watching sgf

[ekokuku]

Bet that truck has seen some wild things…

(wanted to give a try to the LiS style even tho I suck at painting)

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[shamesonlydaughter]

it doesn’t have to be good it just has to be done

[fiyero3305]

The phrase "They don't want it perfect, they want it Friday" does wonders for my productivity.

[blueindeed]

I tell this story all the time but I'll tell it again! When I taught kindergarten full time, we had a working bee one weekend where we did a bunch of gardening/landscaping in the outdoor area. One of the dads put up a bit of fencing, then stood back and had a look, kind of frowning like he wasn't sure. His wife then came along, and the following conversation ensued:

Wife: GETMO? Husband: (after a moment, with a sigh) Yeah, GETMO. Me: GETMO? Wife and husband, in perfect unison: Good Enough To Move On

Absolutely LIFE CHANGING acronym, friends and enemies.

[redstonedust]

phenomenom thats been bothering me that i could only express via an mspaint reverse boomer comic

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[bruzum]

[mewvore]

[ancientannoyance]

f in the chat for cam having to third wheel yet another couple while stuck on the BoE ship (ft. hand!pal, who it amuses me to think has perfect font writing)

Panel 1: In the foreground, the larger figures of Judith and Corona are staring each other down. Judith is a dark-sinned woman in a red military coat with gold trim, and her hair is in braids with gold ribbons twirled into it. She is glaring up at Corona, a large woman with poofy blonde hair and a tanned and freckled face. In the background, Cam is sitting on a crate, watching this with no expression, her arms folded. Next to her Pal as a bone hand is suspended in the air, with a pair of glasses above the hand. Judith: You should be addicted to shutting the f*ck up. Corona, smirking: u wanna f*ck me so bad it makes you look stupid. Cam and hand!pal: Watching. Panel 2: Pal holds up a piece of paper with the words MY GOD THESE BITCHES GAY on it, as he turns to Cam. Without changing her expression or pose, Cam's (grey) eyes turn to him. Panel 3: Pal's sign now says GOOD FOR THEM GOOD FOR THEM. Cam simply nods, her eyes closed serenely.

[insomnianightss]

Amazing things happening on Instagram today

[64mpg]

i don’t know how people care about sports but it’s okay

[iamoutofideas]

it’s really not.

[64mpg]

i’m tired of pretending it’s okay. we have to kill them

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird